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Post by Poopface on Sept 16, 2022 9:34:02 GMT -5
Come and listen to my story about a man named Poop A poor healer, wanted to come and get the scoop, And then one match he was healin' up his chores, And end of the match he checked out his score.
High score that is, outta the park, mounted on the wall.
Well the first thing you know ol Poop is dancin' and a cheerin', Office roomie said, "Shut the 「fluffernutter」 up. There's a meeting I'm chairing" Said, "These OSAM folks are clueless, their org is full of posers" So Poop got back to the game and looked a little closer.
Silver, that is. An ad, too! Cash money, yo.
Well now Poop's in a mood, grinning ear to ear. Thinking, "my damage score's up, I got nothing, yet, to fear." Close out the match and looks at the new screen. Sees high damage hopes all blown to smithereens.
Poser, that is. Still a sucker, Situation: Normal.
Que up for the next match now, y'hear?
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Post by Oliver Kloesov on Sept 16, 2022 9:45:19 GMT -5
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Post by Poopface on Sept 16, 2022 9:57:19 GMT -5
Been a while since I've had that high a high only to get that low a low. My total score was ~2.4M higher than I've ever had. Unfortunately, my high damage score (last screen) didn't move an iota.
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Post by Jeb on Sept 16, 2022 10:29:11 GMT -5
For what it's worth, I've noticed that my max damage dealt didn't increase after some new thresholds, but then it updated later. So maybe it'll come along.
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Post by ѻﻭɼﻉ on Sept 16, 2022 11:03:39 GMT -5
Been a while since I've had that high a high only to get that low a low. My total score was ~2.4M higher than I've ever had. Unfortunately, my high damage score (last screen) didn't move an iota. And it wont. The scorecard doesnt change after every match bro, the averages system assesses performance over a handful of matches, and when it resets is when the highest damage will appear, and not to sorta throw water on your fire, but the max damage calculation to my knowledge doesnt include the portion of your score that was from repairs. Anyways, what matters is you rocked it and you know it and you gots a screen shot of it, and we applaud you for it! |
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Post by Poopface on Sept 16, 2022 11:08:13 GMT -5
Been a while since I've had that high a high only to get that low a low. My total score was ~2.4M higher than I've ever had. Unfortunately, my high damage score (last screen) didn't move an iota. And it wont. The scorecard doesnt change after every match bro, the averages system assesses performance over a handful of matches, and when it resets is when the highest damage will appear, and not to sorta throw water on your fire, but the max damage calculation to my knowledge doesnt include the portion of your score that was from repairs. Anyways, what matters is you rocked it and you know it and you gots a screen shot of it, and we applaud you for it! Oh, I wasn't expecting the average to change (I boldfaced, color changed above for emphasis). Was hoping the high damage would. I know healing doesn't factor in, but considering how the match went I thought that the needle would have been adjusted even a little bit.
Sure, I'm proud of how it went -- a 2.4M total increase is huge -- but I've had that 3.36M damage high for a loooong time (haitus notwithstanding).
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Post by ᥣᵃᵛᵃʲᵃᵛᵃ on Sept 16, 2022 13:57:27 GMT -5
I mentally read this to Fresh Prince intro track!
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Post by Poopface on Sept 16, 2022 14:06:09 GMT -5
I mentally read this to Fresh Prince intro track! Huh. I hadn’t thought of that. I actually used Beverly Hillbillies as the template. |
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Post by Rollo Tomasi on Sept 16, 2022 15:30:57 GMT -5
Been a while since I've had that high a high only to get that low a low. My total score was ~2.4M higher than I've ever had. Unfortunately, my high damage score (last screen) didn't move an iota. There’s a whole lotta healing goin’ on. Great battle and epic ballad, absolutely EPIC!* And of course that great shout out to all us old timers that actually watched that show, lol. * And I should know, too. I took first in the War Robots Reddit Poetry contest, by a country mile. I figured it was too artsy when I submitted. It was a Falcon’s take on The Raven. |
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Post by gus169 on Sept 16, 2022 21:31:56 GMT -5
That was brilliant Poop! Just brilliant  |
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Post by darthfinny on Sept 16, 2022 21:43:14 GMT -5
Great Balad!!!!!!
Do green acres next!
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Post by Oliver Kloesov on Sept 17, 2022 0:23:15 GMT -5
... A three hour tour... ?  |
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Post by gus169 on Sept 17, 2022 2:54:41 GMT -5
* And I should know, too. I took first in the War Robots Reddit Poetry contest, by a country mile. I figured it was too artsy when I submitted. It was a Falcon’s take on The Raven. I, for one, would very very verrry much like you to post that here |
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Post by Poopface on Sept 17, 2022 5:33:59 GMT -5
Great Balad!!!!!! Do green acres next! You, know I was never much for that show. I could do some Hawaii 5-O, though. |
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Post by Rollo Tomasi on Sept 17, 2022 7:20:47 GMT -5
* And I should know, too. I took first in the War Robots Reddit Poetry contest, by a country mile. I figured it was too artsy when I submitted. It was a Falcon’s take on The Raven. I, for one, would very very verrry much like you to post that here I wouldn’t want to hijack a thread, but since Poopface gave your post the thumbs up, here you go. Oh, and it would be longer, but the War Robots Lore Poetry contest was 100 words or less. I used every one. Get yourself in a Edgar Alan Poe mood folks. Once upon a midnight dreary, While pondering bots, their lore and theory, One particularly quite challenging development came to mind. Yan-Di ordered, quite commanding, Impossible, strongly demanding. They needed power and mobility, seamlessly entwined. Rogatka’s jumping and Fury’s powerful arsenal combined? I became its mastermind! Unattainable, some chided, Ignoring them, I decided. Working tireless long hours, until the answer I did find. The secret was in transformation, Blending in some aviation. Extra defense when it’s walking, two weapons tucked safely behind For the daring and skilled Commanders, this bot was one of a kind Thus the Falcon was designed. |
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Post by gus169 on Sept 17, 2022 7:31:31 GMT -5
It's every bit as good as I'd hoped Rollo. My cheeks are sore from grinning. Thank you so much |
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Post by Rollo Tomasi on Sept 17, 2022 7:48:47 GMT -5
It's every bit as good as I'd hoped Rollo. My cheeks are sore from grinning. Thank you so much Thanks. Hey, maybe we’ll team up on a War Robots Graphic Novel one day. |
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Post by gus169 on Sept 17, 2022 8:03:41 GMT -5
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Post by Poopface on Oct 2, 2022 6:43:27 GMT -5
Great Balad!!!!!! Do green acres next! Beacon A is the place to be. Pissing off Reds makes me so happy!
