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Post by dms12008 on Feb 28, 2017 0:02:04 GMT -5
Disclaimer- I never tank. Simple answer- the most important part of the game is having fun... Even if u ended up lose every single game bc your team had tankers, it's still a fun challenge to see how well you actually can do. So then u might say, but it makes it too easy for these players to get gold. I say, so what? For me it's not necessarily any more fun to play with all gold bots and weapons than a 'normal' hangar. The game itself is exactly the same concept and experience. So u might say, yes but gold weapons etc do more damage. But if you're playing against other gold hangars, it's still going to b the same ratio of damage (doing 25k damage to a 50k hp bot is just as 'exciting' to me as doing 50k to a 100k hp. R u really just getting off on the fact that a higher number displays at the end of your match? It's just a number... The gameplay experience remains the same. If it really matters to u to do more damage, just level your weapons. More damage doesn't necessarily mean higher skill, and it certainly doesn't mean 'more fun' bc if that was the case they should just add another few zeros to all the damage stats and all the sudden it's more fun? Life isn't like that for anyone with a critical mind). So u still might complain bc tankers 'throw off' the league rankings. I say- who cares? Did u not realize this was a pay to win game? That means league rankings would b skewed either way bc whoever pays most will beat higher skilled players who pay nothing. So the game design gives u three options- either pay money to get ahead... Or work hard... Or play the game like a mentally challenged 3yo and think it makes u cool to b able to beat noobs. Remember- if these tankers intend to ever have any fun playing, at some point they will have to actually use their real hangars, and they will have to stick around until the end of matches and try. And when they start doing that, the game will eventually balance them out to the proper tier. Remember that at some point, theoretically, you will have gotten all the robots and weapons u could ever want! At that point there is truly no point in tanking, bc the only possibly stat to improve is win percentage in higher and higher leagues. So stop complaining about lazy tankers and just keep having your own fun. I'm not religious but in conclusion, a religious metaphor. Remember that sinners go to hell, while the righteous live eternally. The comparison is, if u tank, it's not even really a fun, exciting, balanced way to play, so ur not even having as much fun as u could have. Which means, even if I come up with less gold than you at the end of the day... I actually win bc i had more fun, and in the meanwhile actually took every opportunity to keep playing the best players possible in all my games and keep improving my game! I don't hate tankers. I just laugh at them  they just have different goals in life. PS no complaints allowed people... THIS IS A FREE GAME lol just gtfo if u don't like it. Personally I haven't spent a dime on it and I never tank or farm bc evenly balanced matches r most fun for myself anyway (duh). Y r u so worried about people 'cheating the system'... They might b winning at the game in some twisted way, but they aren't winning at life. I am so grateful to pixonic for their hard work and excellent game... And all for free!!! Thank you guys |
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Post by sochilli (Saltesers) on Feb 28, 2017 0:06:50 GMT -5
Title: I think tanking is cool
Content: lol tankers are ridiculous and they're not getting anywhere in life
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Post by Strayed on Feb 28, 2017 0:08:17 GMT -5
Hello, tanking posts go into the rants board. Thank you.
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Post by mijapi300 on Feb 28, 2017 4:11:52 GMT -5
This post was one hell of a ride from start to finish.
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Post by greyhawk on Mar 2, 2017 10:27:44 GMT -5
Very nice and rightfull post man!
