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Post by Oliver Kloesov on Oct 31, 2022 12:56:00 GMT -5
One of my guilty pleasures...  HOW DID I MISS THIS?!!? WAFFLE HOUSE BISCUITS AND GRAVY!!!!! 
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Post by Poopface on Nov 3, 2022 14:05:57 GMT -5
How is it that Eric Clapton and Rod Stewart made such great music with Cream and The Faces then seemingly forgot how to Rock once they got into the 80s?
Corollary: WTH happened to Ice-T?
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Post by Poopface on Nov 5, 2022 12:29:15 GMT -5
Yup  |
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Post by Poopface on Nov 8, 2022 7:15:35 GMT -5
My family has chickens. Currently we have something like 9. It's hard to know because I haven't gone out and counted and because we've had a lot of upheaval this year: we had 12 then lost one from hypothermia then lost 3 in a fox attack then had 1 get aggressive so we gave her away to a friend got something like 5 more to try to fill out the flock, realized 3 were roosters and snuffed 2 of those. Good Lord, this seems like an elementary math question. "If Poopface has 12 chickens then......[snip] how many is this fool left with?" Anyway, I think that's where we are, but in this house I'm never completely certain this isn't some sort of odd drug experiment being performed on me.
So that brings us to today.
I was relating a story to my youngest two kids this morning of how we nearly snuffed our last rooster (Wifey was hoping he wouldn't crow much because she really likes "Handsome Rob") last night when he started going ape「dookie」 around 11:30 and were concerned the neighbors would go into open revolt.
My daughter said, "actually, our friend at school trained her chickens to know their names, to come, to sit......."
I live in a crazy house.
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Post by Poopface on Dec 28, 2022 17:13:03 GMT -5
Sometime last week my oldest son (13) asked me, "Guess what?"
Being a child of the 80's, I immediately thought, "Chicken butt" but wanting to stretch his brain a bit I replied, "Avian rectum."
He thought it was the best thing ever. I was amused with my quick response, but it wasn't that funny.
Days later -- including on Christmas -- he approached me with, "Hey dad! Guess what?"
Oh, no, I'm not supporting that in perpetuity. I just smirked and walked away.
Behind me I hear a muttered giggle followed by, "Avian rectum!"
That poor kid never stood a chance of being a "normal" child.
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Post by Poopface on Jan 25, 2023 5:42:01 GMT -5
I woke up with the theme from “Laverne and Shirley” going through my head. I haven’t seen that show in over 20 years.  |
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Post by Poopface on Feb 4, 2023 9:04:40 GMT -5
It’s amazing how much longer it takes to earn silver and then wait an eternity to upgrade War Robots gear (MK1, especially) when you aren’t buying resources.
I’d forgotten. 😬
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