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Post by ezekielcrow on Dec 20, 2017 9:03:12 GMT -5
Ok. if you could play one good natured (non-violent) prank on Pixo or their employees just to drive home a point about something in game, what would it be and how would you do it? I'd probably remove all the TP/tissue in the building but: 1) Stick stamps on the lavatory stall walls. They can wipe but they're gonna have to grind for it.  2) provide a TP vendo in cubicle for $150 a sheet. 5% discount on the vending machine outside the stall, 10% discount on the vendo outside the restroom. 3) Another vendo that provides TP by the inch, after they watch a 30 second ad. |
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Post by _psychø on Dec 20, 2017 9:19:28 GMT -5
I'd tell them that I'm going to hack their servers and balance the game and MM.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2017 9:29:46 GMT -5
My idea might seem silly, but hear me out ezekielcrow:
I will wear a $100 USD bill costume with the golden dollar symbol glasses and golden boots, raid the Pixonic office, break in through the front entrance like a boss, run around and slap each Pix employee with an $100 USD bill in my hand, if I can knock their credit cards off their hands even better, make my way to the CEO of Pix, dance on his desk to sing to him in a happy voice "Pay to win is a sin" and walk out of the Pixonic office building like nothing happen.
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Post by ezekielcrow on Dec 20, 2017 9:53:11 GMT -5
My idea might seem silly, but hear me out ezekielcrow: I will wear a $100 USD bill costume with the golden dollar symbol glasses and golden boots, raid the Pixonic office, break in through the front entrance like a boss, run around and slap each Pix employee with an $100 USD bill in my hand, if I can knock their credit cards off their hands even better, make my way to the CEO of Pix, dance on his desk to sing to him in a happy voice "Pay to win is a sin" and walk out of the Pixonic office building like nothing happen. Bud, i dont think a $100 bill would...ahem...preserve your modesty. Perhaps a few more C notes? |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2017 10:03:57 GMT -5
I would award the janitors with 10,000 dollars. This would show them that the people who benefit society get rewarded  Also I would create a long line to go to the bathroom, but if you pay 1000 dollars then you can skip the line. Teaches them about pay to win, and how we feel about it. I would also make them play in a full L8 pdb griffin against an L12 MKII shocktrain haechi. See how they like getting destroyed by the whales. |
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Post by ΜØØSE on Dec 20, 2017 10:13:45 GMT -5
I would write a letter that looked like it came from the CEO and give it to all employees. It would be an announcement that all ex-employees that have been gone more than a month would be getting a bonus equivalent to their pay as if they had stayed at work. All they have to do is show up once.
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Post by Bui Dui on Dec 20, 2017 10:22:53 GMT -5
Would be fun to pay them their salary in BM tickets...
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Post by mechtout on Dec 20, 2017 10:37:20 GMT -5
Put all their paychecks in the center of a 6 foot thick ball of packaging tape
Print up a million tiny you suck signs and infest every binder, drawer, book, etc so the are reminded for years
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2017 10:37:30 GMT -5
Would be fun to pay them their salary in BM tickets... Why not components? even better |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2017 10:40:12 GMT -5
Put all their paychecks in the centre of a 6-foot thick ball of packaging tape Could organise a Pixonic soccer team by Pixonic themselves, 6 employees on each side, except the soccer ball is their entire life savings they robbed people of. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2017 10:44:45 GMT -5
Why not seal the front entrance of the Pixonic office building with a giant $100 USD bill so they can't escape?
Bring 2 buckets of Superglue to make sure it stays there permanently.
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Post by mechtout on Dec 20, 2017 10:49:45 GMT -5
reconfigure the Strider programming so that it gives pix employees 5 wedgies instead of dashes each time players hit the ability button
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Post by ctrlaltdefeat on Dec 20, 2017 10:59:09 GMT -5
I would sneak in to the CEO´s office and steal his carkeys.
Then I would break it in 4 small pieces and put one of the pieces in a gift wrapped box. After that I would get 14 exact the same boxes and put a $20 in one, a $10 in one, a $5 in one and then take the remaining eleven boxes to the toilet and 「dookie」 in them.
At afternoon I would tell him that he has to play a little game to win his carkeys back. The first box is free of charge and I would circle my hand around the boxes (that I have put in a neat order) and point at one of the 「dookie」containing boxes.
"Oh how unlucky, but it only cost $5 to open the next one" I would say enthustiastic. Same procedure as the first one, another nice turd earned by him.
"Don´t worry sir, the next one is only $10".
After finishing all boxes (obviously his part of the carkeys will be given to him last) I would say "Now good sir, it only cost $50 for me to reset the boxes so you can win another 25% of your carkeys.
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Post by amidf on Dec 20, 2017 11:04:08 GMT -5
I would uninstall their game and then reevaluate my life priorities.
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Post by Ron Gaul on Dec 20, 2017 11:23:06 GMT -5
Best possible prank? Since it must be non-violent, I guess it would have to be hiring a rival game company to develop a mech game for mobile platforms. Cross-platform servers, balanced gameplay, etc...pretty much everything War Robots is not.
