Post by tonyfla on Jul 12, 2017 13:42:30 GMT -5
Mods, I think we could use a sticky where people can post short random thoughts about the game that aren't really worth their own thread. Funny stuff, observations, quibbles, wishes, etc.
For example:
Stalkers are so cute, sometimes I feel bad shooting them. Until they hit me in the face with Aphids.
or,
I love how it takes about two seconds after meching out the reds for the blues to turn on each other and start shooting.
or
$45 for a firetrucking Taran? Pixonic must be out of their damn minds.
The thread would not be for complex topics or long rants or back and forth arguments about stupid 「dookie」 that no one cares about, not even the two idiots arguing.
Examples of things that would not fit in this thread:
I think Pixonic should have increased the size of the Tempest/Molot magazine instead of buffing the damage. As it is right now, it still just feels weak because you run out of ammo so quick and have to stand around with your thumb in your butt for 10 seconds while it reloads. What do you guys think?
or,
Hey, you said the Gekko sucks and I think it's the best thing since Tang and microwave ovens. You just said that because you're a low-skill player and you have a tiny epeen that makes women go mad with laughter. Oh yeah, well cash me ousside...how bow dah?
or,
Pixonic needs data on the squiggles of the zig-zag so they can determine the maximum cafibolator of the aurora coffee grinds. They may use this data that you provide, or may just ignore it entirely and decide what to do based on the shape of that one Cheesy Puff that slightly resembles Boris Yeltsin after a stroke. But please, click through to the survey BECAUSE THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!
Not to say the above examples don't deserve a place on the forum, which they do (except for No. 2 because, really, does anyone need to read that 「dookie」?) but just not in the BRIEF Random Thoughts thread. They would need their own thread.
In fact, this post (hopefully) starting the BRIEF Random Thoughts thread does not belong in this thread because it is neither brief nor random, but is a lengthy and serious request for a new sticky. It, in and of itself, is a topic and not just a passing thought. But, hey, it has to go somewhere.
tl;dr Mods, how about we get this post all sticky? And eeewww, you pervs. Get your minds out of the gutter. My eyes are up HERE.
For example:
Stalkers are so cute, sometimes I feel bad shooting them. Until they hit me in the face with Aphids.
or,
I love how it takes about two seconds after meching out the reds for the blues to turn on each other and start shooting.
or
$45 for a firetrucking Taran? Pixonic must be out of their damn minds.
The thread would not be for complex topics or long rants or back and forth arguments about stupid 「dookie」 that no one cares about, not even the two idiots arguing.
Examples of things that would not fit in this thread:
I think Pixonic should have increased the size of the Tempest/Molot magazine instead of buffing the damage. As it is right now, it still just feels weak because you run out of ammo so quick and have to stand around with your thumb in your butt for 10 seconds while it reloads. What do you guys think?
or,
Hey, you said the Gekko sucks and I think it's the best thing since Tang and microwave ovens. You just said that because you're a low-skill player and you have a tiny epeen that makes women go mad with laughter. Oh yeah, well cash me ousside...how bow dah?
or,
Pixonic needs data on the squiggles of the zig-zag so they can determine the maximum cafibolator of the aurora coffee grinds. They may use this data that you provide, or may just ignore it entirely and decide what to do based on the shape of that one Cheesy Puff that slightly resembles Boris Yeltsin after a stroke. But please, click through to the survey BECAUSE THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!
Not to say the above examples don't deserve a place on the forum, which they do (except for No. 2 because, really, does anyone need to read that 「dookie」?) but just not in the BRIEF Random Thoughts thread. They would need their own thread.
In fact, this post (hopefully) starting the BRIEF Random Thoughts thread does not belong in this thread because it is neither brief nor random, but is a lengthy and serious request for a new sticky. It, in and of itself, is a topic and not just a passing thought. But, hey, it has to go somewhere.
tl;dr Mods, how about we get this post all sticky? And eeewww, you pervs. Get your minds out of the gutter. My eyes are up HERE.