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Post by fbixxx on Mar 2, 2017 12:02:03 GMT -5
Disclaimer- I never tank. Simple answer- the most important part of the game is having fun... Even if u ended up lose every single game bc your team had tankers, it's still a fun challenge to see how well you actually can do. So then u might say, but it makes it too easy for these players to get gold. I say, so what? For me it's not necessarily any more fun to play with all gold bots and weapons than a 'normal' hangar. The game itself is exactly the same concept and experience. So u might say, yes but gold weapons etc do more damage. But if you're playing against other gold hangars, it's still going to b the same ratio of damage (doing 25k damage to a 50k hp bot is just as 'exciting' to me as doing 50k to a 100k hp. R u really just getting off on the fact that a higher number displays at the end of your match? It's just a number... The gameplay experience remains the same. If it really matters to u to do more damage, just level your weapons. More damage doesn't necessarily mean higher skill, and it certainly doesn't mean 'more fun' bc if that was the case they should just add another few zeros to all the damage stats and all the sudden it's more fun? Life isn't like that for anyone with a critical mind). So u still might complain bc tankers 'throw off' the league rankings. I say- who cares? Did u not realize this was a pay to win game? That means league rankings would b skewed either way bc whoever pays most will beat higher skilled players who pay nothing. So the game design gives u three options- either pay money to get ahead... Or work hard... Or play the game like a mentally challenged 3yo and think it makes u cool to b able to beat noobs. Remember- if these tankers intend to ever have any fun playing, at some point they will have to actually use their real hangars, and they will have to stick around until the end of matches and try. And when they start doing that, the game will eventually balance them out to the proper tier. Remember that at some point, theoretically, you will have gotten all the robots and weapons u could ever want! At that point there is truly no point in tanking, bc the only possibly stat to improve is win percentage in higher and higher leagues. So stop complaining about lazy tankers and just keep having your own fun. I'm not religious but in conclusion, a religious metaphor. Remember that sinners go to hell, while the righteous live eternally. The comparison is, if u tank, it's not even really a fun, exciting, balanced way to play, so ur not even having as much fun as u could have. Which means, even if I come up with less gold than you at the end of the day... I actually win bc i had more fun, and in the meanwhile actually took every opportunity to keep playing the best players possible in all my games and keep improving my game! I don't hate tankers. I just laugh at them they just have different goals in life. PS no complaints allowed people... THIS IS A FREE GAME lol just gtfo if u don't like it. Personally I haven't spent a dime on it and I never tank or farm bc evenly balanced matches r most fun for myself anyway (duh). Y r u so worried about people 'cheating the system'... They might b winning at the game in some twisted way, but they aren't winning at life. I am so grateful to pixonic for their hard work and excellent game... And all for free!!! Thank you guys Let me tell you smth and Im not bragging, this is just to tell the truth, im 27, have a startup company that runs well, earn a very good income, live in a penhouse and drive a Mercedes, bang about 3 chicks a week, I personally dont think you can call it "aren't winning at life". I sometimes sealclub or tank because i enjoy beating people below my level, enjoy the easy win because life sometimes is stressful enough I use game to blow off my steam. So you might want to check our generalisation again |
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Post by boomsplat on Mar 2, 2017 12:14:30 GMT -5
Let me tell you smth and Im not bragging, this is just to tell the truth, im 27, have a startup company that runs well, earn a very good income, live in a penhouse and drive a Mercedes, bang about 3 chicks a week, I personally dont think you can call it "aren't winning at life". I sometimes sealclub or tank because i enjoy beating people below my level, enjoy the easy win because life sometimes is stressful enough I use game to blow off my steam. So you might want to check our generalisation again I read it on the interwebs so it must be true, especially when it starts off as "I'm not bragging" and then tends to be nothing but one stream of outlandish statements. This thread has now taken a turn to the crazy side so let me pile on to help interpret this post visually for those playing along at home: 1. Start up success living in a penthouse (i.e., live in mom's basement trolling)  2. Drive a Mercedes (one of the new electric battery operated ones)  3. Three chicks (I get KFC 3 times a week)  . |
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Post by fbixxx on Mar 2, 2017 14:24:24 GMT -5
Let me tell you smth and Im not bragging, this is just to tell the truth, im 27, have a startup company that runs well, earn a very good income, live in a penhouse and drive a Mercedes, bang about 3 chicks a week, I personally dont think you can call it "aren't winning at life". I sometimes sealclub or tank because i enjoy beating people below my level, enjoy the easy win because life sometimes is stressful enough I use game to blow off my steam. So you might want to check our generalisation again I read it on the interwebs so it must be true, especially when it starts off as "I'm not bragging" and then tends to be nothing but one stream of outlandish statements. This thread has now taken a turn to the crazy side so let me pile on to help interpret this post visually for those playing along at home: 1. Start up success living in a penthouse (i.e., live in mom's basement trolling) 2. Drive a Mercedes (one of the new electric battery operated ones) 3. Three chicks (I get KFC 3 times a week) . If you had to go through all the hard work to find those pictures and discuss in such a childish manner, then I'll rest my case |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2017 14:30:17 GMT -5
Thanks boomsplat for making me laugh in my office. Now my coworkers know I was not, in fact, building those database reports just now. Also, my office is huge. 100th floor. With a view. Of my Maseratti. There's chicks in it to, waiting to be banged. By me. Sorry fbixxx, no disrespect intended. It's just hard not to make a few light-hearted jokes when someone announces their awesomeness. |
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Post by Demosthenes on Mar 2, 2017 14:31:22 GMT -5
The OP makes a legitimate point.
