Heads Up For Husbands!

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Heads Up For Husbands! Apr 18, 2022 16:43:37 GMT -5 via mobile dangit, ch4xprt, and 2 more like this

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Post by nocluevok on Apr 18, 2022 16:43:37 GMT -5

Filled out the online form to start collecting my Social Security payments.

Question: Spouse's Birthday?

Available answers...

__/__/_____

or,

(X) I don't know.

Judging from the "you'd better not get this wrong" look on my wife's face, I'd suggest either knowing said date, or, filling out the form when the spouse is not present.😉

Some folks might argue that it wasn't a fair fight. I disagree. That Racoon had the option of whoopin' all them dogs and walkin' off.
-Jerry Clower -

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Endobot Falcon Posts: 793 Karma: 1,736 Pilot name: EnD`o`BoT Platform: iOS League: Champion Server Region: Europe Favorite robot: The one what gets the most kills	Heads Up For Husbands! Apr 19, 2022 5:13:31 GMT -5 nocluevok and Oliver Kloesov like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Endobot on Apr 19, 2022 5:13:31 GMT -5 By the time I`d got to the 3rd wife I`d realized you`ve got to try and remember their birthday.
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Heads Up For Husbands! Apr 19, 2022 5:38:00 GMT -5

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Post by >^\}VULTURE{/^< on Apr 19, 2022 5:38:00 GMT -5

Bump yourself on the head (preferably while she is looking) and claim amnesia...

There always is the classic "Hey honey, where's that document?" knowing full well you need it to get their Bday off of it, claiming to use it for another purpose.

Last Edit: Apr 19, 2022 5:40:06 GMT -5 by >^\}VULTURE{/^<

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nocluevok
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Heads Up For Husbands! Apr 19, 2022 14:32:06 GMT -5 via mobile >^\}VULTURE{/^< likes this

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Post by nocluevok on Apr 19, 2022 14:32:06 GMT -5

Apr 19, 2022 5:13:31 GMT -5 Endobot said:

By the time I`d got to the 3rd wife I`d realized you`ve got to try and remember their birthday.

I made it easy on myself. Her birthday and our anniversary month start with the same letter and share identical dates. I just have to remember which card to give her.

Some folks might argue that it wasn't a fair fight. I disagree. That Racoon had the option of whoopin' all them dogs and walkin' off.
-Jerry Clower -

Post by nocluevok on Apr 18, 2022 16:43:37 GMT -5

Post by gus169 on Apr 19, 2022 3:10:15 GMT -5

Post by Endobot on Apr 19, 2022 5:13:31 GMT -5

Post by >^\}VULTURE{/^< on Apr 19, 2022 5:38:00 GMT -5

Post by Oliver Kloesov on Apr 19, 2022 9:17:23 GMT -5

Post by nocluevok on Apr 19, 2022 14:32:06 GMT -5