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Post by DirtyLikaRat® on Mar 2, 2017 4:50:39 GMT -5
Attachment DeletedSo again... Wake up after a night of boozing and War Robots... With a Google Confirmation and a Pixo thank you... AND A FREAKING PAINTED BOT. I need an intervention
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Post by CΛΜΡΞΓ™ on Mar 2, 2017 4:57:22 GMT -5
If it makes you feel any better, i have 2 fury skins, 4 griffin skins, a patton skin and a stalker skin. That's only counting the 2500 gold ones.
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Post by Paps on Mar 2, 2017 4:57:54 GMT -5
That sort of thing use to happen to me waaaay more often than I would care to admit. Thankfully not with War Robots, or I'd have a max hangar and paintjobs for every machine already. I know your pain, haha.
Edit: Also. Hey, at least it's the Shark one. Looks pretty cool.
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Post by wildboar on Mar 2, 2017 5:41:32 GMT -5
looks like your bot has overdone it with the lipstick ;-)
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2017 5:51:56 GMT -5
DirtyLikaRat®, two simple questions. Can you afford it. If so, are you having fun. If yes to both. No intervention is needed. If no to either, then there's a padded cell with a view of the lake next to mine open.
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Post by ou812gr8m8 on Mar 2, 2017 5:54:17 GMT -5
... someone broke into your hangar overnight... yeah, that's definitely it... ahem...
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Post by DirtyLikaRat® on Mar 2, 2017 7:38:57 GMT -5
DirtyLikaRat®, two simple questions. Can you afford it. "ABSOLUTELY NOT. BROKE 「bum-bum」 backwoods cracks" If so, are you having fun."Having a freakin blast my brother." If yes to both. No intervention is needed. If no to either, then there's a padded cell with a view of the lake next to mine open. I guess its better than the old days.... And waking up after a binge weekend Monday morning, wearing nothing but a pair of scuba flippers, in a ditch the next county over, spooning with a one legged Haitian midget... Yea. I'm doing better |
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Post by ou812gr8m8 on Mar 2, 2017 7:43:17 GMT -5
DirtyLikaRat® , two simple questions. Can you afford it. "ABSOLUTELY NOT. BROKE 「bum-bum」 backwoods cracks" If so, are you having fun."Having a freakin blast my brother." If yes to both. No intervention is needed. If no to either, then there's a padded cell with a view of the lake next to mine open. I guess its better than the old days.... And waking up after a binge weekend Monday morning, wearing nothing but a pair of scuba flippers, in a ditch the next county over, spooning with a one legged Haitian midget... Yea. I'm doing better He said that was a leg...? |
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Post by Conflict's Student on Mar 2, 2017 8:48:25 GMT -5
At least she still looks good in the daylight. Don't you wish that was always the case?
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Post by SATmaster728 on Mar 2, 2017 9:02:34 GMT -5
So again... Wake up after a night of boozing and War Robots... With a Google Confirmation and a Pixo thank you... AND A FREAKING PAINTED BOT. I need an intervention i cannot relate to this...so i will just say sucks to be you! |
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Post by mechtout on Mar 2, 2017 9:13:03 GMT -5
App store needs to add breathalyzer option along with parental lock
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Post by K A Z on Mar 2, 2017 9:14:40 GMT -5
1.
She: you have a problem with alcohol!
He: nope, unless I'm running out of booze.
2.
Rule for "safe and responsible" drinking:
a. go to a bar
b. find an ugliest chick there
c. have a drink
d. check the girl again
- if still ugly, go to point (c),
- if you feel like "well, under those light conditions, maaybee she ain't sooo bad *hick*, yeah, not too bad" proceed to point (e) immediately!
e. pay, leave, don't look around, go home and sleep it off.
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Post by DirtyLikaRat® on Mar 2, 2017 10:20:35 GMT -5
1. She: you have a problem with alcohol! He: nope, unless I'm running out of booze. 2. Rule for "safe and responsible" drinking: a. go to a bar b. find an ugliest chick there c. have a drink d. check the girl again - if still ugly, go to point (c), - if you feel like " well, under those light conditions, maaybee she ain't sooo bad *hick*, yeah, not too bad" proceed to point (e) immediately! e. pay, leave, don't look around, go home and sleep it off. When me and the boys go out drankin.. I'm always the designated drunk driver. |
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Post by waninggibbous on Mar 2, 2017 19:29:14 GMT -5
I quit drinking cause the next morning I'd have to go find my car... And take back the car I took!
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Post by amoebastudios on Mar 2, 2017 19:57:15 GMT -5
Pixo needs to start putting beer ads on billboards. Then sit back and watch IAP skyrocket.
