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Post by ΒΣRΖΣRKΛ²³ on Oct 8, 2017 16:01:55 GMT -5
Charges pixonic to play with new robots.
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Post by jckidd on Oct 8, 2017 16:07:09 GMT -5
The kbots are so fast so they can run from Chuck ?
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Post by jckidd on Oct 8, 2017 16:14:49 GMT -5
MacGyver can build a plane from gum and paper clips, but Chuck can beat him up and take it
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Post by jckidd on Oct 8, 2017 16:15:25 GMT -5
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck can swim thru land
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Post by jckidd on Oct 8, 2017 16:16:51 GMT -5
When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck.
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Post by infraviolet on Oct 8, 2017 17:17:26 GMT -5
I feel like I'm back in 2008..
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Post by jckidd on Oct 8, 2017 17:23:57 GMT -5
I feel like I'm back in 2008.. im sure Chuck can roundhouse kick you hard enough to send you there ? |
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Post by infraviolet on Oct 8, 2017 17:53:49 GMT -5
I feel like I'm back in 2008.. im sure Chuck can roundhouse kick you hard enough to send you there ? He's 77 now.. |
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Post by jckidd on Oct 8, 2017 17:59:38 GMT -5
im sure Chuck can roundhouse kick you hard enough to send you there ? He's 77 now.. and can still roundhouse back 20 years lol |
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Post by xXrobotrippinXx on Oct 8, 2017 18:43:09 GMT -5
You are all wrong.
Chuck Norris does NOT play War Robots!
(Because his fingertips will shatter his phone)
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Post by shakingrabbit on Oct 8, 2017 18:53:17 GMT -5
Chuck Norris is a seal clubber because Chuck Norris.
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Post by shakingrabbit on Oct 8, 2017 18:58:44 GMT -5
im sure Chuck can roundhouse kick you hard enough to send you there ? He's 77 now.. When Chuck Norris was born, Death said 「fluffernutter」! |
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Post by jckidd on Oct 9, 2017 6:24:27 GMT -5
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack, because even a heart isn't foolish enough to attack Chuck.
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Post by jckidd on Oct 9, 2017 6:25:14 GMT -5
Chuck cannot love, he can only not kill ?
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Post by piginapoke on Oct 9, 2017 6:40:16 GMT -5
Roundhouse kicks lancelots and Haechis to death.
His films bore me to death....
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Post by ezekielcrow on Oct 9, 2017 6:56:47 GMT -5
Fear wears the smell of Chuck. The horsemen of apocalypse once came for Chuck. There were five back then... Chuck is the reason the door to hell has a peep hole.  |
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Post by ezekielcrow on Oct 9, 2017 7:03:13 GMT -5
Chuck doesn't need ancile. His stare makes bullets feel awkward.
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Post by TravLar on Oct 9, 2017 7:08:31 GMT -5
Hey! You with the broken nose - don't mock Chuck Norris! "I don't have broken n - Urghh!" |
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Post by SuperHero on Oct 9, 2017 7:15:07 GMT -5
Pixonic lives in constant fear that Chuck's iPad will crash.
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Post by SuperHero on Oct 9, 2017 7:16:08 GMT -5
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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Post by ezekielcrow on Oct 9, 2017 7:18:46 GMT -5
Chuck is the reason The Horrendous Reaper changed his name..
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Post by jckidd on Oct 9, 2017 15:16:52 GMT -5
If you google search "Chuck Norris getting his bum kicked" it will return zero results. It just don't happen.
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Post by jckidd on Oct 9, 2017 15:17:42 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't play hide and seek. He plays hide and pray I don't find you.
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Post by northempire on Oct 9, 2017 15:45:45 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he does earth downs Wow |
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Post by jckidd on Oct 9, 2017 17:50:50 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he does earth downs Wow Fake news! Lmao |
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Post by northempire on Oct 9, 2017 21:57:15 GMT -5
Haha  |
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Post by SuperHero on Oct 10, 2017 4:32:36 GMT -5
I remember this classic one.
And cobra bit Chuck and after 5 days of excruciating agony, the cobra died.
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Post by WilsonK on Oct 10, 2017 4:36:54 GMT -5
... meched out the entire red team with an Ember Schutze.
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Post by SuperHero on Oct 10, 2017 4:39:39 GMT -5
... meched out the entire red team with an Ember Schutze. nooo... Meched out the Red team with just an Ecu Destrier. His stare is enough. |
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Post by WilsonK on Oct 10, 2017 4:40:46 GMT -5
... meched out the entire red team with an Ember Schutze. nooo... Meched out the Red team with just an Ecu Destrier. His stare is enough. Strolling around in an Ancile Carnage, because running to his damaged teammates, providing ancile cover and some beer from those beer kegs! |
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