Ok, this isn't a pun, but have you guys ever spelt Natasha backwards? No? No Piers Anthony fans out there?
Natasha spelt backwards is Ah Satan!
Funny story, I told a girl I once knew (whose name was Natasha) this and her first reaction was "oh dookie" (ok, maybe not dookie but you get the idea). She was so upset that I gave up trying to ask her out!
"While you are busy stalking someone, someone ELSE is busy stalking YOU!"
"Have you noticed how many people are named Ron these days? Everywhere I look, I see more Rons!"