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Post by Muhlakai on Sept 28, 2016 14:11:01 GMT -5
...and let them know that they could do a whole metric crap ton better. Oh well. He opened with the Insanity Patton and charged in. When that didn't last long he pulled the Nat and then sat (without firing) for a while longer. Then he walked it in towards the center and I don't know WHAT he pulled out next because by that point we were way behind on beacons (most of the team was doing something similar with bots almost as crazy) and another guy and I were outnumbered as we were dashing around the beacons. All to no avail except for an incredible hangar screenshot.  |
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Post by Duodec on Sept 28, 2016 14:39:31 GMT -5
Insanity Patton, I love it!
The Leo doesn't look hideous and the Griffin is almost good. That Patton though!
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Post by Strayed on Sept 28, 2016 15:31:26 GMT -5
I almost vomited just looking at that crap. Level 6 bots with level 1-2 weaps?
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Post by blognio on Sept 28, 2016 16:08:31 GMT -5
Thats my friend
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Post by Muhlakai on Sept 28, 2016 17:31:11 GMT -5
Insanity Patton, I love it! The Leo doesn't look hideous and the Griffin is almost good. That Patton though! ...and the Natasha of Uselessness that's putting him in a deeper pool than he knows? #DrowningModeON |
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Post by Duodec on Sept 28, 2016 17:56:16 GMT -5
I chose to ignore it, much like i ignore them in every game.
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Post by colonelblackjack on Sept 29, 2016 1:18:56 GMT -5
But look on the bright side..
He DID do 143,623 in damage and has 46% victories.....
That's better than most hangers at 40% and lower... I guess he likes HP/SP vs slow and powerful..
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2016 11:50:16 GMT -5
Wow, its like a Swiss Army Patton. Comes in urban camo, but no toothpick or tweezers. Oh, and it has a pocket clip! Seriously, though, I love it when you shoot at an arty, and the pilot freaks and pops of his Zenits and Noricums. That Patton will be squirtin in all directions - bet it sounds funny too!  |
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Post by Orukal on Oct 1, 2016 11:51:11 GMT -5
Whenever I see hangars like this, I think, "I'm going to go with second grader."
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Post by colonelblackjack on Oct 1, 2016 15:15:29 GMT -5
heheheheheh
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Post by Deleted on Oct 2, 2016 15:14:17 GMT -5
Been some weird Pattons the last couple of days!
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Post by RightOn on Oct 11, 2016 0:49:54 GMT -5
At least he saved the notion of not upgrading Tasha as he rolls around with lv1 WP guns
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Post by Muhlakai on Oct 13, 2016 11:12:41 GMT -5
Saw another one today, but the game vomited when I went to take the screenie. "Bunny1" was running a Patton with three spirals and a Noricum. From moment one on Yamantau Bunny ran backwards to the corner. Because if four Noricums are weak, one MUST do better for the team, right? When we meched out the only Red knife fighter even Bunny thought that he could get some action and ventured across the field, up the ramp, and into the covered walkway, where he proceeded to torch the roof and do zero damage for the rest of the game. 33k total damage, and even that was only because, you may have already guessed, there were FIVE RED ARTY BOTS who didn't move. #ThereButForTheGraceOfTheMM
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Post by ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 on Oct 13, 2016 14:48:42 GMT -5
Wow, its like a Swiss Army Patton. Comes in urban camo, but no toothpick or tweezers. Oh, and it has a pocket clip! Seriously, though, I love it when you shoot at an arty, and the pilot freaks and pops of his Zenits and Noricums. That Patton will be squirtin in all directions - bet it sounds funny too! Pocket clips are only if it is the EDC version. But paint it black and it would be a Tacticool EDC Swiss Army Patton. Not very useful, but marketable! (Although, the Urban Camo MAY qualify it as tacticool.... hmmmm) |
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Post by ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 on Oct 13, 2016 14:50:57 GMT -5
Saw a Rog with a Hydra and an ECU recently. I so wish I would have gotten a screeny, but alas there were things to shoot at. I REALLY would like to message them and just strike up a convo... see what kind of person would do such a thing.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2016 18:30:02 GMT -5
HOW ABOUT THIS -
I would like to thank Pilot OY38DM.
I was working on my daily tasks, both of which were capping. Therefore, I was using my capping hangar which is a combo of Mag Stalkers, tri-Mag Geps, Thunder Schutzes, and Taran Cossacks. So Im playing Powerplant. Im in a Cossack, and there is a ECU Cossack on my team. Im trying to flip a hostile beacon, and a red attacks me (cant remember what kind. This pilot positions himself between me and the red, and lets the ECU take the gun hits. The beacon turns blue, and just as I start to move (heading toward the ship beacon, a red Cossack appears at the end of the alley. The pilot then moves right up against the other Cossack (taking fire again, and keeps the red busy, so I can cap the ship beacon. Surprisingly he made it, and I popped him in the back with my Taran, jumped next to him, faced him, and they we jum0ed away for other beacons (aw, sounds like love;) ). Was pretty cool to get that kind of suppoort from an unknown team mate.
