Dad jokes - Post yours!

So, I've always been a bit of a hack when it comes to coming up with my own jokes. I've had a couple of good ones, but my kids are all tired of hearing them. So, I've decided to put them here. I can almost see the collective eye rolling!

I'm planning on using some of these for my organization's next "town hall" as an icebreaker type of exercise. I'm going to call it: Corporeal "Pun"-ishment.

Q: What do you call a bunch of turkeys doing ballet?
A: Poultry in motion.

Q: In baseball, what is it called when a chicken runs away with the ball?
A: A fowl ball.

Q: What do you call a clothier that sings and moves really fast?
A: A tailor swift.

Q: What do you get when you throw a bunch of peas in the air and they all land on the ground?
A: Peas on Earth

Q: Have you noticed a lot of people named Ron these days?
A: Everywhere I look, I see more Rons.

Q: What fruit helps men move?
A: Mango

Q: In what city is it dangerous for men to bump into tables?
A: Bangkok

Q: What city's name encourages people to shop and buy things?
A: Dubai

Q: What city is known for its tiny pop cans?
A: Minisoda

Q: What do you call someone who has mastered the art of baiting a fish hook?
A: A master baiter


Ok, sorry if that last one edges the line here a bit!