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Post by boomsplat on Mar 2, 2017 22:31:46 GMT -5
I read it on the interwebs so it must be true, especially when it starts off as "I'm not bragging" and then tends to be nothing but one stream of outlandish statements. This thread has now taken a turn to the crazy side so let me pile on to help interpret this post visually for those playing along at home: 1. Start up success living in a penthouse (i.e., live in mom's basement trolling) 2. Drive a Mercedes (one of the new electric battery operated ones) 3. Three chicks (I get KFC 3 times a week) If you had to go through all the hard work to find those pictures and discuss in such a childish manner, then I'll rest my case The OP had some valid points but fbixx's post doesn't make any sense. If you thought grabbing 3 pictures off the internet was "hard work" then you must be a successful entrepreneur. And I must be some kind of internet genius to have found three pictures using Google (which I invented so that explains the 200 foot yacht I live in floating off the coast of the French Riveria). But you are correct that my response was childish as a direct response to your childish post. Cheers! |
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Post by Team Alpha Strike on Mar 2, 2017 23:52:15 GMT -5
Disclaimer- I never tank. Simple answer- the most important part of the game is having fun... Even if u ended up lose every single game bc your team had tankers, it's still a fun challenge to see how well you actually can do. So then u might say, but it makes it too easy for these players to get gold. I say, so what? For me it's not necessarily any more fun to play with all gold bots and weapons than a 'normal' hangar. The game itself is exactly the same concept and experience. So u might say, yes but gold weapons etc do more damage. But if you're playing against other gold hangars, it's still going to b the same ratio of damage (doing 25k damage to a 50k hp bot is just as 'exciting' to me as doing 50k to a 100k hp. R u really just getting off on the fact that a higher number displays at the end of your match? It's just a number... The gameplay experience remains the same. If it really matters to u to do more damage, just level your weapons. More damage doesn't necessarily mean higher skill, and it certainly doesn't mean 'more fun' bc if that was the case they should just add another few zeros to all the damage stats and all the sudden it's more fun? Life isn't like that for anyone with a critical mind). So u still might complain bc tankers 'throw off' the league rankings. I say- who cares? Did u not realize this was a pay to win game? That means league rankings would b skewed either way bc whoever pays most will beat higher skilled players who pay nothing. So the game design gives u three options- either pay money to get ahead... Or work hard... Or play the game like a mentally challenged 3yo and think it makes u cool to b able to beat noobs. Remember- if these tankers intend to ever have any fun playing, at some point they will have to actually use their real hangars, and they will have to stick around until the end of matches and try. And when they start doing that, the game will eventually balance them out to the proper tier. Remember that at some point, theoretically, you will have gotten all the robots and weapons u could ever want! At that point there is truly no point in tanking, bc the only possibly stat to improve is win percentage in higher and higher leagues. So stop complaining about lazy tankers and just keep having your own fun. I'm not religious but in conclusion, a religious metaphor. Remember that sinners go to hell, while the righteous live eternally. The comparison is, if u tank, it's not even really a fun, exciting, balanced way to play, so ur not even having as much fun as u could have. Which means, even if I come up with less gold than you at the end of the day... I actually win bc i had more fun, and in the meanwhile actually took every opportunity to keep playing the best players possible in all my games and keep improving my game! I don't hate tankers. I just laugh at them they just have different goals in life. PS no complaints allowed people... THIS IS A FREE GAME lol just gtfo if u don't like it. Personally I haven't spent a dime on it and I never tank or farm bc evenly balanced matches r most fun for myself anyway (duh). Y r u so worried about people 'cheating the system'... They might b winning at the game in some twisted way, but they aren't winning at life. I am so grateful to pixonic for their hard work and excellent game... And all for free!!! Thank you guys Let me tell you smth and Im not bragging, this is just to tell the truth, im 27, have a startup company that runs well, earn a very good income, live in a penhouse and drive a Mercedes, bang about 3 chicks a week, I personally dont think you can call it "aren't winning at life". I sometimes sealclub or tank because i enjoy beating people below my level, enjoy the easy win because life sometimes is stressful enough I use game to blow off my steam. So you might want to check our generalisation again Isn't the whole process of tanking stressful? I wouldn't even bother with it just by how long it takes to drop down. Even if it took just an hour, that seems like a lot of time. Besides, don't all guys sleep like a baby after a good banging? There must be something wrong in your life if you are stilled stressed with 3 good nights sleep a week that you are getting. |
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Post by boomsplat on Mar 3, 2017 0:01:23 GMT -5
Let me tell you smth and Im not bragging, this is just to tell the truth, im 27, have a startup company that runs well, earn a very good income, live in a penhouse and drive a Mercedes, bang about 3 chicks a week, I personally dont think you can call it "aren't winning at life". I sometimes sealclub or tank because i enjoy beating people below my level, enjoy the easy win because life sometimes is stressful enough I use game to blow off my steam. So you might want to check our generalisation again Isn't the whole process of tanking stressful? I wouldn't even bother with it just by how long it takes to drop down. Even if it took just an hour, that seems like a lot of time. Besides, don't all guys sleep like a baby after a good banging? There must be something wrong in your life if you are stilled stressed with 3 good nights sleep a week that you are getting. Maybe the stress is coming from the collection of STDs he has from banging three ratty women of ill repute a week. Must be hard to concentrate on running that successful start up when your genitalia is burning or itching like crazy....or paying the medical bills for all the penicillins shots. |
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Post by ipwng0dz on Mar 3, 2017 0:14:20 GMT -5
Lol good thing about the forum is he can easily just create a new account and forget he ever said that. This guy concerns me though, his name is literally "fbi" and "xxx". Who does that...  |
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Post by Strayed on Mar 3, 2017 0:48:10 GMT -5
Guys, keep it civil.
