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Post by ChillyTempurrrrr on Mar 18, 2017 22:27:44 GMT -5
What about a humour points system just like the karma one but instead of giving points from people liking you gain points from people LOLing at your post And if this gets implemented change my sub heading to "Comedy King"  |
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Post by nocluevok on Mar 18, 2017 22:58:47 GMT -5
What about a humour points system just like the karma one but instead of giving points from people liking you gain points from people LOLing at your post And if this gets implemented change my sub heading to "Comedy King" You have too many "U's" in humor. ? |
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Post by DirtyLikaRat® on Mar 18, 2017 23:08:17 GMT -5
What about a humour points system just like the karma one but instead of giving points from people liking you gain points from people LOLing at your post And if this gets implemented change my sub heading to "Comedy King" Son... Is this a challenge... You trying to take the crown from the undisputed, Democratically elected Court Jester of this Forum??? The people have spoken. Lol. Oooops... I mean Hehe haha |
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Post by nocluevok on Mar 18, 2017 23:53:12 GMT -5
What about a humour points system just like the karma one but instead of giving points from people liking you gain points from people LOLing at your post And if this gets implemented change my sub heading to "Comedy King" Son... Is this a challenge... You trying to take the crown from the undisputed, Democratically elected Court Jester of this Forum??? The people have spoken. Lol. Oooops... I mean Hehe haha I'll give it a shot... I pulled into a truck stop in Gunnison, CO. late one night and there across the parking lot was a restaurant that looked like an old barn. Nothing out of the ordinary, except for the words, " Diesel Fried Chicken," painted on the roof. No dot. No dash. No nothin. If the line of people waiting at the door was any indication, that chicken must have been pretty darn good. I was too tired to find out for myself. About a week later, down in Texas, I had to take a mandatory 34 hour break. I pulled into a Walmart parking lot and parked the truck. That's when the idea hit me to try and figure out just how they cooked that diesel fried chicken. I bought some chicken legs, siphoned some diesel out of my tank, broke out my skillet and propane stove and went to work. Gotta tell ya, I tried several different methods, but none of them turned out very well. Then it hit me... they must use biodiesel. It has that corn oil in it, ya know. Well, after explaining what I was doing to several fellow drivers, I not only had the biodiesel I needed, but I had also gathered quite a crowd. I poured a generous amout of the fuel into the skillet and fired up the burner. Things went South rather quickly from there. The biodiesel boiled over and caught fire. I didn't panic as I was smart enough to keep my fire extinguisher handy. Apparently, it wasn't handy enough to keep the propane tank from igniting and launching itself into Walmart's front door. I learned two valuable lesson that day... 1. Next time use a charcoal grill. B. Walmart won't let me use their parking lot no more. |
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Post by ShutUpAndSmokeMyWeed on Mar 19, 2017 0:29:54 GMT -5
That's the thing I don't like about the LOL button plugin. People click it instead of upvoting but there's no credit given  Unfortunately it doesn't count the LOLs received. I think there is a plugin to count dislikes though... hehehe |
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Post by ChillyTempurrrrr on Mar 19, 2017 1:19:00 GMT -5
That's the thing I don't like about the LOL button plugin. People click it instead of upvoting but there's no credit given Unfortunately it doesn't count the LOLs received. I think there is a plugin to count dislikes though... hehehe Ima good boy |
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Post by spawnreaper on Mar 19, 2017 3:08:09 GMT -5
That's the thing I don't like about the LOL button plugin. People click it instead of upvoting but there's no credit given Unfortunately it doesn't count the LOLs received. I think there is a plugin to count dislikes though... hehehe It's a good thing too. Someone might tank this thread. |
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Post by DirtyLikaRat® on Mar 19, 2017 10:16:21 GMT -5
