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Post by docsane on Oct 24, 2020 9:32:19 GMT -5
It's so much fun now!
Come on, in the old days, we'd just have waves of Hellburners come suiciding at us to blow us up in spawn. Or waves of Shocktrain Spectres who would one-shot you as soon as you peeked out from behind cover. And who can forget the unstoppable Ao Jun army, as they flew for what seemed like forever, invisible as we waited for our quantum radar to warm up and they shredded us with Avengers.
But it's so much better now! Now, as soon as I drop, I'm locked down and suppressed by robots that teleport around the map. I cower alone behind cover, wondering how to work with my team, but not to worry! A friendly enemy Scorpion will soon join me there, invisible and nearly invulnerable. He gives me a quick hug and about 11 million freeze rockets up my 「bum-bum」, and then quickly leaves.
He's shy, you see. I must respect his privacy.
Oh, look! A bunch of Ravanas are coming to say hello! I hope we can be frien--
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Post by Oliver Kloesov on Oct 24, 2020 13:35:01 GMT -5
It's so much fun now! Come on, in the old days, we'd just have waves of Hellburners come suiciding at us to blow us up in spawn. Or waves of Shocktrain Spectres who would one-shot you as soon as you peeked out from behind cover. And who can forget the unstoppable Ao Jun army, as they flew for what seemed like forever, invisible as we waited for our quantum radar to warm up and they shredded us with Avengers. But it's so much better now! Now, as soon as I drop, I'm locked down and suppressed by robots that teleport around the map. I cower alone behind cover, wondering how to work with my team, but not to worry! A friendly enemy Scorpion will soon join me there, invisible and nearly invulnerable. He gives me a quick hug and about 11 million freeze rockets up my 「bum-bum」, and then quickly leaves. He's shy, you see. I must respect his privacy. Oh, look! A bunch of Ravanas are coming to say hello! I hope we can be frien--w Wow, you officially pegged the Sarcasm Meter with that post. One more comment and we may have needed to reboot the server.
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Post by Cdr. Crimmins on Oct 25, 2020 10:18:08 GMT -5
Are you harassing a ranter in the Rants Section? Because I found his post to be Revelatory. I never realized Scorpions were shy.
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Post by Danny Linguini on Oct 25, 2020 10:46:02 GMT -5
Are you harassing a ranter in the Rants Section? Because I found his post to be Revelatory. I never realized Scorpions were shy. I’d say not so much shy as antisocial, bordering on sociopathic.
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Post by docsane on Oct 25, 2020 13:44:16 GMT -5
Are you harassing a ranter in the Rants Section? Because I found his post to be Revelatory. I never realized Scorpions were shy. Scorpions are all this girl, waiting to get up her nerve to tell sempai how she feels about him. She'll eventually dash out, confess her feelings in a torrent of dialogue, then retreat back behind her tree, blushing furiously.
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Post by 6kings7 on Oct 26, 2020 23:26:59 GMT -5
It's so much fun now! Come on, in the old days, we'd just have waves of Hellburners come suiciding at us to blow us up in spawn. Or waves of Shocktrain Spectres who would one-shot you as soon as you peeked out from behind cover. And who can forget the unstoppable Ao Jun army, as they flew for what seemed like forever, invisible as we waited for our quantum radar to warm up and they shredded us with Avengers. But it's so much better now! Now, as soon as I drop, I'm locked down and suppressed by robots that teleport around the map. I cower alone behind cover, wondering how to work with my team, but not to worry! A friendly enemy Scorpion will soon join me there, invisible and nearly invulnerable. He gives me a quick hug and about 11 million freeze rockets up my 「bum-bum」, and then quickly leaves. He's shy, you see. I must respect his privacy. Oh, look! A bunch of Ravanas are coming to say hello! I hope we can be frien-- Brilliant satire. I wish it wasn't so ironically accurate. I'm also tired of 12/12 Hawk Hangars. Pix just careens from one extreme to another.
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Post by altascot on Oct 29, 2020 11:25:54 GMT -5
90% of the time when I jump into a FFA match these days, I only do a little damage and die just so I can get my daily "free" stuff. To me, it's not even worth playing for real anymore. I was in an match a minute ago and - lo and behold! - there were 3 Hawks on the battlefield! I was only able to get off a shot burst and was near-instantly killed. I sat out the rest of the game. THAT'S what is has come to. Unless you're a meta player who spends a lot of money and plays a lot (to which I say, "What's YOUR problem?!") OR you're lucky enough to get that rare "fair" match-up, then you're probably dead . The game I used to love I now loathe and as I play less and less, I suspect I'll eventually just not play anymore. In hindsight, I wish I had never given Pix a dime of my hard-earned money. It simply wasn't worth it.
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Post by Oliver Kloesov on Oct 29, 2020 11:28:07 GMT -5
90% of the time when I jump into a FFA match these days, I only do a little damage and die just so I can get my daily "free" stuff. To me, it's not even worth playing for real anymore. I was in an match a minute ago and - lo and behold! - there were 3 Hawks on the battlefield! I was only able to get off a shot burst and was near-instantly killed. I sat out the rest of the game. THAT'S what is has come to. Unless you're a meta player who spends a lot of money and plays a lot (to which I say, "What's YOUR problem?!") OR you're lucky enough to get that rare "fair" match-up, then you're probably dead . The game I used to love I now loathe and as I play less and less, I suspect I'll eventually just not play anymore. In hindsight, I wish I had never given Pix a dime of my hard-earned money. It simply wasn't worth it. Please take the in-game survey. It's your chance to tell Pix that you are playing way less and not enjoying it any more.
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Post by Cdr. Crimmins on Oct 30, 2020 7:54:05 GMT -5
90% of the time when I jump into a FFA match these days, I only do a little damage and die just so I can get my daily "free" stuff. To me, it's not even worth playing for real anymore. I was in an match a minute ago and - lo and behold! - there were 3 Hawks on the battlefield! I was only able to get off a shot burst and was near-instantly killed. I sat out the rest of the game. THAT'S what is has come to. Unless you're a meta player who spends a lot of money and plays a lot (to which I say, "What's YOUR problem?!") OR you're lucky enough to get that rare "fair" match-up, then you're probably dead . The game I used to love I now loathe and as I play less and less, I suspect I'll eventually just not play anymore. In hindsight, I wish I had never given Pix a dime of my hard-earned money. It simply wasn't worth it. Please take the in-game survey. It's your chance to tell Pix that you are playing way less and not enjoying it any more. Can't take it if they won't give it to me.
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