Don't be a Hydradouche

Hahahaha Hydradouchebags!! Encountered a lot of them, and helluva annoying! Always that amazing level of satisfaction when you pop up in his face and go "Tally ho mother「fluffernutter」er"

My issue isn't the use of the build. It's the fact they contribute nothing to the win, and often contribute to the loss. They spend their time hiding while the rest of the blue team gets shredded over beacons, while hydradouche stays as far away from a win as possible. I get irrationally angry when a player drops a hydra griff or spider as first bot and retreats to a far corner to do his thing. That is a 5 vs. 6 situation immediately. Often a blue team will lose and that d-bag is still in the corner of the map with no damage done in the same damn bot. I am speaking to the context of beacon rush. Why drop one of these when you opted for a mode that is focused heavily on beacons? I wish we had friendly fire for that.

Agreed. Why I get hammered by hydras solo. I drop an ancilot right after and go and hunt them down regardless of beacon control. My guys know if were in squad the closest guy to the offending red better take him out otherwise boss man is gonna go across the map to get him..:-)

Because of some of the comments, I want to make sure it's clear: I'm not ranting about people who use Hydras, just the ones who use level 12 Hydras in Diamond league and below.

they do decent damage, though. hammering a bot dowm can help teamates target it, or take down low health targets.

No need to waste your time on those builds. Seems like you're already there.

Funny, just yesterday I was thinking how your posts remind me of a little child who resents that nobody likes him. You were that kid, right? The one who 「dookie」 on everything the other kids did, just because you wanted them to be as miserable as you?

And now here you are, chronologically an adult, but still stuck being that same sad, spiteful little boy. You still think that stomping on everybody else's toys will somehow make you less of the miserable little 「dookie」 that you are. That acting out like you did as a toddler will bring you the attention that you crave - because even negative attention is better than none.

But nothing helps, does it? Because you can never escape the one thing that makes you the most miserable. You.

So instead, you lay the blame everywhere else you possibly can, anywhere that isn't you and your bitter, ugly self. Women, probably. Or minorities. Or foreigners. Or anyone who isn't of your particular ethnic, political, educational, or religious persuasion.

You tell your buddies the cause of all your troubles is that boss who gives you a hard time, the new people taking over your neighborhood, the screwed up economy, that damn President - doesn't really matter which president. Any target will do, just as long as you can direct your own self-loathing at them, instead of where it belongs.

Meanwhile, just for a bit of relief from the misery of living in your own head, you come to places like this forum and make a point of being a 「wee-wee」. You probably thinks it makes you unique among all the phonies and snowflakes, a stand-up guy who mans the 「fluffernutter」 up, tells it like it is, and takes no crap from anybody.

But the reality? There are millions of bitter 「multiple bum-bums」 just like you all around the world. You all feel locked out, left behind by the societies that birthed you. So you pretend to despise them, while secretly desperate to be let back in.

To protect yourselves from the knowledge that you are weak and fundamentally broken, you all proclaim yourselves as the tough guys, the survivors, the real men among your people. You ridicule everyone else as complainers and weepers, less able to cope with the world than you.

Of course, the truth is something else...because every single thing you do - every thought you have, every decision you make - is driven by fear.

You are terrified of change, of attack, of things different from you, of not getting what you think you deserve, and worse, of other people getting things you don't think they deserve.

Now, I know I'm being harsh, but guys like you proliferate on the internet, and I've just grown weary of you. Frankly, I wish all of you would just crawl back into your dank holes and mutter your bull「dookie」 to yourselves like the 「fluffernutter」ing Gollums you are.

But that's not going to happen, so once in a while, I just have to unload on one of you. Congratulations, today was your turn.

Of course, you're gonna leave a reply that says you didn't even read all this, along with some lame 「dookie」 about how I must have been triggered, and basically what amounts to a 'umadbro?'

Save yourself the trouble. I know that will be a lie. You'll read every word because it's attention and, again, even negative attention beats none. Matter of fact, save yourself the trouble of any response at all because I won't respond. I said my piece, and I'm done with you.

You literally aren't worth another thought.

Poeple will always try to screw a game. this is a very good point. work against stuff, use cover or an energy shield