Son... Is this a challenge... You trying to take the crown from the undisputed, Democratically elected Court Jester of this Forum??? The people have spoken. Lol. Oooops... I mean Hehe haha I'll give it a shot... I pulled into a truck stop in Gunnison, CO. late one night and there across the parking lot was a restaurant that looked like an old barn. Nothing out of the ordinary, except for the words, " Diesel Fried Chicken," painted on the roof. No dot. No dash. No nothin. If the line of people waiting at the door was any indication, that chicken must have been pretty darn good. I was too tired to find out for myself. About a week later, down in Texas, I had to take a mandatory 34 hour break. I pulled into a Walmart parking lot and parked the truck. That's when the idea hit me to try and figure out just how they cooked that diesel fried chicken. I bought some chicken legs, siphoned some diesel out of my tank, broke out my skillet and propane stove and went to work. Gotta tell ya, I tried several different methods, but none of them turned out very well. Then it hit me... they must use biodiesel. It has that corn oil in it, ya know. Well, after explaining what I was doing to several fellow drivers, I not only had the biodiesel I needed, but I had also gathered quite a crowd. I poured a generous amout of the fuel into the skillet and fired up the burner. Things went South rather quickly from there. The biodiesel boiled over and caught fire. I didn't panic as I was smart enough to keep my fire extinguisher handy. Apparently, it wasn't handy enough to keep the propane tank from igniting and launching itself into Walmart's front door. I learned two valuable lesson that day... 1. Next time use a charcoal grill. B. Walmart won't let me use their parking lot no more Not bad playa... But folks got short attention spans... Rodney Dangerfield type delivery is key. Specially with this whole TV/Video game generation.... But I'll give ya an E for effort and a T for nice try. I'll tell ya, this recent almost banned thing gots me trigger shy. I'm staid to deliver for gettin banned. Guess I'll resort to a couple 「wee-wee」 pics View AttachmentView Attachment |
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Post by nocluevok on Mar 19, 2017 10:39:04 GMT -5
I'll give it a shot... I pulled into a truck stop in Gunnison, CO. late one night and there across the parking lot was a restaurant that looked like an old barn. Nothing out of the ordinary, except for the words, " Diesel Fried Chicken," painted on the roof. No dot. No dash. No nothin. If the line of people waiting at the door was any indication, that chicken must have been pretty darn good. I was too tired to find out for myself. About a week later, down in Texas, I had to take a mandatory 34 hour break. I pulled into a Walmart parking lot and parked the truck. That's when the idea hit me to try and figure out just how they cooked that diesel fried chicken. I bought some chicken legs, siphoned some diesel out of my tank, broke out my skillet and propane stove and went to work. Gotta tell ya, I tried several different methods, but none of them turned out very well. Then it hit me... they must use biodiesel. It has that corn oil in it, ya know. Well, after explaining what I was doing to several fellow drivers, I not only had the biodiesel I needed, but I had also gathered quite a crowd. I poured a generous amout of the fuel into the skillet and fired up the burner. Things went South rather quickly from there. The biodiesel boiled over and caught fire. I didn't panic as I was smart enough to keep my fire extinguisher handy. Apparently, it wasn't handy enough to keep the propane tank from igniting and launching itself into Walmart's front door. I learned two valuable lesson that day... 1. Next time use a charcoal grill. B. Walmart won't let me use their parking lot no more Not bad playa... But folks got short attention spans... Rodney Dangerfield type delivery is key. Specially with this whole TV/Video game generation.... But I'll give ya an E for effort and a T for nice try. I'll tell ya, this recent almost banned thing gots me trigger shy. I'm staid to deliver for gettin banned. Guess I'll resort to a couple ?wee-wee? pics View AttachmentView AttachmentThe original version I wrote is a whole lot longer and a lot more embellished. I get a kick out of telling that story in person. Keeping a straight face is the hard part. |
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Post by hurtbot on Mar 19, 2017 11:52:35 GMT -5
What about a humour points system just like the karma one but instead of giving points from people liking you gain points from people LOLing at your post And if this gets implemented change my sub heading to "Comedy King" You have too many "U's" in humor. ? Actually, it's only us Americans that spell it "Humor" |
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Post by [AurN]Zenotaph on Mar 19, 2017 11:58:41 GMT -5
You have too many "U's" in humor. ? Actually, it's only us Americans that spell it "Humor" So, we Germans don't count? Damn, ignored again... |
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Post by [AurN] perfectlyGoodInk on Mar 19, 2017 12:02:50 GMT -5
That's the thing I don't like about the LOL button plugin. People click it instead of upvoting but there's no credit given Unfortunately it doesn't count the LOLs received. So... LOLs are kinda like beacons in Leagues. I see how it is. |
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Post by hurtbot on Mar 19, 2017 12:03:33 GMT -5
Actually, it's only us Americans that spell it "Humor" So, we Germans don't count? Damn, ignored again... Es tut mir leid... and I've now exhausted the extent of my German... Oh, wait. "Meine bleistift ist GROSS!!!" |
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Post by [AurN]Zenotaph on Mar 19, 2017 12:11:27 GMT -5
I am mostly bilingual. So speak english.