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Post by Paps on Mar 3, 2017 1:01:59 GMT -5
After taking the time to read this thread in it's (Painful) entirety, I came to the conclusion that it must be a joke. Or a string of jokes. Or something...
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Post by fbixxx on Mar 3, 2017 10:45:43 GMT -5
Isn't the whole process of tanking stressful? I wouldn't even bother with it just by how long it takes to drop down. Even if it took just an hour, that seems like a lot of time. Besides, don't all guys sleep like a baby after a good banging? There must be something wrong in your life if you are stilled stressed with 3 good nights sleep a week that you are getting. Maybe the stress is coming from the collection of STDs he has from banging three ratty women of ill repute a week. Must be hard to concentrate on running that successful start up when your genitalia is burning or itching like crazy....or paying the medical bills for all the penicillins shots. Wow, seriously, this is the kind of trash talking that is allowed by the admins and mods in this forum? I dont know in a serious discussion I can be trashed like that just because I tell something about my life. Seriously, if u dont agree with someone, argue, dont curse people just because they tell you something you dont like or dont believe |
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Post by boomsplat on Mar 3, 2017 10:51:17 GMT -5
Ok Strayed - I won't Poke fun at Mr Awesomeness anymore. fbixxx - my apologies. |
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Post by Team Alpha Strike on Mar 3, 2017 12:01:01 GMT -5
Maybe the stress is coming from the collection of STDs he has from banging three ratty women of ill repute a week. Must be hard to concentrate on running that successful start up when your genitalia is burning or itching like crazy....or paying the medical bills for all the penicillins shots. Wow, seriously, this is the kind of trash talking that is allowed by the admins and mods in this forum? I dont know in a serious discussion I can be trashed like that just because I tell something about my life. Seriously, if u dont agree with someone, argue, dont curse people just because they tell you something you dont like or dont believe Whoops - I thought this entire thread was a joke. |
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Post by dms12008 on Mar 6, 2017 0:33:52 GMT -5
Personally, I'm offended, also hurt. And I'm rich, and I win at both life and war robots. My penthouse company sells 3 chicks a week. Lol no, much love to fbixxx for responding, I totally see what you're saying about tanking for the easy wins. I guess I just wanted to explain to complainers y they don't have to get their panties in a bunch about cheaters such as yourself... I for one encourage u to keep having fun w the game in your own way- that's the whole point.
But maybe people just like to get their panties in a bunch sometimes.
See y'all on the battlefield
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Post by blastronaut on Mar 6, 2017 19:52:55 GMT -5
FACT: Bunched panties makes chicks 3x as weak in penthouses.
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Post by mijapi300 on Mar 7, 2017 3:09:08 GMT -5
Just going to drop my two cents. And don't worry, I can afford it, and much more. I bought 60 Gareths so I could have a full hangar of Gareths at each level. Sometimes I want something easy, so I drop down to Recruit league and bust out the 12/12 hangar. If I feel like being awesome, like I usually am in real life, I'll use my 1/1 Gareths in Master League. It's just whatever I feel like doing man.
And if you think I'm not successful in real life, think again buckaroo. I built a custom-made, real life Gareth bot. I pilot it to work every morning, where I work in my office in my penthouse sweet on top of the Burj Khalifa in Dubai. Speaking of Khalifa, Mia is my secretary on weekdays. Oh, and the screensaver on all 12 of my high-end Apple Computers? A wide shot of Gareth riding off into the sunset over the hill on Powerplant.
