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Post by SoCalGrndR on Aug 13, 2017 17:21:19 GMT -5
So I am waiting for the tree to drop the 3rd light!! Just waiting to power up the shield - Another Rhino pdb 1/2 length behind me at the line!!! Just waiting for the countdown!!!! 5..... 4.... 3... 2.. 1. Wham....Drop the hammer...Shield up and back end is a little loose looking for some bite on the cold steel platform that is Yamatau!!! Damn.. pdb got a hole shot on me....he's pulling on me as we are approach the edge of platform..... and AIR-AIR....we land side-by-side as we approach the up-ramp to climb toward center beacon...... AND HE WALKS ME GOING UP THE RAMP......WTH..  ? It was a great race!!! Adrenaline Packed and Fun..but come-on... how is that possible??? I play on a Galaxy S 5.... is my processor that slow that a another bot of same speed will run faster than mine.... I know when the screen is busy with many bots, Orkans firing, jumping etc.... I am in serious lag but this was just 2 bots side-by-side?? I know I didnt miss a gear or a shift, so any thoughts..... SoCal |
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Post by amidf on Aug 13, 2017 18:23:13 GMT -5
So I am waiting for the tree to drop the 3rd light!! Just waiting to power up the shield - Another Rhino pdb 1/2 length behind me at the line!!! Just waiting for the countdown!!!! 5..... 4.... 3... 2.. 1. Wham....Drop the hammer...Shield up and back end is a little loose looking for some bite on the cold steel platform that is Yamatau!!! Damn.. pdb got a hole shot on me....he's pulling on me as we are approach the edge of platform..... and AIR-AIR....we land side-by-side as we approach the up-ramp to climb toward center beacon...... AND HE WALKS ME GOING UP THE RAMP......WTH.. ? It was a great race!!! Adrenaline Packed and Fun..but come-on... how is that possible??? I play on a Galaxy S 5.... is my processor that slow that a another bot of same speed will run faster than mine.... I know when the screen is busy with many bots, Orkans firing, jumping etc.... I am in serious lag but this was just 2 bots side-by-side?? I know I didnt miss a gear or a shift, so any thoughts..... SoCal Try sliding your thumb a full inch over the top of the left control stick. It doesn't make you go faster, but it will feel like you are trying harder. -Amid |
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Post by moody on Aug 13, 2017 18:43:22 GMT -5
So I am waiting for the tree to drop the 3rd light!! Just waiting to power up the shield - Another Rhino pdb 1/2 length behind me at the line!!! Just waiting for the countdown!!!! 5..... 4.... 3... 2.. 1. Wham....Drop the hammer...Shield up and back end is a little loose looking for some bite on the cold steel platform that is Yamatau!!! Damn.. pdb got a hole shot on me....he's pulling on me as we are approach the edge of platform..... and AIR-AIR....we land side-by-side as we approach the up-ramp to climb toward center beacon...... AND HE WALKS ME GOING UP THE RAMP......WTH.. ? It was a great race!!! Adrenaline Packed and Fun..but come-on... how is that possible??? I play on a Galaxy S 5.... is my processor that slow that a another bot of same speed will run faster than mine.... I know when the screen is busy with many bots, Orkans firing, jumping etc.... I am in serious lag but this was just 2 bots side-by-side?? I know I didnt miss a gear or a shift, so any thoughts..... SoCal There is another speed boost at level 13 |
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Post by WE034 on Aug 13, 2017 21:29:22 GMT -5
Take the hood off and pin stripe it, because Roadkill... ![]()  |
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Post by drake1588 on Aug 13, 2017 21:50:35 GMT -5
 Pulling the seats out and replacing them with milk crates, and adding 500lbs of decals will also make it faster! |
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Post by moody on Aug 13, 2017 21:58:34 GMT -5
Pulling the seats out and replacing them with milk crates, and adding 500lbs of decals will also make it faster! You also know that the older citadel paints are better? |
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Post by WilsonK on Aug 13, 2017 22:26:37 GMT -5
So I am waiting for the tree to drop the 3rd light!! Just waiting to power up the shield - Another Rhino pdb 1/2 length behind me at the line!!! Just waiting for the countdown!!!! 5..... 4.... 3... 2.. 1. Wham....Drop the hammer...Shield up and back end is a little loose looking for some bite on the cold steel platform that is Yamatau!!! Damn.. pdb got a hole shot on me....he's pulling on me as we are approach the edge of platform..... and AIR-AIR....we land side-by-side as we approach the up-ramp to climb toward center beacon...... AND HE WALKS ME GOING UP THE RAMP......WTH.. ? It was a great race!!! Adrenaline Packed and Fun..but come-on... how is that possible??? I play on a Galaxy S 5.... is my processor that slow that a another bot of same speed will run faster than mine.... I know when the screen is busy with many bots, Orkans firing, jumping etc.... I am in serious lag but this was just 2 bots side-by-side?? I know I didnt miss a gear or a shift, so any thoughts..... SoCal Try sliding your thumb a full inch over the top of the left control stick. It doesn't make you go faster, but it will feel like you are trying harder. -Amid HAH HAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Whenever I wanna drag that heavy 「bum-bum」 Tarancilot even when in rush mode, I DO THAT FULL INCH 「dookie」!!  |
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Post by SoCalGrndR on Aug 13, 2017 22:41:11 GMT -5
Thanks for the feedback guys!!
