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Post by sochilli (Saltesers) on Nov 19, 2016 16:55:00 GMT -5
Don't understand the "fold" technique, when scrunch, through adaptive deformation, covers a greater surface area and is much cleaner to achieve than you filthy folding so-and-sos.
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Post by sochilli (Saltesers) on Nov 19, 2016 16:55:54 GMT -5
Also, the thin-ness of folding can get iffy, thus requiring more toilet paper. Can't go wrong when you scrunch.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2016 17:00:16 GMT -5
Wait, whaaaaaaaaaaat?
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Post by sochilli (Saltesers) on Nov 19, 2016 17:13:30 GMT -5
I'm not sure what you're misunderstanding |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2016 17:15:58 GMT -5
Took me a minute to accept the reality of the question posed.
Scrunch.
Oh and thank you for adding 'adaptive deformation' to my vocabulary.
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Post by boomsplat on Nov 19, 2016 18:12:07 GMT -5
With fold, you get two wipes...scrunch, one.
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Post by Strayed on Nov 19, 2016 18:20:26 GMT -5
When you wipe, do you sit down or do you stand up?
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Post by ł⸰§ĦȺĐ◎ŴƧŦḀɌ on Nov 19, 2016 18:21:55 GMT -5
Scrunching gets you only one or two wipes before you need a new wad.
With a little OCD sprinkled in, and some careful folding, you can get 3 to 4 wipes with the same amount of base material. Just don't miss.
A wise man once said: "Man who fall asleep with itchy 「bum-bum」, wake up with smelly finger."
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Post by sochilli (Saltesers) on Nov 19, 2016 19:26:54 GMT -5
When you wipe, do you sit down or do you stand up? Nobody wipes sitting down 「whiskey tango foxtrot」 |
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Post by WE034 on Nov 19, 2016 19:42:05 GMT -5
Lord you're weird... This is the ONLY way...  |
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Post by Strayed on Nov 19, 2016 19:54:06 GMT -5
When you wipe, do you sit down or do you stand up? Nobody wipes sitting down 「whiskey tango foxtrot」 But wiping standing up is so uncomfortable. |
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Post by Strayed on Nov 19, 2016 19:54:27 GMT -5
Lord you're weird... This is the ONLY way... Ew, 「dookie」 balls. |
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Post by sochilli (Saltesers) on Nov 19, 2016 20:11:11 GMT -5
I was joking jeez, how do you even wipe standing up? I can only imagine someone with one foot on the floor and the other on the seat with their knees quarter-bent digging in with their hand.
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Post by WE034 on Nov 19, 2016 20:26:38 GMT -5
I was joking jeez, how do you even wipe standing up? I can only imagine someone with one foot on the floor and the other on the seat with their knees quarter-bent digging in with their hand.  |
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Post by WE034 on Nov 19, 2016 20:26:52 GMT -5
I was joking jeez, how do you even wipe standing up? I can only imagine someone with one foot on the floor and the other on the seat with their knees quarter-bent digging in with their hand. |
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Post by Scorpio Snow on Nov 19, 2016 21:02:59 GMT -5
It takes me several minutes to understand what this is all about..
Then i rolled down to read the comment..
*facepalm*
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Post by Orukal on Nov 20, 2016 17:40:12 GMT -5
5 sheets, folded up, wipe away. Top it off with a flushable wipe and the back door is clean and sparkly.
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Post by Muhlakai on Nov 20, 2016 18:46:16 GMT -5
5 sheets, folded up, wipe away. Top it off with a flushable wipe and the back door is clean and sparkly. Now I've got this mental image of seeing a gleam of light in the cockpit of your bot and thinking, "Oh, crap. Orukal is mooning me?" |
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Post by Orukal on Nov 20, 2016 22:28:45 GMT -5
5 sheets, folded up, wipe away. Top it off with a flushable wipe and the back door is clean and sparkly. Now I've got this mental image of seeing a gleam of light in the cockpit of your bot and thinking, "Oh, crap. Orukal is mooning me?" Not worth anything if you can't share it. |
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Post by Heishiro on Nov 20, 2016 23:18:19 GMT -5
oh god.... what do we have here...
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Post by sochilli (Saltesers) on Nov 22, 2016 7:57:36 GMT -5
So I guess the answer's fold, as it should be because I have clearly lost. (That was humour, because I scrunch but I'm folding in this argument, per poker)
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When you've been around since July 2015 and people are bored of the game in only 4 months.
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Favorite robot: Fujin
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Post by FattyPattyYT on Nov 22, 2016 8:50:45 GMT -5
What. The Actual. Hell.
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Post by Muhlakai on Nov 22, 2016 13:20:05 GMT -5
...and here you thought this forum was about War Robots! |
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When you've been around since July 2015 and people are bored of the game in only 4 months.
Posts: 90
Karma: 21
Pilot name: FattyPattyYT
Platform: iOS
Clan: Can't remember
League: Silver
Favorite robot: Fujin
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Post by FattyPattyYT on Nov 22, 2016 18:10:27 GMT -5
And I came on here looking for info about War Robots and here I have a debate about which way is better to wipe your 「bum-bum」.
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Post by sochilli (Saltesers) on Nov 23, 2016 9:35:03 GMT -5
This is the off topic board, why are you looking here you fool?
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Post by Muhlakai on Nov 23, 2016 14:52:20 GMT -5
Point of fact, no one expects pooping surveys to show up anywhere outside of 4chan or some dark corners of Reddit.
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