PeashooterInBlack
Destrier
Just gatlin' around
Posts: 104
Karma: 41
Pilot name: 0pTiCd3Rp
Platform: Both
Clan: Not Yet...
Server Region: Europe
Favorite robot: Rhino, Boa and Galahad
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Post by PeashooterInBlack on Dec 31, 2016 17:07:33 GMT -5
Show here what is your worst team ever. That from me is just beginning a map on Yamatau, looking around and see what we have. Just one problem, I just have a team with three lunchboxes filled with popcorn an potatoes and a panic death button fuijin with a punisher, hydra and tulumbas. lost it ...
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Post by sochilli (Saltesers) on Dec 31, 2016 17:18:21 GMT -5
Baddest as in worst or most 「deteriorated bum-bum」?
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PeashooterInBlack
Destrier
Just gatlin' around
Posts: 104
Karma: 41
Pilot name: 0pTiCd3Rp
Platform: Both
Clan: Not Yet...
Server Region: Europe
Favorite robot: Rhino, Boa and Galahad
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Post by PeashooterInBlack on Dec 31, 2016 17:21:07 GMT -5
Baddest as in worst or most 「deteriorated bum-bum」? Worst, sorry for my poor english =(
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pyguyofdoom
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yo dawg heard u like py
Posts: 68
Karma: 32
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Post by pyguyofdoom on Dec 31, 2016 17:54:23 GMT -5
worst i ever had: 2 destriders with molots, 1 AFK boa trident punisher, 1 patton with no weapons, and a plasma griffin that ran away the whole game
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PeashooterInBlack
Destrier
Just gatlin' around
Posts: 104
Karma: 41
Pilot name: 0pTiCd3Rp
Platform: Both
Clan: Not Yet...
Server Region: Europe
Favorite robot: Rhino, Boa and Galahad
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Post by PeashooterInBlack on Dec 31, 2016 18:05:08 GMT -5
BTW guys in the +1 zone in Europe happy new year
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2016 18:21:59 GMT -5
Damn, I thought I had a winning (well, loosing) team until I saw yours. You have my sympathy, that's truly awful. You got the campers, I got the snipers, did a LOT of running that battle.
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mojo81
Destrier
FORGET THE BEACONS! JUST KILL THEM ALL!
Posts: 34
Karma: 9
Pilot name: Mojo-81
Platform: iOS
Clan: PURITY
Server Region: North America
Favorite robot: GRIFFIN
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Post by mojo81 on Dec 31, 2016 18:40:11 GMT -5
Yep, had the same happen on that map, match was over with seven plus minutes left. Sorry no pic.
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mojo81
Destrier
FORGET THE BEACONS! JUST KILL THEM ALL!
Posts: 34
Karma: 9
Pilot name: Mojo-81
Platform: iOS
Clan: PURITY
Server Region: North America
Favorite robot: GRIFFIN
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Post by mojo81 on Jan 2, 2017 13:03:43 GMT -5
Here's an nice picnic squad
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Post by moody on Jan 2, 2017 16:57:55 GMT -5
I have had a game start in shenzen with sniper and camper Natashas everywhere. yet by half way they were all in knifers and won. Surprised the heck out of me.
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mpower
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Post by mpower on Jan 2, 2017 23:58:42 GMT -5
At least you guys have a whole bunch of Snipers on your side who had weapons that had the ability to reach out and touch the enemy.
I once had team mates with Pinata, Mags, Punishers, camping at Spawn point on Yamantau firing towards middle beacon. My team mates probably thought they are winning since Mags and Pinata do somewhat appear to detonate beyond their max range.
I ran out all 5 slots soloing the middle beacon. Lucky for me it was a quick game because no one on my team was interested in capping beacons right next to them.
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Post by CΛΜΡΞΓ™ on Jan 5, 2017 23:10:18 GMT -5
Id say thats definitely the worst team ive had... no team at all
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2017 15:41:13 GMT -5
FOUR QUITTERS!
That must be a record.
4 of them, four, I can't believe that, one two three four of the useless f...ers.
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L I N O L E U M
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All Your Beacons Are Belong To Us
Posts: 33
Karma: 7
Pilot name: Linoleum
Platform: Android
Clan: Metal Rain ... for now anyways
League: Silver
Favorite robot: Stalker or Cossack
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Post by L I N O L E U M on Jan 7, 2017 16:12:22 GMT -5
This is my favorite screen shot I took in game. Not MY worst team, but A worst team. *PICTURE WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS*
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Post by RightOn on Jan 10, 2017 19:34:19 GMT -5
A really bad game always begins with Blue Pilots ###### and Red Squad #1@$$
jokes aside... I've seen many many games I thought we were going to win or lose go the opposite direction. But generally speaking, if Blue FORGOT a home beacon, this ship is going to sink!
How are we playing top tier games people and we FORGET a home beacon? Inexplicable, will not be tolerated, and I refuse to quit >.>
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Post by SATmaster728 on Jan 11, 2017 10:25:23 GMT -5
When you only have 4 people and the enemy team has 6
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2017 15:38:18 GMT -5
FOUR QUITTERS! That must be a record. 4 of them, four, I can't believe that, one two three four of the useless f...ers. Me and my big mouth.....
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Post by zman on Jan 11, 2017 15:49:11 GMT -5
When you are running for center beacon on Yamatau and look back to see five blue checks not advancing... liklihood of winning rapidly approaches 0...
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PeashooterInBlack
Destrier
Just gatlin' around
Posts: 104
Karma: 41
Pilot name: 0pTiCd3Rp
Platform: Both
Clan: Not Yet...
