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Post by jckidd on Oct 10, 2017 5:28:40 GMT -5
... meched out the entire red team with an Ember Schutze. nooo... Meched out the Red team with just an Ecu Destrier. His stare is enough. he didn't really need the ecu ? |
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Post by K A Z on Oct 10, 2017 5:30:44 GMT -5
Yep - all true, but...even Chuck Norris can get tired seeing Pixonic's "2017 roadmap"
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Post by jckidd on Oct 10, 2017 5:30:57 GMT -5
Before Chuck, the martial art weapon made of two sticks connected with a length of chain were called "nun-Barry's". Nobody knows what happened to Barry
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Post by jckidd on Oct 10, 2017 5:31:39 GMT -5
MC Hammer learned that Chuck CAN touch this.
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Post by jckidd on Oct 10, 2017 5:33:19 GMT -5
Pinatas were created in an effort to get Chuck to stop kicking people while on vacation. Sadly this just made Chuck look for candy after roundhouse kicking people.
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Post by TravLar on Oct 10, 2017 5:53:00 GMT -5
Chuck Norris is so tough he struck lighting twice in the same place
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Post by Diablo86 on Oct 10, 2017 6:24:50 GMT -5
When Chuck Norris chops Onions, the Onions cry.
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Post by jckidd on Oct 10, 2017 6:43:13 GMT -5
When Chuck Norris chops Onions, the Onions cry. never heard that b4. Good one ! ?? |
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Post by jckidd on Oct 10, 2017 6:48:44 GMT -5
Chuck Norris has his own line at the DMV.
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Post by jckidd on Oct 10, 2017 6:49:55 GMT -5
Chuck was delivered a roundhouse kick to an eye... of a hurricane. Today this is known as widely scattered showers!
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Post by 7iquid on Oct 10, 2017 7:40:30 GMT -5
I'm upgrading my artillery to Chuck Norricums!
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inspirace
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Post by inspirace on Oct 10, 2017 9:17:41 GMT -5
he chucks the Patton over the wall hoding the Aphids,
he chucks Nats across the battlefield, hoding the Noricums,
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Post by jckidd on Oct 10, 2017 10:47:30 GMT -5
I'm upgrading my artillery to Chuck Norricums! OMG  ?. I just snorted coffee out of places it shouldn't come from! |
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Post by jckidd on Oct 10, 2017 10:56:20 GMT -5
Chuck never wears a watch. Chuck decides what time it is.
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Post by 7iquid on Oct 10, 2017 12:02:37 GMT -5
I'm upgrading my artillery to Chuck Norricums! OMG ?. I just snorted coffee out of places it shouldn't come from! Started a thread on this "Chuck Norriscoms". I'm playing my G.I. Patton x Noricoms in my 10/10 hangar for this week. To give my Rhino a rest. My DMG will go down a bit but it's a laugh! |
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Post by nosinov on Oct 10, 2017 15:17:53 GMT -5
Chuck Norris wins in table tennis match against a wall.
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Post by nosinov on Oct 10, 2017 15:21:00 GMT -5
Trump threatened to launch Chuck Norris on North Korea.
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Post by nosinov on Oct 10, 2017 15:48:52 GMT -5
The only thing still backing the $$$ is Chuck Norris.
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Post by Ron Gaul on Oct 10, 2017 18:41:00 GMT -5
Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 20 people. Then the grenade exploded.
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Post by xXrobotrippinXx on Oct 10, 2017 19:44:25 GMT -5
You are all wrong.Chuck Norris does NOT play War Robots!(Because his fingertips will shatter his phone) Well, I'll be damned... guess I was wrong...  love the clan name btw... |
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Post by SATmaster728 on Oct 12, 2017 13:13:11 GMT -5
You are all wrong.Chuck Norris does NOT play War Robots!(Because his fingertips will shatter his phone) Well, I'll be damned... guess I was wrong... love the clan name btw... he does, but all of pix's money goes to make the phone he will not break. that is why they need money |
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Post by nosinov on Oct 13, 2017 12:13:10 GMT -5
Chuck Norris has a email address at Google.
Gmail@chucknorris.com
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Post by nosinov on Oct 13, 2017 12:15:34 GMT -5
Chuck Norris killed 20 people when he threw a grenade. Then it exploded.
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Post by ezekielcrow on Oct 13, 2017 12:46:49 GMT -5
Overheard:
The devil is anxiously awaiting Chuck..to sell back his soul.
Chuck has no hair on his juevos..because nothing grows on steel.
Chuck is so tough, showed Moses a better way to part the red sea.
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Post by SATmaster728 on Oct 13, 2017 13:19:50 GMT -5
Chuck norris has a sister, cheek norris, who has broken tv screens with her beauty.
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Post by ezekielcrow on Oct 13, 2017 13:35:24 GMT -5
Chuck once fell on one knee, and knocked out some poor island in the indian ocean.
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Post by NokiaSåmsung on Oct 17, 2017 2:30:09 GMT -5
Im gonna get flamed, rotten tomatoes and all but i just couldnt resist.
C.Norris is so tough that he...got beaten by Bruce Lee ? in The Way of The Dragon
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Post by 7iquid on Oct 17, 2017 7:44:13 GMT -5
Im gonna get flamed, rotten tomatoes and all but i just couldnt resist. C.Norris is so tough that he...got beaten by Bruce Lee ? in The Way of The Dragon It was Bruce's turn to win. Chuck and Bruce take turns in winning and losing vs each other because there is simply not enough time in the entire universe for a death-match. |
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