The Ballad of FranktheStud

(Read with the cadence of "Green Eggs and Ham")


I am Frank.

FranktheStud.



That FranktheStud.

That FranktheStud.



I do not like that FranktheStud.



Do you like

to tank and club?



I do not like it

FranktheStud

I do not like

to tank and club.



Would you like it

Here or there?



I do not like it

Here or there.

I would not like it

anywhere.



I do not like to

tank and club.

I do not like it

FranktheStud.



would you like it in a Gep?

would you like it on any map?



I do not like it in a Gep.

I do not like it on any map.



I do not like it here or there.

I do not like it anywhere.



I do not like to tank and club.

I do not like it FranktheStud.



Maybe you'd prefer a Lance?

Or a Gareth so you can dance?



Not in a Lance or with a dance.

Not here or there or anywhere.

Not with a Gep on any map.



I simply will not tank or club.

I will not do it FranktheStud.



Would you, could you for the Gold?

Try it! Try it! It never gets old!



I would not, could not for the Gold!



You may like it, you will see!

Don't you want your Gold for free?



I do not like it, don't you see?

I'll earn my Gold, now let me be!

I do not like it with a Gep,

I do not like it on any map,

I do not like it in a Lance,

I do not like it with a dance,

I do not like to tank and club,

I do not like it FranktheStud!



A Griffin, A Griffin!

Would you could you in a Griffin?



Not in a Griffin, you just don't see

Even if it's Gold for free.

Not in a Gep nor any map.

Not in a Lance if It could dance.

I wil not, will not tank and club.

I will not do it FranktheStud!



Wait! What's that I hear?

Sounds something like a vacuum cleaner!



and FranktheStud dissappeared from view.

Gone, for now, to the tanker's queue.