Not much experience as a action comedic writer but I thought the experience was funny, wanted to share, tried to liven up the story some!
SoCal
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Post by Poopface on Aug 14, 2017 9:58:48 GMT -5
Take the hood off and pin stripe it, because Roadkill... Yeah, but he didn't end up "Cannonballing" his way up to the beacon like those guys. Btw, awesome reference. I love that show. Here's one of my favorites.  |
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Post by 7iquid on Aug 14, 2017 10:00:54 GMT -5
Strong headwind?
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Post by Poopface on Aug 14, 2017 10:07:34 GMT -5
Or maybe it's like doing a race when we were kids and some prankster grabbed a hold of the elastic in his drawers to hold him back. |
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Post by 7iquid on Aug 14, 2017 10:32:50 GMT -5
Or maybe it's like doing a race when we were kids and some prankster grabbed a hold of the elastic in his drawers to hold him back. Clearly "Roadrunner War Robots" - the new iOS version. You know: Rhino is slow and made of metal and a snickering Gepard is holding a giant magnet to slow him up..? Lancelot falls of a cliff and holds up a sign saying "I can't fly" before making a small puff of dust on the canyon floor below... And probably a Gareth paints the picture of a tunnel on a cliff and the Cossack (Jumpius Maximus) runs straight through: only for the Gareth to try and smack into a solid wall! Roadrunner War Robots coming soon from ACME! That's all folks.... |
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Post by wildboar on Aug 14, 2017 10:37:31 GMT -5
[sensible] you didn't say what level either of the bots were ? [/sensible] maybe you just pilot a rhino like a ?kitty? and a real pilot owned you  |
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Post by WE034 on Aug 14, 2017 12:39:08 GMT -5
Take the hood off and pin stripe it, because Roadkill... Yeah, but he didn't end up "Cannonballing" his way up to the beacon like those guys. Btw, awesome reference. I love that show. Here's one of my favorites. Love the Rotsun! It never fails to fail! |
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Post by hon_shu on Aug 14, 2017 14:15:43 GMT -5
It's really funny. War Robots started as a racing game .. back to the roots I'd say.
Tell me where and when, my Rog will smoke your Rhino before we make the first turn.
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Post by Poopface on Aug 14, 2017 14:23:28 GMT -5
So I am waiting for the tree to drop the 3rd light!! Just waiting to power up the shield - Another Rhino pdb 1/2 length behind me at the line!!! Just waiting for the countdown!!!! 5..... 4.... 3... 2.. 1. Wham....Drop the hammer...Shield up and back end is a little loose looking for some bite on the cold steel platform that is Yamatau!!! Time to make a youtube video of Rhino racing. I have a great music backer for you. |
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Post by WE034 on Aug 14, 2017 19:43:50 GMT -5
Bit off topic but... theres a guy here in North 「poopie」laki with this over the top Camaro  468 BB Chevy plant, 1471 Littlefield blower, twin turbos, FI, and 200 shot of NOS. there's a vid on youtube of it actually running; it all is tied together. He's never dynoed it, given the money and potential, i don't blame him. Beautiful trailer queen though. More info: my.carid.com/featured/stories/bradley-gray-s-1969-camaro-built-be-different |
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Post by Poopface on Aug 14, 2017 20:44:02 GMT -5
Meh. Underpowered.
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