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Post by Rollo Tomasi on Mar 13, 2020 7:51:46 GMT -5
Before I get into some good Smack Talk, here are my first few encounters: An occasional decent showing by Droid, but overall they populate the bottom half of the results.    |
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Post by Rollo Tomasi on Mar 13, 2020 8:06:19 GMT -5
So iOS has dozens of clans to be feared, but Droid players are talking about assembling one good one from their top players. One, really?
How about a little throwback Match Game ‘70s gameshow...
The bar for Champion League is so low on Android.
How low is it?
- It’s so low that my pet dachshund tripped over it
- It’s so low that it makes an overdrawn bank account look high
- It’s so low that an amoeba has trouble doing the limbo under it
(Please continue the list with your contribution!)
I mean come on people, this is supposed to be a smack talk thread, let’s get this party started!
Android players suck so bad that Kirby Vacuum Cleaners contacted them for a new advertising campaign.
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Post by Rollo Tomasi on Mar 13, 2020 8:13:46 GMT -5
I got steamrollered by a couple of Raptor guys and thought: OK, so there are tough whale clans in Android. Two matches later, this happened:  It was a slaughter. After I got our right side beacon on Valley and supported a push to their beacon, I spent the rest of my time showing a TFalc what a real Falcon can do and retook center beacon from him and I was all... |
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Post by Rollo Tomasi on Mar 13, 2020 8:17:34 GMT -5
I don’t know though. Maybe it’s a Rope-a-Dope strategy; the Android players are sucking on purpose to lure us into a false sense of security. Well, ‘droids, you’re doing a bang up job.
Once upon a time, the team with the most Ares would win most of the time.
Then the team with the most AJs.
Now it’s the team with the most iOS players.
Come on you AmaDroids, get your game faces on and bring it!
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Post by hi5 on Mar 13, 2020 8:33:55 GMT -5
New day same result. iOS pilots taking games on the reg. Here we needed more iOS juice on blues to match all the superb iOS pilots on the red side.  |
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Post by Rollo Tomasi on Mar 13, 2020 8:38:26 GMT -5
New day same result. iOS pilots taking games on the reg. Here we needed more iOS juice on blues to match all the superb iOS pilots on the red side. And the 2 iOS players did nearly double the total damage of the remaining 4 ‘Droids. |
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klink
Destrier
Posts: 86
Karma: 94
Pilot name: Klink
Platform: Amazon
Clan: Scrap Merchants
League: Champion
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Post by klink on Mar 13, 2020 9:14:28 GMT -5
of all the result pages I see here I only recognized one amazon player and he is a fair to mid player. You guys aren't posting any with the good amazon players.
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Post by Loganspawn on Mar 13, 2020 9:32:22 GMT -5
of all the result pages I see here I only recognized one amazon player and he is a fair to mid player. You guys aren't posting any with the good amazon players. One does not post those things! It doesn't fit the trash talk narrative of my platform is awesome and yours sucks bro. |
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Post by hi5 on Mar 13, 2020 9:46:09 GMT -5
of all the result pages I see here I only recognized one amazon player and he is a fair to mid player. You guys aren't posting any with the good amazon players. I think the statement speaks for itself - why are there no screen shots showing good amazon players? All kidding aside, hoping my and other comments in this smack talk thread are not taken seriously. It’s all in good fun and I’m certain there are excellent pilots on all platforms and the matches since the merge have been more fun and interesting than they have been in quite a while. Fun is back again in War Robots! |
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Post by warmachine8 on Mar 13, 2020 9:47:18 GMT -5
Wait, you mean to tell me the pilots at the match results pages who show no keys are players from android and other platforms?
I thought they were bots.
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Post by hi5 on Mar 13, 2020 9:49:58 GMT -5
Wait, you mean to tell me the pilots at the match results pages who show no keys are players from android and other platforms? I thought they were bots. Yes, no keys means not your platform and you can’t check out their hangar. Also learning that iOS can’t see half the characters used in IGNs from other platforms - that or lots of people like to use the ? box in their name. |
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Post by blackheart on Mar 13, 2020 9:52:07 GMT -5
So iOS has dozens of clans to be feared, but Droid players are talking about assembling one good one from their top players. One, really?
How about a little throwback Match Game ‘70s gameshow...
The bar for Champion League is so low on Android.
How low is it?
- It’s so low that my pet dachshund tripped over it
- It’s so low that it makes an overdrawn bank account look high
- It’s so low that an amoeba has trouble doing the limbo under it
(Please continue the list with your contribution!)
I mean come on people, this is supposed to be a smack talk thread, let’s get this party started!