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Post by Muhlakai on Oct 13, 2016 19:47:38 GMT -5
HOW ABOUT THIS - I would like to thank Pilot OY38DM. I was working on my daily tasks, both of which were capping. Therefore, I was using my capping hangar which is a combo of Mag Stalkers, tri-Mag Geps, Thunder Schutzes, and Taran Cossacks. So Im playing Powerplant. Im in a Cossack, and there is a ECU Cossack on my team. Im trying to flip a hostile beacon, and a red attacks me (cant remember what kind. This pilot positions himself between me and the red, and lets the ECU take the gun hits. The beacon turns blue, and just as I start to move (heading toward the ship beacon, a red Cossack appears at the end of the alley. The pilot then moves right up against the other Cossack (taking fire again, and keeps the red busy, so I can cap the ship beacon. Surprisingly he made it, and I popped him in the back with my Taran, jumped next to him, faced him, and they we jum0ed away for other beacons (aw, sounds like love;) ). Was pretty cool to get that kind of suppoort from an unknown team mate. If there was a friends list he'd be getting added to mine right now. |
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Post by Kinetic1 on Oct 13, 2016 21:08:32 GMT -5
Unlikely dude sees that but I loved the story. I had a random in Death City in a Thunder Carn follow me along using his shield for me as I capped beacons in a Rhino. At first I'm like "spread out dude!" but then I realized what he was doing. Since the rhino is faster, he had trouble keeping up, but he tried his best, bless his heart. It actually worked really well, anyone who got in our way was met with dual Orkans and Thunders. Reds had to gang up on us to destroy the union.
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Post by Heishiro on Oct 13, 2016 21:39:07 GMT -5
im afraid if there will be a messaging option in War Robots it can start a cyber war.. another thing i might get banned on this game LOL! im just imagining what messages im going to send to camper pilots!
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Post by Muhlakai on Oct 14, 2016 13:05:43 GMT -5
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Post by ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 on Oct 14, 2016 14:11:37 GMT -5
Muhlakai, that IS a weird Griffin... not quite a frankengriffen, but darn close. Looks like he would have an Ork instead of a Tum if he had the gold... Looks like he was thinking "Plasma on one side, splash on the other" with that build. I've thought about that, but keep to the philosophy of matched weapon types... usually. (I do like the patton in silver with 2x aphids and 2x mags, for example of a non standard loadout)
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2016 20:40:49 GMT -5
im afraid if there will be a messaging option in War Robots it can start a cyber war.. another thing i might get banned on this game LOL! im just imagining what messages im going to send to camper pilots! Cant argue there |
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Post by Muhlakai on Oct 20, 2016 18:57:58 GMT -5
Dear teammates: You may have heard a rumor about this, but GET THE STINKING BEACONS! This may not look like too strange of a game, except that only two beacons were grabbed without me being on them. (I had just died storming one to re-take, the other was the "can't even avoid it" home beacon and I was moving to flank.) Oh, right. ...and this was Yamantau. Wish there was a distance tracker on my poor little Boas. The Patton didn't have to walk a quarter as far.  |
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Post by Zhøu™ on Oct 20, 2016 19:32:29 GMT -5
Dear teammates: You may have heard a rumor about this, but GET THE STINKING BEACONS! This may not look like too strange of a game, except that only two beacons were grabbed without me being on them. (I had just died storming one to re-take, the other was the "can't even avoid it" home beacon and I was moving to flank.) Oh, right. ...and this was Yamantau. Wish there was a distance tracker on my poor little Boas. The Patton didn't have to walk a quarter as far. By the way, you aren't in a clan? Interested in joining one? Are you on Android or iOS?  |
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Post by Muhlakai on Oct 20, 2016 21:49:32 GMT -5
Dear teammates: You may have heard a rumor about this, but GET THE STINKING BEACONS! By the way, you aren't in a clan? Interested in joining one? Are you on Android or iOS? Well, thanks! I'm honored. I had a lot of travel last week, so my points are low. I was planning to put in my iOS Wiklings application soon, though. (Hate the silver tier name! Guess it means I just have to keep leveling up...) |
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Post by Zhøu™ on Oct 20, 2016 22:29:10 GMT -5
By the way, you aren't in a clan? Interested in joining one? Are you on Android or iOS? Well, thanks! I'm honored. I had a lot of travel last week, so my points are low. I was planning to put in my iOS Wiklings application soon, though. (Hate the silver tier name! Guess it means I just have to keep leveling up...) Opps, I didn't realize you're on iOS. Well, silver tier clan is there to benefit those who are in it, because you can squad with members of equal tier, it adds to the clan experience. Wouldn't wanna squad with members having higher hangar, and you get thrown into the deep end of things. |
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Post by Muhlakai on Oct 20, 2016 22:38:43 GMT -5
I really wanted to make a comment here about squadding with {Data Redacted} but I redacted my own comment for the admins instead.
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Post by Muhlakai on Oct 20, 2016 23:55:04 GMT -5
Dear sir, that's the least effective use of a thunder on the least effective bot. Also, your name strikes fear in the heart of no one. Not a requirement, obviously, just silly.  |
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Post by omgtakebeacons on Oct 21, 2016 7:05:25 GMT -5
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Post by Muhlakai on Oct 21, 2016 8:52:23 GMT -5
Holy crap! At least it's a half-decent bot. |
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