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Post by zer00eyz on Oct 4, 2017 15:17:42 GMT -5
So picture this.
I was taking my daily "constitutional" and, as one is inclined to do, playing a game of War Robots.
It dawned on me at the end of my match (a loss) that my loss rate is %100 when on the throne.
This got me thinking, what if all my losses aren't because of 「dookie」ty teammates but because of 「dookie」ting teammates? (Im writing this laughing because I fail to remember what the filter is going to do to my word choice here but let me go on)
I know it sounds completely insane but I honestly can't remember if I gave War Robots permission to use my location and/or camera.
Does any one out there have data points to the contrary?
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Post by xXrobotrippinXx on Oct 4, 2017 15:22:00 GMT -5
No. When I'm on the John I usually win. 9/10 I'm so busy giving it all I got that I forget to 「dookie」.
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Post by zer00eyz on Oct 4, 2017 15:29:38 GMT -5
No. When I'm on the John I usually win. 9/10 I'm so busy giving it all I got that I forget to ?poo-poo?. Maybe it knows when you need to wipe... were going to need to run some trials? It would also explain why some people experience high loss rates, lack of cleanliness. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2017 15:33:39 GMT -5
Predicting zer00eyz will be telling us three weeks from now that he has pink eye and doesn't know how it could have happened  |
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Post by DarkVagabond on Oct 4, 2017 15:46:37 GMT -5
My winrate doesn’t change when I commune with the porcelain god. If anything there’s an extra satisfaction of metaphor blowing up reds as I’m bombing battleships so to speak...
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Post by amidf on Oct 4, 2017 15:48:42 GMT -5
Predicting zer00eyz will be telling us three weeks from now that he has pink eye and doesn't know how it could have happened Agreed. Finish your match and put your phone away before wiping. Then wash those hands before posting your match results to the forums. |
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Post by zer00eyz on Oct 4, 2017 16:07:00 GMT -5
Predicting zer00eyz will be telling us three weeks from now that he has pink eye and doesn't know how it could have happened And this boys and girls is why you NEVER touch someone else's phone/ipad/tablet |
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Post by jckidd on Oct 8, 2017 11:51:11 GMT -5
Predicting zer00eyz will be telling us three weeks from now that he has pink eye and doesn't know how it could have happened roflmao! |
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Post by ezekielcrow on Oct 8, 2017 12:24:56 GMT -5
Several voices in my head simultaneously: So this is where all the confusion on BM originates!  I'd personnaly love to see a DB Griff in flight..trailing toilet paper from one foot. No pants, no glory... Well, the level of discussion in this thread is certainly circling the bowl... |
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Post by 7iquid on Oct 8, 2017 13:03:11 GMT -5
Anyone else dump all their Orkans before the countdown finishes?  |
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Post by zer00eyz on Oct 8, 2017 13:26:45 GMT -5
Anyone else dump all their Orkans before the countdown finishes? Uhhh, I don't know where Orkans fall on the Bristol Stool Scale but it can't be good. Friendly advice, you might want to get that checked out. |
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