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Post by ismsean on Mar 21, 2020 21:09:01 GMT -5
 My fault. |
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Post by Robotor Affan on Mar 21, 2020 23:33:51 GMT -5
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Post by Grrrega on Mar 22, 2020 6:05:51 GMT -5
Chuck Norris once won in a War Robots game with an iOS player on his team!
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✞Rust In Peace✞
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Pilot name: ✞Rust In Peace✞
Platform: Android
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Post by ✞Rust In Peace✞ on Mar 22, 2020 9:27:08 GMT -5
 We were told this is one of ios' best? So underwhelmed id like 7 minutes of my live back |
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Post by ismsean on Mar 22, 2020 11:35:31 GMT -5
We were told this is one of ios' best? So underwhelmed id like 7 minutes of my live back Good stuff man. Especially with two randoms. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2020 11:39:10 GMT -5
We were told this is one of ios' best? So underwhelmed id like 7 minutes of my live back Good stuff man. Especially with two randoms. Of course, playing 6 against 5...just saying. |
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Post by eluray on Mar 22, 2020 14:16:00 GMT -5
Chuck Norris once won in a War Robots game with an iOS player on his team! I heard he once won with 5 iOAz team mates vs a full Android team |
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Post by Grrrega on Mar 23, 2020 5:02:20 GMT -5
Chuck Norris once won in a War Robots game with an iOS player on his team! I heard he once won with 5 iOAz team mates vs a full Android team Now don't be silly. I know he counted to infinity (twice), but that's just silly. |
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Post by Deadeye on Mar 26, 2020 16:24:26 GMT -5
Really?!? No smack talk for 3 days??? Fine, here we go! Amazon pilots: You're Mama's robot is so fat, it sat on a Lancelot and when it stood up a Gareth came out. Android pilots: You wouldn't know what bacons were if pigs were flying. (See what I did there BB...with the bacon??? Bwahahaha!)  |
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Post by Rollo Tomasi on Mar 27, 2020 13:44:27 GMT -5
I’m guessing that once we can see cross-platform hangers, the smack talk will skyrocket. I can’t wait to point and laugh at the droid meta hangers that I put down w my lowly Classic Falcons.  And I don’t know if there is some religious holiday going on or what, but the ranDroids I keep getting on my team seem to be on a bacon fast or something. It’s called Beacon RUSH, that means get the bacon, FAST. It does not mean go on a bacon fast and give them up for Lent or whatever. |
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Post by Garbage game on Mar 28, 2020 20:15:17 GMT -5
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Post by mechtout on Mar 29, 2020 10:13:19 GMT -5
Curious what level bots Midnight Run had as a 7800 cup Champions League player, he was chasing around my level 9 mender with his Ravana, when I finally took him out, he made a b line for me with his leech. Even with two other blues firing on him he chased me around the an obstacle lol. took me out but ended up losing his leech 
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Post by Robotor Affan on Mar 29, 2020 12:01:33 GMT -5
I just want to rant.. its hard to win a match with 4 incompetent amazios players and 2 of them decide in ditching the game altogether. Yeah on the other side Amadroid give all the best even on the last 2 places.  |
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Post by Rollo Tomasi on Mar 30, 2020 7:23:34 GMT -5
How the holy 「fluffernutter」 can you walk across the lower bridge on Castle and NOT turn the beacon from red to blue? Damn, that take some serious non-skill to pull that off. I mean what the stinky 「fluffernutter」, do they pull you aside in âDroid school and teach you these amazing anti-skills?
How many âDroid players does it take to not get beacons?
However many are on your team.
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Post by Grrrega on Mar 30, 2020 14:10:24 GMT -5
Well a blue iOS can even manage to turn a white beacon to red. I swear it!
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Post by Deadeye on Apr 1, 2020 11:25:45 GMT -5
I humbly submit for your consideration the following evidence. To those that claim that Android and Amazon are doing their fair share, I think not. This is one data point, but it is compelling.  The iOS players collectively got 2.4 beacons The Amadroid players got 0.8 beacons The Amadroid players on my team got 0.0 beacons If you play on one of these servers, please let me know a mailing address and I will send you one of these bumper stickers for the back of your camping bot free of charge.  Coincidentally (or not) I think the similarities between "Amadroid" and "Hemorrhoid" match up quite nicely. Well done whoever came up with that.  |
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Post by Grrrega on Apr 1, 2020 12:23:40 GMT -5
There is only one explanation. The Android players realised there are iOS players on their team so they can't win. They put the phone down and went to take a dump. Somehow still got 700k+ damage by accident.
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Post by Deadeye on Apr 1, 2020 12:26:56 GMT -5
There is only one explanation. The Android players realised there are iOS players on their team so they can't win. They put the phone down and went to take a dump. Somehow still got 700k+ damage by accident.  |
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Post by Garbage game on Apr 1, 2020 12:42:37 GMT -5
Curious what level bots Midnight Run had as a 7800 cup Champions League player, he was chasing around my level 9 mender with his Ravana, when I finally took him out, he made a b line for me with his leech. Even with two other blues firing on him he chased me around the an obstacle lol. took me out but ended up losing his leech
12+ everything I put them in the dumpster occasionally as well |
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Post by Sgt. Beacon on Apr 1, 2020 12:47:20 GMT -5
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Post by Deadeye on Apr 1, 2020 13:55:20 GMT -5
You forgot Amazon users...  |
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Post by _FakeNews_ on Apr 2, 2020 8:38:39 GMT -5
Amazon has been feeding me silver, iOS is so aggressive that they just walk into plain sight where I can roast them with my behemoth
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Post by Grrrega on Apr 2, 2020 12:20:46 GMT -5
iOS players think that if they close their eyes you don't see them.
Amazon players think that if they close their eyes and think of a safe place, they can't die.
Android players know that if we close our eyes... We still win.
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Post by Robotor Affan on Apr 5, 2020 4:59:41 GMT -5
Got mole from amazios trying to let us down... Luckily 5 amadroid army fight hard and defeat all 6 over confident amazios.  |
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Post by Deadeye on Apr 6, 2020 8:40:16 GMT -5
BTW, 6v5 wins are not compelling arguments. Just sayin'...
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Post by ismsean on Apr 10, 2020 12:39:16 GMT -5
Non-iOS players should have a 5 game test to verify that they understand the dynamics of BR. 5 games and you average 0.0 beacons, then you are only allowed to run TDM and DM.
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Post by slenderman on Apr 15, 2020 14:22:22 GMT -5
I heard Android players wear yoga pants when they play AND hoodies. if we feel like it slippers because we like to think we're high and mighty, at least we don't play in Champagne baths like the iOS players do tho XD |
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Post by slenderman on Apr 15, 2020 14:24:11 GMT -5
I heard Android players wear yoga pants when they play AND hoodies. if we feel like it slippers because we like to think we're high and mighty, at least we don't play in Champagne baths like the iOS players do tho XD IOS is the best... AT LOOSING. ( ?° ?? ?°) |
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Post by slenderman on Apr 15, 2020 14:27:57 GMT -5
I heard Android players wear yoga pants when they play AND hoodies. if we feel like it slippers because we like to think we're high and mighty, at least we don't play in Champagne baths like the iOS players do tho XD. I heard that IOS players prefer vodka. |
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Post by slenderman on Apr 15, 2020 14:30:23 GMT -5
I heard IOS players like to take champagne baths while playing.
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