Muppet on my team shooting me

I feel your pain. When the battle could go either way and somebody on your own team decides to follow you around unloading on you instead of the reds. What a 「fluffernutter」ing nugget. I can only assume it's some random kid who's somewhat confused as to how the game works.

Where you in a Zenit Butch?

I do this to turds that jam me up against walls or obstacles or shove me forward into fire with their clumsy 「bum-bum」 Raijin or Fujin or whatever. Gods damn but it is annoying to have some turd do this when you are trying to back out and reload after giving an enemy a face full of rockets. I will spend the rest of a match getting in their way and shooting the turd in the face until they leave or the match ends. I've had them invite me after the match and I oblige them with a few choice words about their piloting. I know it does little good and certainly does nothing to contribute to a match except help the reds but sometimes ranting by friendly fire just feels good.

Yeah maybe it was a kid you never know. He did send me a squad request after but didn't say anything to him just in case. Don't want to be bullying young kids my own kids wouldn't be impressed.

Oh I ask how old they are. I'm not a complete 「bum-bum hole」. And if they're old enough to comprehend what a squad invite means they're damn well old enough to take a verbal tongue lashing for being a 「dookie」bird. But then again only a true blue 「bum-bum hole」 would knowingly allow their uncomprehending kids to 「fluffernutter」 over other players in a competitive multi-player game. That's just a truly 「dookie」ty thing to do to the player community.