A Story

One day, SGT D00M! was trotting through the dark forest when he came across the sinister DarkVagabond .

SGT D00M!  said to DarkVagabond " Get out of my way you Poopface "

DarkVagabond 's Deadeye stared at SGT D00M! with a glare never seen before.

" I will NEVER move!!" said DarkVagabond .

Then sgt took out his lucky, white Domino , and he said a chant in a foreign language. All of a sudden, he was able to run extremely fast!! Even faster than FlashAhAhh .

Then like HEATHEN HERETIC , he swung out a humongous hammer, and knocked DarkVagabond out of the way. DarkVagabond pulled out a huge Golden Sabre , ready to defend himself. Right when SGT D00M! came speeding towards him, DarkVagabond took his Golden Sabre and slashed SGT D00M! in his bronzeknee . Then DarkVagabond jumped onto SGT D00M! like a @heavypanda . SGT D00M! asked himself " Why? is he doing this??"

With all of his might, SGT D00M! shouted " leavemealone !!!!!"

SGT D00M! then took out his optimusprime figure and hit DarkVagabond in the face with it.

DarkVagabond was forced to retreat. From that time on, DarkVagabond was always moody .

SGT D00M! , after the encounter, Strayed across the vast forest, glad that he got away because of DarkVagabond 's SlowReflexes . As he chanted the " VivaLaResistance ", he slowly fell asleep, remembering DarkVagabond 's Poopface .

The end!!

Made by @mrjoshie333