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Post by WE034 on Mar 2, 2017 20:23:00 GMT -5
DirtyLikaRat® , two simple questions. Can you afford it. "ABSOLUTELY NOT. BROKE 「bum-bum」 backwoods cracks" If so, are you having fun."Having a freakin blast my brother." If yes to both. No intervention is needed. If no to either, then there's a padded cell with a view of the lake next to mine open. I guess its better than the old days.... And waking up after a binge weekend Monday morning, wearing nothing but a pair of scuba flippers, in a ditch the next county over, spooning with a one legged Haitian midget... Yea. I'm doing better Haven't been on Bragg Blvd lately, huh... if if you do ever get up to north 「poopie」laki round that way gimme a holler, hit up Charlie Mikes and I'll arm wrestle you for the midget? |
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Post by Ⅎ₹ѺC₭₩ELDEℲ₹ on Mar 2, 2017 20:40:58 GMT -5
Could have been worse...Matching 'I heart what's her name' tattoos with what's her name..
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Post by DirtyLikaRat® on Mar 2, 2017 22:39:08 GMT -5
I guess its better than the old days.... And waking up after a binge weekend Monday morning, wearing nothing but a pair of scuba flippers, in a ditch the next county over, spooning with a one legged Haitian midget... Yea. I'm doing better Haven't been on Bragg Blvd lately, huh... if if you do ever get up to north 「poopie」laki round that way gimme a holler, hit up Charlie Mikes and I'll arm wrestle you for the midget? Hoooah! Roger that Airborne... You ever make round the Fl/ Ga line.. Specifically Suwannee County... Let me know... Cheap beer... Cheap women... And best eatin south of the Mason Dixon |
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GI. Patton
Out of the shadows, a horror emerged...
Posts: 140
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Pilot name: Pilot Hunter 203
Platform: iOS
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Post by Thunder Carnage on Mar 3, 2017 4:39:11 GMT -5
DirtyLikaRat® , two simple questions. Can you afford it. "ABSOLUTELY NOT. BROKE 「bum-bum」 backwoods cracks" If so, are you having fun."Having a freakin blast my brother." If yes to both. No intervention is needed. If no to either, then there's a padded cell with a view of the lake next to mine open. I guess its better than the old days.... And waking up after a binge weekend Monday morning, wearing nothing but a pair of scuba flippers, in a ditch the next county over, spooning with a one legged Haitian midget... Yea. I'm doing better Better than me at least! Me and the boys in our factory that makes things that go "boom" once went overboard with the vodka/whiskey/whatever it was that we were drinking. Long story short, I woke up in a pile of live grenades in our warehouse wearing nothing but my boxers. |
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Post by K A Z on Mar 3, 2017 4:41:11 GMT -5
I guess its better than the old days.... And waking up after a binge weekend Monday morning, wearing nothing but a pair of scuba flippers, in a ditch the next county over, spooning with a one legged Haitian midget... Yea. I'm doing better Better than me at least! Me and the boys in our factory that makes things that go "boom" once went overboard with the vodka/whiskey/whatever it was that we were drinking. Long story short, I woke up in a pile of live grenades in our warehouse wearing nothing but my boxers. Least you could do after waking up was to subconsciously "scratch your grenades" lol |
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Post by SATmaster728 on Mar 3, 2017 7:34:46 GMT -5
Pixo needs to start putting beer ads on billboards. Then sit back and watch IAP skyrocket. |
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Post by vigusfatbelly on Mar 3, 2017 18:20:37 GMT -5
I guess its better than the old days.... And waking up after a binge weekend Monday morning, wearing nothing but a pair of scuba flippers, in a ditch the next county over, spooning with a one legged Haitian midget... Yea. I'm doing better Everybody's gotta have a bucket list, and why have a bucket list if you are not willing to cross something off of it? Right? |
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Post by WE034 on Mar 3, 2017 20:28:01 GMT -5
Haven't been on Bragg Blvd lately, huh... if if you do ever get up to north 「poopie」laki round that way gimme a holler, hit up Charlie Mikes and I'll arm wrestle you for the midget? Hoooah! Roger that Airborne... You ever make round the Fl/ Ga line.. Specifically Suwannee County... Let me know... Cheap beer... Cheap women... And best eatin south of the Mason Dixon You got it, Old Man!  |
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Post by ewing411 on Mar 3, 2017 20:42:06 GMT -5
People who buy vanity items are the true heroes of the free-to-play game model. Stand tall and proud knowing you deserve that next beer or midget.
Thank you for keeping this game going. *salute*
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GI. Patton
Out of the shadows, a horror emerged...
Posts: 140
Karma: 61
Pilot name: Pilot Hunter 203
Platform: iOS
Clan: Wut?
League: Gold
Server Region: Asia
Favorite robot: Thunder Carnage
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Post by Thunder Carnage on Mar 5, 2017 7:20:39 GMT -5
People who buy vanity items are the true heroes of the free-to-play game model. Stand tall and proud knowing you deserve that next beer or midget. Thank you for keeping this game going. *salute* But preferably the midget should have 2 legs, more stability is always a good thing!  |
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Post by fbixxx on Mar 5, 2017 16:07:00 GMT -5
Seems like u had a great night, awesome!
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Post by fbixxx on Mar 5, 2017 16:07:25 GMT -5
Seems like u had a great night, awesome!
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Post by Conflict's Student on Mar 5, 2017 16:59:42 GMT -5
Seems like u had a great night, awesome! Are you talking about his new bot or his lost weekend in Fayettenam? |
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