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Post by reckless1 on Mar 11, 2020 14:37:19 GMT -5
Let’s keep it nice! I’ll hurl the fir...I mean start the conversation.
So I finally get to play against all the superior Android players that always tell us on Amazon how weak we are. Funny thing is my win rate is still 70%, with just one leech in my hangar. So far as I can tell their only tactic is charging straight ahead. If bot dies, repeat. I think years of all those ads and free goodies made them fat n lazy.
I should have believed the iOS players I guess, Android is kinda lame.
Maybe us losers on Amazon can host a free Skills Day for Android players, with advanced tactics such as Stepping Sideways and Cover: What it is and How to use it.
Add your 2c. Bonus points if you can work Jeff Bezos into the Amazon insults.
Xoxoxo
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2020 15:03:25 GMT -5
Meanwhile, FBGR/steam players are watching the party from behind the fence. We weren't invited.
Oh well, at least I still have money in the stock market. No wait, that was a month ago! <facepalm!>
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Post by 𝖉𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖍 on Mar 11, 2020 15:06:00 GMT -5
I think I was more aggressive as an Amazon player than I was as an Android player. Being over aggressive on Android usually just got me killed faster. However, it is possible that the Washington Post made the whole thing up.
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Post by Lyte on Mar 11, 2020 15:11:55 GMT -5
How do you know if you're playing someone on a different platform?
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Post by BB on Mar 11, 2020 15:22:34 GMT -5
I heard Android players wear yoga pants when they play
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Post by _FakeNews_ on Mar 11, 2020 16:01:42 GMT -5
I heard Android players wear yoga pants when they play AND hoodies. if we feel like it slippers because we like to think we're high and mighty, at least we don't play in Champagne baths like the iOS players do tho XD |
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Post by reckless1 on Mar 11, 2020 18:42:35 GMT -5
How do you know if you're playing someone on a different platform? They die easily, they’re from Android  Edit: Android players tend to spend an inordinate amount of time making weird looking names too. |
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Post by bayscout on Mar 11, 2020 19:15:48 GMT -5
I heard Android players wear yoga pants when they play I'm pretty sure that's a requirment during the initiation period when joining the Hover Cult. |
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Post by mechtout on Mar 11, 2020 19:26:44 GMT -5
I heard Android players wear yoga pants when they play I hear ios wear a tiara |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2020 19:59:31 GMT -5
I heard Android players wear yoga pants when they play I hear ios wear a tiara Android....  Amazon/FB  iOS......  Class dismissed! |
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Post by The Doctor Is Out on Mar 11, 2020 20:11:11 GMT -5
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Post by rocket04 on Mar 11, 2020 20:23:01 GMT -5
Can’t wait for tomorrow. Not sure what will happen, but I’m excited to
see. Look forward to seeing you fellas.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2020 21:25:48 GMT -5
at least we don't play in Champagne baths like the iOS players do tho XD I wish... ...or maybe I'm just doing it wrong. |
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Post by mechtout on Mar 11, 2020 21:31:22 GMT -5
I hear Amazon players provide free 2-day delivery of silver
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Post by Jeb on Mar 11, 2020 22:08:35 GMT -5
I hear Amazon players provide free 2-day delivery of silver Okay, that's funny. My son is going to be mad in the morning. When he went to bed, he was talking about how crazy hard the new Android players were and that he took a beating when he played. I played for a half hour & took 1st place on the winning blue team in one of my games. Was about 50% wins tonight. Definitely played against more Champs & Masters than usual. |
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Post by _FakeNews_ on Mar 11, 2020 22:40:36 GMT -5
hah, the only thing these amazon players know how to do is camp.
I'm serious though. I just played a match with a bunch of amazon dudes on the enemy team. Never seen such a campy bunch in my LIFE, no offense amazon players, perhaps I just got the bad end of the deal.
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Post by RightOn on Mar 11, 2020 23:12:05 GMT -5
You wanna talk smack come play skirmish with me... heh you know... 「dookie」's actually on an even plane... but I guess it isn't because somebody won't keep up  |
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Post by Mig-Am on Mar 12, 2020 0:03:07 GMT -5
hah, the only thing these amazon players know how to do is camp. Well, you guys can just keep landing your Ao Jun in the open and not move... You guys seem way too eager to take your titans out. |
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Post by blackheart on Mar 12, 2020 0:54:26 GMT -5
hah, the only thing these amazon players know how to do is camp. Well, you guys can just keep landing your Ao Jun in the open and not move... You guys seem way too eager to take your titans out. few champ players believe in damage and botting out the reds over beacons give it a few days , you'll get interesting matches |
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Post by Sebenza 21 on Mar 12, 2020 0:59:55 GMT -5
How do you know if you're playing someone on a different platform?  |
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Post by ʂωєєтცяєα∂ on Mar 12, 2020 3:03:45 GMT -5
Funny thing is, if/when iOS joins the cross-platform party, nobody will be able to tell where anyone else is playing from outside of their own native platform... Maybe a few well known clan tags will give it away, but that is it until the fall it seems.
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Post by shad3z on Mar 12, 2020 3:04:56 GMT -5
I saw a Rog jumping to center beacon at the start of a match on Carrier. It was my first match of the day yesterdag. I didn't really know what was happening since it was the first Rog I saw in Champions League for a very long time. Then I remembered that Amazon had joined the party.
Unfortunately he wasn't faster that my Phantom and the other 3 blue Phantoms joining me. At first I thought he had teleported back but he didn't... he just got vaporized...
