Post by Deleted on May 23, 2018 17:07:21 GMT -5
A long time ago, in a far away galaxy, an Italian Chef named Danny Linguini was cooking a wildboar when suddenly, a SuperHero flew down from the sky.
Confused, Danny Linguini called his pet ѻﻭɼﻉ over to where he was, just to make sure this SuperHero didn't hurt him.
The SuperHero said that his name was @jarvis , and he needed help fighting an Insane Demon . Danny Linguini and his pet ѻﻭɼﻉ agreed to help, so they jumped aboard his space ship.
While in the spaceship, the trio fought against a Spoopy Scary Haunter , a ᎶƦ℮℮ƊᎽ ƤΛƝƊΛ , and they watched a Ⓑⓞⓑ Ⓓⓨⓛⓐⓝ television show on TV.
When they landed on the planet of Muhlakai , they saw the Insane Demon killing a poor, innocent little Koalabear . SuperHero was horrified at this atrocity, and he needed to stop it immediately. " That _psychø over there needs to be arrested!!" said SuperHero .
Danny Linguini was sivering with fear, but he knew that his father, KindCalf4147402 , would be proud of him.
Danny Linguini bravely took out his large Golden Sabre , and sprinted towards the Insane Demon . The Insane Demon , hearing him coming, summoned a DarkVagabond .
DarkVagabond stopped Danny Linguini in his tracks. Then, flying from the sky, SuperHero crashed into DarkVagabond , sending him hurling into the air, until he hit the ground with a resounding " boomsplat "
" Team Alpha Strike " Shouted SuperHero , elated with his takedown. However, because SuperHero 's SlowReflexes , the Insane Demon grabbed a random AcuityAxiom and shot him in the leg. SuperHero fell from the sky. He was wounded, but not dead.
Now, it was up to Danny Linguini to save the day. Danny Linguini offered some candy357 to the Insane Demon .
The Insane Demon , being curious, took it, and ate it. Danny Linguini burst out laughing.
" That... haha ... that candy357 is poisonous!!!! AHAHH" screamed Danny Linguini , crying with tears of laughter.
After a few seconds, however, the Insane Demon was unaffected by the poisonous candy357 , and proceeded to stalk towards Danny Linguini .
" Danny Linguini is as dumb as a Poopface if he thought that candy357 would poison me," exclaimed the Insane Demon .
Danny Linguini was now struck to the bone with horror. Running backwards out of fear, he tripped on a little Domino poking out of the ground.
"NOW YOU ARE MINE!!!" shrieked Insane Demon .
Just as Insane Demon was about to kill Danny Linguini , his pet ѻﻭɼﻉ took a shakingrabbit that was hiding in a corner, and hit the Insane Demon RightOn his face.
The Insane Demon fell to the ground, but still alive.
Danny Linguini , his pet ѻﻭɼﻉ , and the now awakened SuperHero screamed and jumped for joy. They arrested the Insane Demon , and he never killed another living thing again.
Danny Linguini and his pet ѻﻭɼﻉ retiered to their humble home in Italy, where they would continue to play, cook, laugh, and Refuse2GrowUp
The End!
