rdood
Destrier
Posts: 115
Karma: 69
Pilot name: °•°••°•°
Platform: Android
League: Expert
Favorite robot: Kumiho
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Post by rdood on Sept 15, 2017 4:01:06 GMT -5
scrolling through the bots, phone decides its gonna be a 「fluffernutter」ing spaz and lags like a 「female dog」 so ofcourse the 「special」 i am i started swiping, clicking smashing buttons. 2mins later i log on find ive bought a 「fluffernutter」ing worthless carnage and now im out of 「dookie」 wsp for the next month or so. 「fluffernutter」sakerant over
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Post by Payxonic on Sept 15, 2017 4:18:12 GMT -5
its just wsp so ull be fine, and carnage is not bad
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Post by WilsonK on Sept 15, 2017 5:01:51 GMT -5
Chill out dude...! It's not the pilot that chooses the mech, but it's the mech that chooses it's pilot! Carnage... She obviously has a taste in you and I'm pretty sure you'll learn to tap and bang her so hard real soon that you'll never regret having her in your hangar!!  |
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Post by TravLar on Sept 15, 2017 5:24:31 GMT -5
WilsonK loves his Hot Bangar! Personally I find she tends to leave a fight in a huff and a puff. The girl can slap though!
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Post by Amleth on Sept 15, 2017 6:58:42 GMT -5
Carnage is awesome, you did yourself a favour.
Now put thunders on it and go wreck face...
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Post by wildboar on Sept 15, 2017 7:01:42 GMT -5
or go accidentally buy 2 Zeus to put on it?
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Post by K A Z on Sept 15, 2017 8:18:57 GMT -5
scrolling through the bots, phone decides its gonna be a ?firetruck?ing spaz and lags like a ?female dog? so ofcourse the ?special? i am i started swiping, clicking smashing buttons. 2mins later i log on find ive bought a ?firetruck?ing worthless carnage and now im out of ?poo-poo? wsp for the next month or so. ?firetruck?sakerant over Unless it's your 3rd Carny, I would say: call it your lucky day! You just got yourself ( probably) the best WSP bot. There is a bit of learning curve to it, but you can find a lot of good info here on forums, with recent works of no other then good old Mr. frunobulax to give you a good start: war-robots-forum.freeforums.net/thread/14032/analysis-carnage |
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Post by kukurukukuk on Sept 15, 2017 10:54:51 GMT -5
Chill out dude...! It's not the pilot that chooses the mech, but it's the mech that chooses it's pilot! Carnage... She obviously has a taste in you and I'm pretty sure you'll learn to tap and bang her so hard real soon that you'll never regret having her in your hangar!! Do we refer to bots as she?? Like boats? Seems reasonable BUT... Miss Lancelot. Weird to say the least. |
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Post by SATmaster728 on Sept 15, 2017 12:34:41 GMT -5
scrolling through the bots, phone decides its gonna be a ?firetruck?ing spaz and lags like a ?female dog? so ofcourse the ?special? i am i started swiping, clicking smashing buttons. 2mins later i log on find ive bought a ?firetruck?ing worthless carnage and now im out of ?poo-poo? wsp for the next month or so. ?firetruck?sakerant over carnage is pretty, good, as close smasher and midrange |
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Post by Anon O. Mous on Sept 15, 2017 12:40:58 GMT -5
Same thing happened to me with a Zeus last month. I was waiting for one upgrade to finish so that I could start the next upgrade. A countdown alarm went off on my phone. While I was trying to cancel the alarm, I accidentally pressed the instant upgrade. That little snafu cost me almost 2,400 Au. I was not a happy camper.
I've since rebuilt the accidentally spent Au through "Blue Light" specials. Wound up costing me less than $5.00 US, so I wasn't hurt nearly as much as I thought I was.
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Post by _psychø on Sept 15, 2017 23:02:04 GMT -5
Chill out dude...! It's not the pilot that chooses the mech, but it's the mech that chooses it's pilot! Carnage... She obviously has a taste in you and I'm pretty sure you'll learn to tap and bang her so hard real soon that you'll never regret having her in your hangar!! That's the best thing I've read since the past 24 hours! |
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Post by WilsonK on Sept 17, 2017 21:19:11 GMT -5
Chill out dude...! It's not the pilot that chooses the mech, but it's the mech that chooses it's pilot! Carnage... She obviously has a taste in you and I'm pretty sure you'll learn to tap and bang her so hard real soon that you'll never regret having her in your hangar!! That's the best thing I've read since the past 24 hours! Hahahahahaha!!! Tap and bang her hard enough, she'll moan so well that enemies will come crashing down! (thunders firing away) |
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Post by WilsonK on Sept 17, 2017 21:21:01 GMT -5
Chill out dude...! It's not the pilot that chooses the mech, but it's the mech that chooses it's pilot! Carnage... She obviously has a taste in you and I'm pretty sure you'll learn to tap and bang her so hard real soon that you'll never regret having her in your hangar!! Do we refer to bots as she?? Like boats? Seems reasonable BUT... Miss Lancelot. Weird to say the least. LOLOLOL MISS LANCELOT?! More like Sir Lancelot III |
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Post by Anon O. Mous on Sept 17, 2017 21:27:58 GMT -5
Chill out dude...! It's not the pilot that chooses the mech, but it's the mech that chooses it's pilot! Carnage... She obviously has a taste in you and I'm pretty sure you'll learn to tap and bang her so hard real soon that you'll never regret having her in your hangar!! Do we refer to bots as she?? Like boats? Seems reasonable BUT... Miss Lancelot. Weird to say the least. Now. Now. We need to remain gender neutral. Let the poor thing choose its own gender when it's ready. |
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Post by _psychø on Sept 17, 2017 22:09:24 GMT -5
That's the best thing I've read since the past 24 hours! Hahahahahaha!!! Tap and bang her hard enough, she'll moan so well that enemies will come crashing down! (thunders firing away) DAMN IT MAN!!!! |
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Post by SATmaster728 on Sept 19, 2017 6:38:14 GMT -5
Do we refer to bots as she?? Like boats? Seems reasonable BUT... Miss Lancelot. Weird to say the least. Now. Now. We need to remain gender neutral. Let the poor thing choose its own gender when it's ready. When it reaches the time of age it will be ready(level 6) |
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