The Christmas song thread

Ron Gaul
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The Christmas song thread Dec 1, 2016 1:43:44 GMT -5 via mobile Muhlakai, [AurN] perfectlyGoodInk, and 2 more like this

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Post by Ron Gaul on Dec 1, 2016 1:43:44 GMT -5

A post in the DumbIdeas thread gave me this idea...pervert any Christmas song into an ode to War Robots and post it here. Cuz what could possibly go wrong? ?

Dashing through PP
In a Rhino PDB
Oops, here comes a Lancelot -
I think he's chasing me

Turn my tail and run
Cuz I've just got plasma guns
Red team tanks my teammates
And now I'm the only one

Oh,
Charging up
Charging up
Charging up all day
Oh how long it takes to fire
A charged up Trebuchet

Salvoing
Salvoing
Salvoing away
Firing hydras,
Trolling reds
And losing games all day

Thunder Cossacks rule
They make Saltesers drool
It's too bad they don't exist
Cuz they'd be really cool

Plasma Geps instead
Blasted all the reds
Then one spawned a Galahad
And promptly shot me dead

Oh,
Thunder fury
Thunder fury
Cuz I'm such a jerk
Lumber into battle
While my teammates do the work

Oh,
Ecu Griff
Ecu Griff
Ecu Griff all day
Put some Noricums on top
And troll my brains away

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Ron Gaul
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The Christmas song thread Dec 1, 2016 2:39:00 GMT -5 via mobile Muhlakai likes this

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Post by Ron Gaul on Dec 1, 2016 2:39:00 GMT -5

Runnin' Around Dead City

Runnin' around
Dead City
Broke the Thunder Carnage out
Blitzed a Griff,
A Golem, and a Vitz
'Til the plasma knocked you out

Runnin' around
Dead City
Second drop is Galahad
Tank some more shots
Knock out three more bots
Then the firefight gets bad

You will get a cover-seeking feeling
When you hear
Hydras raining down around you
Tried to hide,
But the Tridents found you

Drop one more
Try to settle the score
With your Russian DB Griff
Hopping around
Spraying rockets down
But the whole blue team
Gets lit

You will get an irritated feeling
When you hear
Tridents blasting all around you
Out of range,
But the Zenits found you

On your last bot
Shooting fast and hot
With Taranasaurus Rog;
Crossfire from Hell
Finally rings your bell
As the red

Team

Blows

You

Awaaaaaaay

Last Edit: Dec 1, 2016 6:00:09 GMT -5 by Ron Gaul

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The Christmas song thread Dec 8, 2016 12:43:12 GMT -5 via mobile Muhlakai and Fanghorn like this

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Post by Ron Gaul on Dec 8, 2016 12:43:12 GMT -5

Sniper Bots Rock

Sniper bots
Sniper bots
Sniper bots rock
Trebuchets shine
It's sniper bot time
Standing and landing
Two shots out of nine
Cuz no one walks into the firing line

Sniper bots
Sniper bots
Sniper bots rock
Kang Furies for the win
Take one shot
Knock out one bot
With a dope-?bum-bum? grin

What a bright time
It's the night time
Campers everywhere
Zenits flying
Nothing dying
But there's smoke and fire in the air

Hurry up
Sniper bot
Waste some more time
Finding that perfect shot
Doesn't do squat
If you take it or not
That's how sniper bots rock

What a bright time
It's the right time
Blue team's gonna cry
Worthless sniper
Pay the piper
Cuz you made all of your teammates die

Hurry up
Sniper bot
Fall off a cliff
Rhino come lend a hand
He's a nuisance to all
Push him off of a wall
That's the sniper bot
That's the sniper bot
That's the sniper bot rock

Last Edit: Dec 8, 2016 15:35:21 GMT -5 by Ron Gaul

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The Christmas song thread Dec 8, 2016 15:19:55 GMT -5 via Tapatalk Ron Gaul likes this

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Post by Muhlakai on Dec 8, 2016 15:19:55 GMT -5

You'd better not shout, you'd better not cry
You'd better not pout I'm telling you why.
Pix has fixes coming to you.

They see you on the forums
They see you in the game
They know if you've got Geps or Rogs
And they know if clubbing's your game

So, you'd better not shout, you'd better not cry
You'd better not pout I'm telling you why.
Pix has fixes coming to you.

Get the stupid BEACONS already!
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Want to know how much the new bots/weapons will cost? Here: war-robots-forum.freeforums.net/thread/12311

Post by Ron Gaul on Dec 1, 2016 1:43:44 GMT -5

Post by CΛΜΡΞΓ™ on Dec 1, 2016 1:49:48 GMT -5

Post by Ron Gaul on Dec 1, 2016 2:39:00 GMT -5

Post by Ron Gaul on Dec 8, 2016 12:43:12 GMT -5

Post by Muhlakai on Dec 8, 2016 15:19:55 GMT -5