Android players suck so bad that Kirby Vacuum Cleaners contacted them for a new advertising campaign.
we are just letting you guys settle in dont want to scare the cat right away. i also think that most of the plasma mings in android are on the asian server, lucky for you. |
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Post by warmachine8 on Mar 13, 2020 9:59:41 GMT -5
Wait, you mean to tell me the pilots at the match results pages who show no keys are players from android and other platforms? I thought they were bots. Yes, no keys means not your platform and you can’t check out their hangar. Also learning that iOS can’t see half the characters used in IGNs from other platforms - that or lots of people like to use the ? box in their name. It would make more sense if they were bots though. |
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klink
Destrier
Posts: 86
Karma: 94
Pilot name: Klink
Platform: Amazon
Clan: Scrap Merchants
League: Champion
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Post by klink on Mar 13, 2020 10:03:20 GMT -5
of all the result pages I see here I only recognized one amazon player and he is a fair to mid player. You guys aren't posting any with the good amazon players. I think the statement speaks for itself - why are there no screen shots showing good amazon players? All kidding aside, hoping my and other comments in this smack talk thread are not taken seriously. It’s all in good fun and I’m certain there are excellent pilots on all platforms and the matches since the merge have been more fun and interesting than they have been in quite a while. Fun is back again in War Robots! I said you are not "showing THE good amazon players". Smack is smack, I thought it would be dirtier than it is. |
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Post by BB on Mar 13, 2020 10:06:18 GMT -5
 ???ATTENTION ANDRAZON PLAYERS? ?? Just a quick recap of what BEACON RUSH means: ???The white beams of light are called BEACONS, it’s YOUR job to turn those beacons BLUE!  ? |
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Post by ♧SGT FURY 24/7♧ on Mar 13, 2020 10:14:06 GMT -5
hello, yes. Amazon players? Is there some type of weird unspoken rule over there that. if you turn your back to somebody you aint supposed to shoot em? because all of the amazon players I've fought TURNED THEIR BACKS ON MY ARTHUR LIKE IT WAS NO BIG DEAL XD perhaps they think that the last stand can save them but oh no... OH NO.... you do not have the POWER the flying Arthur POSSESSES! Not that I’m aware of but I did get booted from an Amazon clan when I disagreed with them about shooting clan members in red. The final straw was when one of our officers stormed right by me and tried to light our home beacon. He didn’t think I’d shoot haha... wrong! HaHa! That happened to me too a while back. Relentless Clan, iirc. There are a few other clans with a "no friendly fire" policy, but in my view, if you're in red, I will NOT be friendly to you, EVER. Bunch of pansies...
Re: the merger, it's nice to have my backside handed to me by a few fresh faces. The better matches will come, folks. Gotta give things time to push a bunch of the F2P guys out of Champion (myself included) and let the dust settle. Looking forward to seeing less green in player profiles. I'm actually soft tanking, if you will, by running old school light and medium bots, churched up a bit with more modern weapons, including a much beloved Mag Gep, just to show 'em. Figure there are a few out there who've never seen one of those before. I'm givin' it all I've got, I'm just not bringing much for now. Especially for TDM, which I LOATHE. Got a single bot 2nd hangar for those. Apologies to teammates.
So if your shiny Princess Power bot, all MK2'd to the pubes and trippin on green crack gets capped by a Mag Gep, it's probably me!
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Post by Bui Dui on Mar 13, 2020 10:22:08 GMT -5
???ATTENTION ANDRAZON PLAYERS? ?? Just a quick recap of what BEACON RUSH means: ???The white beams of light are called BEACONS, it’s YOUR job to turn those beacons BLUE! ? A friend who plays on Amazon asked what to do when there are no more white beacons? |
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Post by Jeb on Mar 13, 2020 10:33:54 GMT -5
HaHa! That happened to me too a while back. Relentless Clan, iirc. There are a few other clans with a "no friendly fire" policy, but in my view, if you're in red, I will NOT be friendly to you, EVER. Bunch of pansies...
Re: the merger, it's nice to have my backside handed to me by a few fresh faces. The better matches will come, folks. Gotta give things time to push a bunch of the F2P guys out of Champion (myself included) and let the dust settle. My son hates playing against me because I know how to kill his bots quickly and he doesn't have really good counters to mine yet. He's also really hurting in the new merger era...it's actually depressing him, the amount of buttkicking he's taking from the Amazon and iOS players. He's been in Champs for a while, so I'm not sure what's changed, but I think he needs to rethink his hangar. Meanwhile, I've gotten a few of these...  |
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Post by reckless1 on Mar 13, 2020 10:58:58 GMT -5
Beat a couple EXIT guys with my bargain hangar. Lit their back beacons when they hogged center. They should have won, very poor tactics ha.  |
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Post by reckless1 on Mar 13, 2020 11:02:02 GMT -5
So where’s all the hard players I keep hearing about?  I went and got my coffee out of the microwave while this one was going on. They don’t seem to understand beacon mode. In that respect it’s a lot like Amazon. Still an easy win. In all seriousness, I’m enjoying the merge. Went from 70% wins to 56% but the matches are a lot more even. |
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Post by orionpax on Mar 13, 2020 11:25:07 GMT -5
Ok all, first game of the day the top 3 reds were showing different platform and the last guy as well. Only blue number 2 showed different on my team. I have no idea how many were IOS or Amazon. Does anyone recognize the clan tag for this guy and know what platform claim he is in a S clan ranked #4. Pretty sure he had the plasma AM I killed on canyon. It was a good fight no put downs all this is not a bash post. I know running solo its matchmaker that determines who wins normally.    So anyone know the platform for these guys? As far as I know Rubicon is an IOS Clan. They have like 5 guys from RoBo. They also have a bunch of guys from my last clan. I’ll take that advice I got from my mother and ? |
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Post by Garbage game on Mar 13, 2020 11:25:52 GMT -5
So iOS has dozens of clans to be feared, but Droid players are talking about assembling one good one from their top players. One, really?