And by the way, the size of your pencil is of no interest...
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Post by nocluevok on Mar 19, 2017 12:14:32 GMT -5
You have too many "U's" in humor. ? Actually, it's only us Americans that spell it "Humor" . Right... The correct way. ? |
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Post by hurtbot on Mar 19, 2017 12:42:28 GMT -5
I am mostly bilingual. So speak english. And by the way, the size of your pencil is of no interest... Was just trying to extend my hand. |
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Post by Strayed on Mar 19, 2017 13:06:54 GMT -5
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Post by [AurN]Zenotaph on Mar 19, 2017 13:19:39 GMT -5
I watched that now for quite some time, but I don't get it.
How is a gas mask funny? It is an item for the worst kind of warfare...
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Post by hurtbot on Mar 19, 2017 13:30:52 GMT -5
I took it as a tongue-in-cheek comment on the quality of the current-events reference in my last post.
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Post by Strayed on Mar 19, 2017 13:34:39 GMT -5
Look at the bottom.
WW1 French Gas Mask
*fsssht*
Hon
*fsssht*
Hon
*pfsssht*
Honnnn
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Post by hurtbot on Mar 19, 2017 13:35:40 GMT -5
*Facepalm*
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Post by [AurN]Zenotaph on Mar 19, 2017 13:47:02 GMT -5
I think, I am not suited for this. I don't get it. Sorry...
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Post by nocluevok on Mar 19, 2017 14:52:37 GMT -5
So, we Germans don't count? Damn, ignored again... Es tut mir leid... and I've now exhausted the extent of my German... Oh, wait. "Meine bleistift ist GROSS!!!" I can ask for directions. Can't spell in German though. My wife is teaching German to our kidlets so they can talk about me while I'm standing there. |
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Post by nocluevok on Mar 19, 2017 15:04:32 GMT -5
Actually, it's only us Americans that spell it "Humor" So, we Germans don't count? Damn, ignored again... Spent 4 years in Babenhausen, Germany and never did find the towns, Ausfahrt or Eingang, dispite all the signs pointing to them. |
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Post by hurtbot on Mar 19, 2017 15:18:19 GMT -5
Es tut mir leid... and I've now exhausted the extent of my German... Oh, wait. "Meine bleistift ist GROSS!!!" I can ask for directions. Can't spell in German though. My wife is teaching German to our kidlets so they can talk about me while I'm standing there. Lol... I took 3 years of German in school and could follow conversations pretty well at one point, but alas that was long ago. That stupid pencil thing is one of those ridiculous sentences they made us memorize in school and of course the only thing I ever remember off the top of my head. I mean, how often does describing your pencil really come up? |
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Post by Strayed on Mar 19, 2017 21:49:23 GMT -5
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Post by blastronaut on Mar 19, 2017 23:02:33 GMT -5
Actually, it's only us Americans that spell it "Humor" So, we Germans don't count? Damn, ignored again... Oh you're German? |
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Post by hurtbot on Mar 20, 2017 11:45:53 GMT -5
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Post by [AurN]Zenotaph on Mar 20, 2017 12:53:31 GMT -5
And my dog has no legs. It doesn't have a name either.
Why should it? When I call it, it wont come anyway...
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