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Post by munkeeee on Jul 6, 2023 15:38:03 GMT -5
Match was whales vs randos. They had us, like on a platinum crusted silver platter. 3/4 of a the beacon bar 3 min in. We rallied and stomped them, botted out. All champ reds vs half champs, half different masters. This gem of a wallet warrior got spidered. Punkass ultimate spectre thought it was tough, but I didnt quit on them. Took me a bot and a half, but I got that kill. Came at me with revenge in the reaper crisis, but I got his butt too. Sure did shell out a few months rent for this hangar. But we got the W. Sorry not sorry.  yes, YES I did look exactly like this after we won, cursing at my iPad like it just 「dookie」 on the rug.  |
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Post by BB on Jul 6, 2023 15:46:11 GMT -5
Spidered his 「bum-bum」 too ð
That feeling
That reward
This game!
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Post by munkeeee on Jul 6, 2023 15:54:10 GMT -5
Spidered his 「bum-bum」 too ð That feeling That reward This game! It’s the little things that we pee-ons are left with to enjoy, but enjoy them to the fullest we shall. |
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Post by 079 on Jul 6, 2023 17:53:13 GMT -5
Gotta love the blatant labeling of the ultimate equipment. The desaturated gold font and all caps just scream "look at me, I am so cool!" when in reality it just shows that he/she has no life other than chasing the keys Pixonic jungles in front of him/her.
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Post by shadethefluffmech on Jul 6, 2023 19:39:13 GMT -5
THIS
THIS IS THE 「dookie」 I MEAN
「deteriorated bum-bum」 munkee
Glad you're still kicking 「bum-bum」 and being out of gum
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Post by gus169 on Jul 7, 2023 8:41:24 GMT -5
chuckles. my people  |
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Post by BB on Jul 7, 2023 10:16:23 GMT -5
Spidered his 「bum-bum」 too ð That feeling That reward This game! It’s the little things that we pee-ons are left with to enjoy, but enjoy them to the fullest we shall. Hey, they can pee on me all they want as long as I can keep using tier 1 bots to take the occasional massive circus dump on their heads and get it on video. I figure my fully jacked tier 1 bots with tier 4 everything else ranks further down the peon scale than your spider collection  |
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Post by Poopface on Jul 7, 2023 10:22:36 GMT -5
Match was whales vs randos. They had us, like on a platinum crusted silver platter. 3/4 of a the beacon bar 3 min in. We rallied and stomped them, botted out. All champ reds vs half champs, half different masters. This gem of a wallet warrior got spidered. Punkass ultimate spectre thought it was tough, but I didnt quit on them. Took me a bot and a half, but I got that kill. Came at me with revenge in the reaper crisis, but I got his butt too. I have a similar anecdote from Shenzen a moment ago. 1st drop is shotgun Strider. Under-leveled pilot, guns, and mech, but I don't care (don't feel like running my freeze-rocket Strider at the moment). Picked up A, went to B (Nether capped before I could get there), surveyed the landscape and decided to do an end-around on the cluster at E. Got into the weeds and saw+heard a Reaper Crisis being aggressive and not staying stealthed. Waited for my moment, DashDashDashDash to charge up Jack, then took him down to his Last Stand before getting hosed by a different Red. I did my part. Dropped my Ravana. Worked my way around to D, capped that, then harrassed a Flaming Trashcan Behemoth and enticed a Luchador to bound over w/ his bubble wands spewing. Corner shot him w/ my Scorchers as he tried coming around building corners to shoot me. He got distracted once at D so I turned my attention back to the Behemoth who decided to come get me. More corner shooting and the Behemoth brought a Scorpion to back him up. They can't finish me off because of my Transcendence and Phase Shift. Eventually, I got killed by an accumulation of slight damage plus another titan. I dropped Minos and got 2 Reds before the match ended. My total winning score was sad -- 1.4M, 2 kills, 3 beacons, #6 Blue -- but I had fun, annoyed the piss out of Red, and freed up Blue to do their thing. Good enough for me.  |
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Post by Taboga73 on Jul 8, 2023 5:26:50 GMT -5
Those are the best matches for sure!
You can feel the smugness and arrogance the wallet wavers have when they target your bot(s). Each shot reeking of bank vault stagnant air that intensifies the beast within.
And if you are lucky, a win so tasty and satisfying that you wash it down with what ever favorite beverage you can reach.
You point at the player’s name on the stats screen and curse at their deserved loss.
Or so I’ve heard…
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