How about a little throwback Match Game ‘70s gameshow...
The bar for Champion League is so low on Android.
How low is it?
- It’s so low that my pet dachshund tripped over it
- It’s so low that it makes an overdrawn bank account look high
- It’s so low that an amoeba has trouble doing the limbo under it
(Please continue the list with your contribution!)
I mean come on people, this is supposed to be a smack talk thread, let’s get this party started!
Android players suck so bad that Kirby Vacuum Cleaners contacted them for a new advertising campaign.
That’s Amazon that’s trying to do that. android have more S ranked clans than iOS IIRC |
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Post by Grrrega on Mar 13, 2020 11:36:34 GMT -5
iOS players are so bad there should be an extra player on your team for every iOS player on your team.
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Post by ʂωєєтცяєα∂ on Mar 13, 2020 12:07:15 GMT -5
Finally someone who can talk trash! Congrats on finally topping 1MM damage and 1500 honor  Lol - over her in iOS most of us popped the one milli cherry in diaper leagues like silver and gold Then we get good. Been chomping on maxed death Mings for breakfast since the titans dropped. We’re already brushing our teeth with 4x max leech atomizers. Wall of max Arthur’s? Slice off their shell and more meat for the BBQ - death farts smell like roses and blow like a light breeze. BTW I heard Chuck Norris plays War Robots on iOS and is right now steady killing Android/Amazon death squads with a stable of max war horse Destriers and Mags. School is in session and the trash talk is a wonderful distraction! Hate to say it but that wasn't Chuck Norris... that was [VØX] ?. Look for me in-game, mofos. ? |
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Post by Loganspawn on Mar 13, 2020 12:18:46 GMT -5
???ATTENTION ANDRAZON PLAYERS? ?? Just a quick recap of what BEACON RUSH means: ???The white beams of light are called BEACONS, it’s YOUR job to turn those beacons BLUE! ? A friend who plays on Amazon asked what to do when there are no more white beacons? And you being on Android could not answer him?  |
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Post by hi5 on Mar 13, 2020 12:22:10 GMT -5
Lol - over her in iOS most of us popped the one milli cherry in diaper leagues like silver and gold Then we get good. Been chomping on maxed death Mings for breakfast since the titans dropped. We’re already brushing our teeth with 4x max leech atomizers. Wall of max Arthur’s? Slice off their shell and more meat for the BBQ - death farts smell like roses and blow like a light breeze. BTW I heard Chuck Norris plays War Robots on iOS and is right now steady killing Android/Amazon death squads with a stable of max war horse Destriers and Mags. School is in session and the trash talk is a wonderful distraction! Hate to say it but that wasn't Chuck Norris... that was [VØX] ?. Look for me in-game, mofos. ? A pleasure to make your acquaintance Mr. Norris! Brilliant idea to hide your true identity with a sugary IGN to ward off all the in-game selfie requests. Your secret is safe with me |
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Post by Bui Dui on Mar 13, 2020 12:49:00 GMT -5
A friend who plays on Amazon asked what to do when there are no more white beacons? And you being on Android could not answer him? Touche! (You aren't supposed to do that, same platform) I could say I tried, but he's from Amazon and they are stubborn, so he didn't listen to me, and Jeff B. is playing on Android, too (he was on iOS till his iphone was hacked, and dislikes Amazon server in general because they don't have ads and it's too P2W (he tried it around november 2019)), so my friend didn't listen to him, too. |
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Post by xelraon on Mar 13, 2020 13:28:23 GMT -5
  Android. Masters from other platforms should really learn how to do beacons properly.  Playing exclusively BR. Winrate +6%, damage +300k, and ave dmg +200k since merge. Mostly due to base beacon steals |
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Post by Danny Linguini on Mar 13, 2020 13:37:41 GMT -5
Android sucks.
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Post by >bobby_digital< on Mar 13, 2020 15:40:29 GMT -5
Jeff Bezos called...
He said just...stop
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???ATTENTION ANDRAZON PLAYERS?
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