Server Region: Europe
Favorite robot: Rhino, Boa and Galahad
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Post by PeashooterInBlack on Jan 12, 2017 14:07:38 GMT -5
A team with only long range frankenbots (sorry no picture)
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Post by Dredd77 on Jan 12, 2017 14:12:15 GMT -5
NerFB Crying right now, that's hilarious. "Cheeky Monkey" indeed!
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Post by wannabetoughguy on Jan 12, 2017 14:13:27 GMT -5
4 snipers... 3 or 4 vs 6 is one thing to notice minutes in, but nothing worse than seeing 4 snipers at spawn area when you are down to your last two bots.
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Post by Cdr. Crimmins on Jan 12, 2017 23:15:53 GMT -5
I knew we were in trouble when our marshmallow launchers were both more inefficient as well as sturdier and able to keep their crews 'in the fight' longer. Hey, I never noticed that picture of a war robot on the bus stop down in the lower right corner just next to the magnum fire button! Nice! Looks like a Leo too... oh the irony...
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Post by Ѕπλκε✵Σψεs on Jan 13, 2017 3:13:48 GMT -5
3 minutes into the game, 4 beacons claimed by me, I turn around and I see... Everyone still at the spawn point... (face palm)
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Post by frunobulax on Jan 13, 2017 8:42:01 GMT -5
I couldn't decide between teams with 4-Nori Pattons and Nori/Zenit Natashas, the team where I draw 3 reds into the open close to home and find that not a single teammate fires on them, and the teams that won't cap or defend a single beacon. Happened to all of us.
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Post by zeus on Jan 13, 2017 9:17:10 GMT -5
I just played a 3 v 6 game and we almost won, was winning on beacons but was meched out with 2 minutes left. 2 quit early and 1 dced or afked before half time.
If I was in that situation as Op, I would just quit. I quit when I see two hydras on team too, those are not any better than zenits.
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Post by sonofsam on Jan 13, 2017 9:52:08 GMT -5
3 minutes into the game, 4 beacons claimed by me, I turn around and I see... Everyone still at the spawn point... (face palm) To be fair one of those guys could have just died. I just ran the Desert valley mission with 4 count them FOUR sniper/mortar guys who never left base. I stayed around to watch them die repeatedly because 3 of them had a stable full of Tosh at least the other guy had a Griffin but judging by how quickly he went SPLAT I bet he gets another Tosh too.
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Post by Ѕπλκε✵Σψεs on Jan 13, 2017 10:29:12 GMT -5
3 minutes into the game, 4 beacons claimed by me, I turn around and I see... Everyone still at the spawn point... (face palm) To be fair one of those guys could have just died. I just ran the Desert valley mission with 4 count them FOUR sniper/mortar guys who never left base. I stayed around to watch them die repeatedly because 3 of them had a stable full of Tosh at least the other guy had a Griffin but judging by how quickly he went SPLAT I bet he gets another Tosh too. If only that were the case, but no... all of these just sat at the spawn and waited for the enemy to come to them until the red bar ticked away. Funny thing is the red team just kept going at them and none even bothered to come after me beyond some half-hearted distance shots, so I sat in SF central beacon and happily fired my rockets at them until the end of the match.
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Post by frunobulax on Jan 13, 2017 17:34:42 GMT -5
This team here, we played 2 vs whatever, because most guys on the opposing team were just as bad. We actually won, because I had a comrade - I held the middle with a Fujin for almost 5 minutes, which gave us 3 beacons for 5 minutes plus epsilon Attachment DeletedAttachment DeletedAttachment Deleted
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Post by sonofsam on Jan 14, 2017 11:57:53 GMT -5
I think this one goes to the red team on my last match. Springfield it started us in the farm and them in the right hand cover (the beacon has top cover both sides of it).
I had a Griffin jumped to the home beacon marched directly to the beacon in the left hand cover zone then in a straight line to their home beacon. Then I fired my first shot to kill the poor guy who DC'd (cheep but was enough to put me 2k ahead on damage at the end) before people started dieing and I could actually fight.
If you let someone walk up to your home beacon untouched ...You are the worst team ever.
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Asturias
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Posts: 65
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Pilot name: ᴀsτυяιαs ẕωєι ⚙
Platform: iOS
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Post by Asturias on Jan 14, 2017 12:19:34 GMT -5
Absolutely speaking, I don't think teammates get more useless than when they don't load in at all. They're not even around to distract opponents, absorb fire or accidentally stumble into beacons. This was from my Bronze days, so this is possibly the worst team I've ever had. Was alright though, because I was in Thunder Schutzes and opponents had no Gepard clubbers. Relatively speaking, I had Silver matches during Halloween where two teammates would load in and then idle and eject after a while to afk farm 2 Snowflakes. Those were a lot more stressful because some opponents were decently equipped and had more game sense.
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PeashooterInBlack
Destrier
Just gatlin' around
Posts: 104
Karma: 41
Pilot name: 0pTiCd3Rp
Platform: Both
Clan: Not Yet...
Server Region: Europe
Favorite robot: Rhino, Boa and Galahad
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Post by PeashooterInBlack on Jan 23, 2017 13:01:34 GMT -5
Absolutely speaking, I don't think teammates get more useless than when they don't load in at all. They're not even around to distract opponents, absorb fire or accidentally stumble into beacons. This was from my Bronze days, so this is possibly the worst team I've ever had. Was alright though, because I was in Thunder Schutzes and opponents had no Gepard clubbers. Relatively speaking, I had Silver matches during Halloween where two teammates would load in and then idle and eject after a while to afk farm 2 Snowflakes. Those were a lot more stressful because some opponents were decently equipped and had more game sense. Really bad team and enemies, not?
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