Not quite a rant

I'm not ranting on this one but I find this ironically hilarious. I live rural and travel for work so for one week out of the month I have to deal with horrible dsl satellite internet to play. My hanger and play style is in your face short range blow yer 「bum-bum」 up. Doesn't work with dsl 3 second lag. I still want to play while home in bad service so I was experimenting with new bots. I try the spydra which I hate with a passion but hey, lag issues it works. Little skill bot that gets me some silver. I drop this bot in a battle and who do I have teammate drilling me with shots? Nope not a lance. It's not a rhino either. Db Griff? Wrong again. It is a fuuuuuuck¡Nightingale death star patton! If there is a more chicken sh¡T bot in this game it's you pal! You of all people do NOT! have the right to tell me my spydra fu k bot is sh¡T. Wanna shoot me? Get it with a knifer dude