D-Bag of the Week?

You have my vote.

I thought I had some real D-bag skills but you have taken it next level.



Don't bother nominating anybody else. I sewed-up that award this morning.





"A match that shall live in Infamy."





Carrier





Loki first drop. I'm way to the left, superstructure to the left. Put weapons away, straight ahead, up the ramp, don't wait for the beacon to change, to center beacon, turn it blue, pause a little for the blues to catch up. The closest red is a Bendy Khepri and he's not committing, so... you know... straight to their home beacon while it's red.



In military fashion: "D-Bags!!" "AYE!" "COMMENCE!"





The reds were smart enough to keep a Harpy on the beacon so... Let's listen to their radio chatter, shall we? (tee-hee)



"Harpy Leader One stay on that beacon! We're circling back to take out that cloaked turd."

"Okay Harpy One you can fly, I'm on station now, weenie boy won't get this beacon on my watch while I'm in this Khepri"

"Hey Khepri One what's going on back there, you need help?"

"Yeah, Khepri Two, let's make short work of this loser and get back to winning."

"They're still 3-2, you sure?"

"Yeah, there's loads of time. Let's make this quick."

"Ok, great, you're here let's tether and grind him up." (1 minute in)

"Roger Khepri One, but I can't hit him much. He won't stand still."

"Khepri Two, any idea how much health he has left?"

"Negative, while he's cloaked you can't tell. I'm sure he's close to dead now." (2 minutes in)

"Hey guys! I just died fighting for CB, what's up?"

"OK, go ahead and spawn your Goo Fenrir and then we'll kill this Loki, he's gotta be close to dead anyway."

"Goo Fenrir One here. He's feisty. Poo-head won't stand still. Doesn't he belong under the deck? Loser..."

"Hey, uhhh, we're losing a beacon... Never mind. But we're still down 3-2."

"Bruthas! Hey, I died defending our side home. Just spawned my Flame Fafnir. You noobs STILL fighting the Loki?" (3 minutes in)

"Shuttup, the 4 of us will take him out in 3, 2, 1... Well... Soon."

"Doods it's 4-1."

"Yeah, yeah, just crush this loser (4 minutes in)

"Hey, uhhhh, it's still 4-1. Guys?"

"Somebody please leave and go get a beacon! There's 4 of us here. STILL!"

"WELL DANGIT we started this ,just take him out. Somebody use their Quantum Radar. NOW Please!"

[static...radio silence... ]

PSA: This situation is known as a "Sunk Cost Cluster Around the Loki." (5 minutes in)

"OK, FINALLY! The little loser is dead. He didn't fire a shot and he didn't even turn the beacon red. LOSER!"

"Now everybody fan out and get beacons fast we're down 4-1. Let's move with a purpose people!"





And so... you rookies out there... you "nice" people would spawn a Mender and maybe throw some heals on a blue. Well, who said I was nice, right?



Spawn... The Ball.



STRAIGHT to their home, again, because I knew that would be the last beacon they'd want to be near.

HurryHurryHurry. Roll baby roll!

[Radio chatter is now totally NSFW, so I've left it out. Let's just say, they are "slightly annoyed" with me.]

On the beacon. (6 minutes in)

White!

Ooooo a Metz spotted me he's walking to me.

Quick bump to hold him up like 1 second

Blue!

Hit AH maybe around twice. Game over. FTW!



My stats were:



500k Damage



0 kills



2 beacons



1 win









You can send my trophy to:



Ollie Kloesov

1313 Mockingbird Lane

Palookaville

USA









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