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Post by jckidd on Oct 8, 2017 10:07:43 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he does earth downs
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Post by threl on Oct 8, 2017 10:11:54 GMT -5
Pilots a thunder schutze in champion league
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Post by NerFB on Oct 8, 2017 10:15:21 GMT -5
... he uses an Ember to shave.
Actually, that doesn't work as he doesn't shave.
Still, you get the idea.
I'll just get my coat.
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Post by jckidd on Oct 8, 2017 10:18:41 GMT -5
Chuck Norris is so tough he doesn't get wet in the pool. Water gets "chuck".
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Post by jckidd on Oct 8, 2017 10:19:32 GMT -5
His tears cure cancer, unfortunately Chuck never cries.
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Post by jckidd on Oct 8, 2017 10:21:40 GMT -5
The bogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck! ?
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Post by shakingrabbit on Oct 8, 2017 10:21:47 GMT -5
Chuck Norris is not OP, everything else just sucks.
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Post by nocluevok on Oct 8, 2017 10:22:47 GMT -5
Bruce: Makes me want to Chuck up.
Jackie: That's upchuck, Bruce.
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Post by nosinov on Oct 8, 2017 10:22:51 GMT -5
You know what has been found in Area 51? Just the pieces Chuck Norris left over from the alien invasion.
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Post by shakingrabbit on Oct 8, 2017 10:23:11 GMT -5
The reason why Pix is still gathering data on the dash bots despite them being clearly OP is because they've been using Chuck Norris as a baseline.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2017 10:24:00 GMT -5
...made War Robots free to play
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Post by shakingrabbit on Oct 8, 2017 10:30:58 GMT -5
Pix's newest bot will have the stealth and speed of a stalker, dashes of a Kumiho, hardpoints of a Fury + 2 mediums, physical shield of a Galahad, HP of a Leo and Ancile of a Fujin. It will be called the "C" because it will be 1/11th the awesomeness of Chuck Norris.
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Post by shakingrabbit on Oct 8, 2017 10:32:04 GMT -5
When Chuck Norris enters a match, all the beacons turn blue instantly.
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Post by shakingrabbit on Oct 8, 2017 10:33:45 GMT -5
Those pilots are not tanking. They thought they saw Chuck Norris and realized resistance was futile.
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Post by shakingrabbit on Oct 8, 2017 10:34:22 GMT -5
The reason why the MM is so messed up is because Chuck Norris thought about War Robots.
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Post by ezekielcrow on Oct 8, 2017 10:38:21 GMT -5
I once saw Chuck Norris hold a bullet to fire the gun at his target.  Its ok. Think it through. |
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Post by jckidd on Oct 8, 2017 10:39:15 GMT -5
He's so tough he doesn't use needles to donate blood. He brings a gun and a bucket.
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Post by shakingrabbit on Oct 8, 2017 10:39:56 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't need any slots.
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Post by jckidd on Oct 8, 2017 10:40:18 GMT -5
Super man owns Chuck Norris pajamas!
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Post by jckidd on Oct 8, 2017 10:41:19 GMT -5
Chuck calls the Ember a "lighter".
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Post by ezekielcrow on Oct 8, 2017 10:43:25 GMT -5
I once saw Chuck Norris take away a charging rhino's credit card. Its ok. More of the same. |
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Post by shakingrabbit on Oct 8, 2017 10:44:27 GMT -5
A Champ fired shots from their Treb Butch at Chuck Norris once. Chuck Norris killed the Champ before he got in range.
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Post by shakingrabbit on Oct 8, 2017 10:50:03 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ancile. That's just his natural glow.
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Post by jckidd on Oct 8, 2017 10:52:48 GMT -5
Chuck doesn't go hunting, he goes killing.
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Post by Eurobercik on Oct 8, 2017 12:30:41 GMT -5
Chuck Norris defeated the whole red team using Ancile Carnage.
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Post by 7iquid on Oct 8, 2017 13:01:02 GMT -5
Chuck Norris never sleeps....
...he waits...
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Post by ♧SGT FURY 24/7♧ on Oct 8, 2017 13:05:46 GMT -5
He doesn't even have a chin. If you part his beard, it's just another fist.
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Post by jckidd on Oct 8, 2017 14:21:02 GMT -5
Thank you pilots! Been awhile since I was on the forum and had a good laugh! Good luck and good hunting. Death to all reds!
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Post by jckidd on Oct 8, 2017 14:22:17 GMT -5
Guck doesn't believe in the periodic table because the only element he recognizes is the element of surprise
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Post by _psychø on Oct 8, 2017 15:59:04 GMT -5
He can aim his zenits and noricums directly at the reds because who needs a DB when you have a CB (Chuck Button)?
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