Can't push Loki off the ledge its true. Shoot above and below, this beacon's a-stayin' Blue.
Back on roof, you can't push me off. Your mind's in jail, just like Madoff.
Meta power might be the trend, Kick me off the beacon? Better go get some friends! .....It's fun! .....No guns! .....Good times!
.....So fine! This node is mine. Get used to cryin'! Beacon A it is my home!  |
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Post by darthfinny on Oct 2, 2022 7:38:32 GMT -5
I’m dying laughing.
The song with the photos and imagining how reds feel.
Seriously, great work - you have amazing talent!
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Post by Poopface on Oct 2, 2022 7:49:30 GMT -5
I’m dying laughing. The song with the photos and imagining how reds feel. Seriously, great work - you have amazing talent! Thanks!
Annoying reds is just good wholesome fun for the whole family. I can't (and won't) keep up with the max meta. Gotta find your fun in other ways.
Annoyance is my business, ladies, and business is good!
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Post by BB on Oct 2, 2022 10:16:22 GMT -5
Lmao, how did I miss this? What the Ellie May happened?  |
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Post by gus169 on Oct 2, 2022 11:47:10 GMT -5
I don't know this song so well, but excellent work! once again |
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Post by darthfinny on Oct 3, 2022 13:03:08 GMT -5
Are you ever going to make a Peeperee?
Has a nice ring to it.
Could make a Peepereeee on homage to Munkeeee
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Post by Poopface on Oct 3, 2022 13:25:43 GMT -5
Are you ever going to make a Peeperee? Has a nice ring to it. Could make a Peepereeee on homage to Munkeeee It's kinda hard to make song jingles about the hijinks of another without the necessary pictures and/or video. That's what makes the story. The lyrics and song inspiration comes from that backbone.
Now, I've seen videos from BB so I could gin up something. I'd be inclined to use the "Theme from Shaft" as inspiration. Having seen a number of (all?) his videos, it'd have to have a great guitar, fantastic bass, and/or great drum line. Preferably all three. |
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Post by Poopface on Oct 3, 2022 13:33:18 GMT -5
Hm. I think I've figured out the next song inspiration I'll use if I can get some Loki shots. The 45+ yr old crowd should be familiar.
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Post by BB on Oct 3, 2022 15:47:25 GMT -5
Are you ever going to make a Peeperee? Has a nice ring to it. Could make a Peepereeee on homage to Munkeeee It's kinda hard to make song jingles about the hijinks of another without the necessary pictures and/or video. That's what makes the story. The lyrics and song inspiration comes from that backbone.
Now, I've seen videos from BB so I could gin up something. I'd be inclined to use the "Theme from Shaft" as inspiration. Having seen a number of (all?) his videos, it'd have to have a great guitar, fantastic bass, and/or great drum line. Preferably all three. I’d be honored 😂. But, as a former drummer I have to correct your order; drums, bass, THEN guitar. I’m sure GuitarGuy would disagree, but I’m sure even he appreciates the value of a good drummer when the chips are down. And if you legit watched all my vids, then you should be receiving your plaque in the mail soon. You DAMN right 😉 |
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Post by Poopface on Oct 4, 2022 14:27:30 GMT -5
And if you legit watched all my vids, then you should be receiving your plaque in the mail soon. You DAMN right 😉 It's rather interesting to see how your weapons and tactics have changed from the videos you did 3 yrs ago to the more recent stuff. Calamity/Spark, Exodus/Gust, Viper/Halo, and Glory/Halo have given way to the new shotguns, radiation guns, sound weapons, and assorted energy machine guns as the meta has changed. Certain aerobatics (Yam and Castle) aren't shown any more (Yam has obvious reasons).
I've also noticed the length has decreased (presumably as frustration has grown).
I'm a bit nervous about what you told the trophy guy when you put the order in.
And be sure to put "Poop" on it where the name belongs. |
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Post by BB on Oct 4, 2022 17:41:47 GMT -5
Poopface add another year+ to those older max ssacks on YT, I had those up on metacafe before I opened up a YT account. They did well there with the Russian crowd lmao, for real. The scourge was the head mofo medium weapon at the time, so I strapped one on Ssack and jumped into an FFA for 「dookie」s and giggles. Squared off with a Stalker on the Yamantau bridge for an epic 1v1 where I finally got him coming out of stealth under the bridge while sticking my landing following a reverse vault sprung from above, Max Ssack was born ð. Next match I started recording and stuck with FFA hardcore. Nowadays the moves are second nature, but not in FFA of course. All that crazy 「dookie」 was recorded in FFA matches where I could isolate a target and have the time to go 1v1 for a short time before having the party crashed. Beacon modes that canât happen, too much 「dookie」 flying around. And there you go, Iâm sleepy now.
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Post by gus169 on Oct 4, 2022 17:52:57 GMT -5
Isaac Hayes. What a reference! That dude was a god in his day |
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