A newsmans take on the 'balanced' unit (mathmatically)
Dec 7, 2020 15:52:57 GMT -5
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Post by _FakeNews_ on Dec 7, 2020 15:52:57 GMT -5
Picture this:
FakeNews opens up War Robots for 「dookie」s and giggles and then an offer pops up the 'Balanced unit'
"Ironic" Says FakeNews and dismisses it, later. When he goes onto the forums and sees a thread on it he realizes something awful.....
HEEEEEEEEELLLLLOOO Everybody! It is I, your favorite definitely 「dookie」-posting, overly dramatic, fenrir loving and fashionably late news anchor. FakeNews! And today I will be ranting about pixonics inability to do math, they can do math when it comes to making income but apparanlty don't know the basics of percentages and this concept called B A L A N C E
PIXO HOW THE 「fluffernutter」 DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS?!?!?!?!?!
THE WORD, 'BALANCE' IMPLIES. THAT THE 「fluffernutter」ING THING, HAS THE SAME EFFECT ON BOTH DEFENSE AND OFFENSE, THUS. IT SHOULD HAVE A 4% BOOST TO BOTH OFFENSE AND DEFENSE OR ELSE, BY LAW, IT IS NOT. 「fluffernutter」ING. BALANCED AHUFAHIFWUHIUDJLFABILWFW (mods forgive me)
I cannot do math, not super well at least. I struggle in algebra and cannot decipher the Pythagorean theorem for the life of me. But I can understand the concept of BALANCE. and THAT, is not BALANCED, no matter how in-game balanced it may be, on a mathematical scale its not, why does this annoy me? I HAVE NO 「fluffernutter」ING IDEA
This has been FakeNews, and not to plug my own works but in Other Games I wrote a piece on Minecraft I would like some feedback on.
So yeah. This has been FakeNews, I hope you enjoyed seeing me have a literal mental breakdown.
FakeNews opens up War Robots for 「dookie」s and giggles and then an offer pops up the 'Balanced unit'
"Ironic" Says FakeNews and dismisses it, later. When he goes onto the forums and sees a thread on it he realizes something awful.....
HEEEEEEEEELLLLLOOO Everybody! It is I, your favorite definitely 「dookie」-posting, overly dramatic, fenrir loving and fashionably late news anchor. FakeNews! And today I will be ranting about pixonics inability to do math, they can do math when it comes to making income but apparanlty don't know the basics of percentages and this concept called B A L A N C E
PIXO HOW THE 「fluffernutter」 DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS?!?!?!?!?!
THE WORD, 'BALANCE' IMPLIES. THAT THE 「fluffernutter」ING THING, HAS THE SAME EFFECT ON BOTH DEFENSE AND OFFENSE, THUS. IT SHOULD HAVE A 4% BOOST TO BOTH OFFENSE AND DEFENSE OR ELSE, BY LAW, IT IS NOT. 「fluffernutter」ING. BALANCED AHUFAHIFWUHIUDJLFABILWFW (mods forgive me)
I cannot do math, not super well at least. I struggle in algebra and cannot decipher the Pythagorean theorem for the life of me. But I can understand the concept of BALANCE. and THAT, is not BALANCED, no matter how in-game balanced it may be, on a mathematical scale its not, why does this annoy me? I HAVE NO 「fluffernutter」ING IDEA
This has been FakeNews, and not to plug my own works but in Other Games I wrote a piece on Minecraft I would like some feedback on.
So yeah. This has been FakeNews, I hope you enjoyed seeing me have a literal mental breakdown.