It was a good silver day and also a nostalgic day. Griffins, Leos, Rhinos,... so sad to see all those old school bots go into the shredder...
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Post by cookieDad on Mar 12, 2020 4:50:02 GMT -5
I saw a Rog jumping to center beacon at the start of a match on Carrier. It was my first match of the day yesterdag. I didn't really know what was happening since it was the first Rog I saw in Champions League for a very long time. Then I remembered that Amazon had joined the party. Unfortunately he wasn't faster that my Phantom and the other 3 blue Phantoms joining me. At first I thought he had teleported back but he didn't... he just got vaporized... It was a good silver day and also a nostalgic day. Griffins, Leos, Rhinos,... so sad to see all those old school bots go into the shredder... Ahhh that's why. Forgot about the merger, but indeed I saw a Griffin and ran into a Raijin, both who did not last long against my phantom. To OP: sure it is no problem to charge straight into those poor little amazon players, they will be vaporized by us, the superior Android players, before they even realize it .... no need to add Jeff Bezos into the insults, he is too busy paying off his divorce. |
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Post by The VVatcher on Mar 12, 2020 5:51:20 GMT -5
I’m not seeing any trash talk here. Well here it goes. I’m so far crushing and outscoring every Android player I’m facing. Are you guys all underleveled? You don’t belong in Champions. I know it’s Android because I can’t see your profiles yet. If you see Bulgasari, thread carefully if the name is The VVatcher. I’m seriously too slick for ya
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Post by cookieDad on Mar 12, 2020 6:07:15 GMT -5
I’m not seeing any trash talk here. Well here it goes. I’m so far crushing and outscoring every Android player I’m facing. Are you guys all underleveled? You don’t belong in Champions. I know it’s Android because I can’t see your profiles yet. If you see Bulgasari, thread carefully if the name is The VVatcher. I’m seriously too slick for ya Thank you, I will thread carefully, so not to hurt you too much. How cute, you still running a Bulg? You now the meta has shifted right, or does your silly iOS not support these yet? The profiles you could not see, must have been from the poor suckers on Amazon. LOL |
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Post by The VVatcher on Mar 12, 2020 6:19:54 GMT -5
I’m not seeing any trash talk here. Well here it goes. I’m so far crushing and outscoring every Android player I’m facing. Are you guys all underleveled? You don’t belong in Champions. I know it’s Android because I can’t see your profiles yet. If you see Bulgasari, thread carefully if the name is The VVatcher. I’m seriously too slick for ya Thank you, I will thread carefully, so not to hurt you too much. How cute, you still running a Bulg? You now the meta has shifted right, or does your silly iOS not support these yet? The profiles you could not see, must have been from the poor suckers on Amazon. LOL I know it’s Android because they are first on the red team. So if it really is Amazon outscoring you Android losers, then that says it all. Maybe they are better than you too. Let me tell you something. There’s an elite few on iOS that plays outside of the meta by choice. Because this game is too easy otherwise. I was hoping I can finally get a challenge from you guys but I’m so far disappointed. Anyway I’ll show off my Ferrari rear lights when I dash. Because my Bulgasari is too slick for you. |
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Post by Blurred Vision on Mar 12, 2020 7:05:59 GMT -5
Non-iOS Ming pilots need glasses & remedial math, coz they can't seem to stay outta range of my Ao Jun's Dragon Breath. With Vipers, drops a big bird like a bag o' dirt.
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Post by hi5 on Mar 12, 2020 7:16:19 GMT -5
iOS sharks in the waters now, everyone needs to clear out or get eaten alive!
First match and topped my high score already vs you no-key showing Android and Amazon pilots. Ripping up the field vs players with higher cups than me. Its a good thing you can’t see my hangar because it’s probably lower levels and would make you blush.
Amazon players will need to hack my phone like Saudi Arabia hacked Jeff Bezos in order to truly see the results of a superior pilot.
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Post by reckless1 on Mar 12, 2020 8:04:07 GMT -5
I saw a Rog jumping to center beacon at the start of a match on Carrier. It was my first match of the day yesterdag. I didn't really know what was happening since it was the first Rog I saw in Champions League for a very long time. Then I remembered that Amazon had joined the party. Unfortunately he wasn't faster that my Phantom and the other 3 blue Phantoms joining me. At first I thought he had teleported back but he didn't... he just got vaporized... It was a good silver day and also a nostalgic day. Griffins, Leos, Rhinos,... so sad to see all those old school bots go into the shredder... Ahhh that's why. Forgot about the merger, but indeed I saw a Griffin and ran into a Raijin, both who did not last long against my phantom. To OP: sure it is no problem to charge straight into those poor little amazon players, they will be vaporized by us, the superior Android players, before they even realize it .... no need to add Jeff Bezos into the insults, he is too busy paying off his divorce. How many cups you usually at for the month? I’m from Amazon and I don’t see any rogs or griffins....I wish! Android players love their Ao Mings and Ao Jun’s, need an air traffic controller to deal with it. |
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Post by reckless1 on Mar 12, 2020 8:06:05 GMT -5
iOS sharks in the waters now, everyone needs to clear out or get eaten alive! First match and topped my high score already vs you no-key showing Android and Amazon pilots. Ripping up the field vs players with higher cups than me. Its a good thing you can’t see my hangar because it’s probably lower levels and would make you blush. Amazon players will need to hack my phone like Saudi Arabia hacked Jeff Bezos in order to truly see the results of a superior pilot. Finally someone who can talk trash! Congrats on finally topping 1MM damage and 1500 honor |
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