That, my peons, is success. Both in War Robots and out of it.
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Post by Pilot Moby_dic on Mar 7, 2017 3:16:01 GMT -5
Disclaimer- I never tank. Simple answer- the most important part of the game is having fun... Even if u ended up lose every single game bc your team had tankers, it's still a fun challenge to see how well you actually can do. So then u might say, but it makes it too easy for these players to get gold. I say, so what? For me it's not necessarily any more fun to play with all gold bots and weapons than a 'normal' hangar. The game itself is exactly the same concept and experience. So u might say, yes but gold weapons etc do more damage. But if you're playing against other gold hangars, it's still going to b the same ratio of damage (doing 25k damage to a 50k hp bot is just as 'exciting' to me as doing 50k to a 100k hp. R u really just getting off on the fact that a higher number displays at the end of your match? It's just a number... The gameplay experience remains the same. If it really matters to u to do more damage, just level your weapons. More damage doesn't necessarily mean higher skill, and it certainly doesn't mean 'more fun' bc if that was the case they should just add another few zeros to all the damage stats and all the sudden it's more fun? Life isn't like that for anyone with a critical mind). So u still might complain bc tankers 'throw off' the league rankings. I say- who cares? Did u not realize this was a pay to win game? That means league rankings would b skewed either way bc whoever pays most will beat higher skilled players who pay nothing. So the game design gives u three options- either pay money to get ahead... Or work hard... Or play the game like a mentally challenged 3yo and think it makes u cool to b able to beat noobs. Remember- if these tankers intend to ever have any fun playing, at some point they will have to actually use their real hangars, and they will have to stick around until the end of matches and try. And when they start doing that, the game will eventually balance them out to the proper tier. Remember that at some point, theoretically, you will have gotten all the robots and weapons u could ever want! At that point there is truly no point in tanking, bc the only possibly stat to improve is win percentage in higher and higher leagues. So stop complaining about lazy tankers and just keep having your own fun. I'm not religious but in conclusion, a religious metaphor. Remember that sinners go to hell, while the righteous live eternally. The comparison is, if u tank, it's not even really a fun, exciting, balanced way to play, so ur not even having as much fun as u could have. Which means, even if I come up with less gold than you at the end of the day... I actually win bc i had more fun, and in the meanwhile actually took every opportunity to keep playing the best players possible in all my games and keep improving my game! I don't hate tankers. I just laugh at them they just have different goals in life. PS no complaints allowed people... THIS IS A FREE GAME lol just gtfo if u don't like it. Personally I haven't spent a dime on it and I never tank or farm bc evenly balanced matches r most fun for myself anyway (duh). Y r u so worried about people 'cheating the system'... They might b winning at the game in some twisted way, but they aren't winning at life. I am so grateful to pixonic for their hard work and excellent game... And all for free!!! Thank you guys Let me tell you smth and Im not bragging, this is just to tell the truth, im 27, have a startup company that runs well, earn a very good income, live in a penhouse and drive a Mercedes, bang about 3 chicks a week, I personally dont think you can call it "aren't winning at life". I sometimes sealclub or tank because i enjoy beating people below my level, enjoy the easy win because life sometimes is stressful enough I use game to blow off my steam. So you might want to check our generalisation again Tell us when you wake up |
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Post by BLYTHE on Mar 7, 2017 3:20:07 GMT -5
Just going to drop my two cents. And don't worry, I can afford it, and much more. I bought 60 Gareths so I could have a full hangar of Gareths at each level. Sometimes I want something easy, so I drop down to Recruit league and bust out the 12/12 hangar. If I feel like being awesome, like I usually am in real life, I'll use my 1/1 Gareths in Master League. It's just whatever I feel like doing man. And if you think I'm not successful in real life, think again buckaroo. I built a custom-made, real life Gareth bot. I pilot it to work every morning, where I work in my office in my penthouse sweet on top of the Burj Khalifa in Dubai. Speaking of Khalifa, Mia is my secretary on weekdays. Oh, and the screensaver on all 12 of my high-end Apple Computers? A wide shot of Gareth riding off into the sunset over the hill on Powerplant. That, my peons, is success. Both in War Robots and out of it. Wow. I mostly live vicariously through others. |
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Post by Strayed on Mar 7, 2017 3:54:59 GMT -5
Thread locked due to excessive off topic posts and trolling.
Bring it to another thread guys.
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they just have different goals in life.