And then send them a postcard with that new game’s logo on the front, saying “sucks to be you!“.
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Post by ᎶƦ℮℮ƊᎽ ƤΛƝƊΛ on Dec 20, 2017 11:58:12 GMT -5
Ok. if you could play one good natured (non-violent) prank on Pixo or their employees just to drive home a point about something in game, what would it be and how would you do it? I'd probably remove all the TP/tissue in the building but: 1) Stick stamps on the lavatory stall walls. They can wipe but they're gonna have to grind for it. 2) provide a TP vendo in cubicle for $150 a sheet. 5% discount on the vending machine outside the stall, 10% discount on the vendo outside the restroom. 3) Another vendo that provides TP by the inch, after they watch a 30 second ad. Don't forget, after 5 free inches, they have to poop again to get another inch. |
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Post by Joopiter on Dec 20, 2017 12:09:43 GMT -5
I'd trick them into huddling into their break room or conference room during lunch with a rumor of bonuses due to extreme profits. Then I'd bar the door while several mma fighters dressed in dash bot costumes chase them around with cattle prods.
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Post by ezekielcrow on Dec 20, 2017 12:17:23 GMT -5
I would also take over their cafeteria: 1) Everything will be over priced by 50% two hours before and after lunch. There will be a video wall featuring nothing but the finest dishes from michelin restaurants. 2) You can only buy an item packaged with a leftover item from the day before. Drinks during lunch hour have a 300% premium. 3) You can pay $15 for a chance at a black market budget meal. And get a dollar back. 4) Stability balls will be made available but chairs are only in the "premium" area. 5) There will be a complaint box atop a trash bin bearing a sign that says "we hear you!" |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2017 12:22:06 GMT -5
Oh God :D, I had a good laugh out of this thread, in my opinion, Ezekielcrow, Zoskia and Poopface are the 3 best forums members to ever be on this forum because they each have a great sense of humour and it really spices up the forums.
I'm glad I joined this forum, the people here are great and know how to crack good jokes :P heck even the moderators can pull off good ones too like Golden Sabre's pork and beans one :D. I mainly joined for gathering information though.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2017 12:42:57 GMT -5
Put all their paychecks in the centre of a 6-foot thick ball of packaging tape Could organise a Pixonic soccer team by Pixonic themselves, 6 employees on each side, except the soccer ball is their entire life savings they robbed people of. I don't think they could kick that, it'd be the size of their ego. They'd get crushed! |
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Post by Danny Linguini on Dec 20, 2017 15:09:34 GMT -5
I would uninstall their game and then reevaluate my life priorities. How dare you. |
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Post by Bui Dui on Dec 20, 2017 15:24:38 GMT -5
This is from an old one:
Pick 3 dollar bills, write numbers 1, 2, and 4 on three of them, drop somewhere in their office.
Then we enjoy the game while new Capitalist bot is not introduced to the game, 'cause everyone's busy looking for third dollar bill.
...or was it about pigs in supermarket, dunno.
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Post by ezekielcrow on Dec 20, 2017 18:53:24 GMT -5
Oh God , I had a good laugh out of this thread, in my opinion, Ezekielcrow, Zoskia and Poopface are the 3 best forums members to ever be on this forum because they each have a great sense of humour and it really spices up the forums. I'm glad I joined this forum, the people here are great and know how to crack good jokes  heck even the moderators can pull off good ones too like Golden Sabre's pork and beans one . I mainly joined for gathering information though. Thanks for the compliment, bud. We're not the first nor will we be the last. I'd like to believe were just moving the ball forward for those who will come next. |
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Post by T34 on Dec 20, 2017 19:30:36 GMT -5
Tell them the capitalist experiment is over and its back to socialism and state owned robots. Priorities in order
- Develop a Red Square Map
- Rename all robots to names of former socialist first secretaries. Imagine the forum dialogue…. How do I kill a Khrushchev robot equipped with a Molotov weapon with my Brezhnev robot ? ohhh wow, upgraded my Andropov to 12/12
- Rename the Patton to Marx
- Release the OP Lenin and Stalin robots. One with 20 medium mounts and ancile and the other with 15 heavy mounts with ancile and ecu
- Replace adds with short socialist propaganda messages
- Compulsory socialist marching music in all games
PS: just thought of something. This game has no grenade type weapons or a grenade throwing robot. The nuclear tip option is also missing off the Zeniths ?
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Post by Gdu4ever on Dec 20, 2017 20:24:59 GMT -5
Put their keys / wallets / whatever important in a special locker.
The locker is connected to a phone with War Robots, the account is DIESS-free and mk2-free and in the champion league.
The locker can only be unlocked upon doing 106 kills, 86 caps and 27 wins.
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Post by ezekielcrow on Dec 20, 2017 20:35:19 GMT -5
All cubicles and everything in them are grey but you can pay to "personalize" them.
All Coil type candy bar vendo machines have all the best candy bars at the back (17 rows), prunes as the first drop, licorice as the second, coconut candy 3rd....payment escalates.
Ads for that last bar will be everywhere!
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heck even the moderators can pull off good ones too like Golden Sabre's pork and beans one 