WHOPHARDED
Destrier
Posts: 34
Karma: 14
Pilot name: Whopharded
Platform: iOS
Clan: The Anti-Heros
League: Expert
Server Region: North America
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Post by WHOPHARDED on Feb 22, 2018 14:57:39 GMT -5
Since my last rant; 'Storm is a turd', and thanks to those whom voiced to enjoying it, I've felt the urge to voice my resentment for ankle biters whom hang way in the back, cowardly behind obstructions, sending volley after volley of rockets and anti-kudos for War Robots coming out with yet another, the Vortex. Why? 
While in most cases no more than a nuisance with rocket cowards I have the visions of a small Chihuahua dog hiding under the couch waiting for you to sit then nips your ankle ferociously. Agitated you jump to try and snatch the little bazterd but he's already run to the back so you run get the broom and flail it violently underneath attempting to invoke some manner of harm... but it's just not enough so you quickly turn over the couch whereupon he's already run behind another chair. Spurring your anger even more to discover he's been pooping behind the couch for an untold number of years.  It's a scorn that burns hotter than the handle to the gates of Hell. Eventually justice will be served.
Every once in a great while I find one of these rocket cowards out to 700m caught somewhat in the open. If I have it handy I jump to the Fury sporting L12 Tempests across the top. I rarely use this rig except for special moments like this but killing with setup is like winning an MME match in an Arm Bar hold followed with b1tch slapping the loser after he taps out. For some this could be three trebuchets but for me and the Tempest there is something about this guy getting the sense that something reeking a vulgar display of fire power just unleashed hot diarrhea on him and he KNOWS he is about to die from it. In the end I could lose the match but killing a rocket coward keeps me reeling for a couple days.
In the end, I suppose it's a bittersweet thing.
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nasalhernia
Destrier
Posts: 85
Karma: 75
Platform: Android
Clan: AurN
League: Master
Server Region: North America
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Post by nasalhernia on Feb 22, 2018 17:40:03 GMT -5
Since my last rant; 'Molot is a turd', and thanks to those whom voiced to enjoying it, I've felt the urge to voice my word vomit for pillow biters whom hang way in the back, cowardly behind obstructions, sending clip after clip of depleted uranium and anti-kudos for War Robots coming out with yet another, the Tempest. Why? ;-( While in most cases no more than a cockroach with bullet cowards I have the visions of a fat 「illegitimate child」 sitting on the couch waiting for you to come up before flinging stale Cheetos dust ferociously. Agitated you jump to try and shield your face but he's rolling on his fat belly to another couch so you run get the broom and flail him violently attempting to invoke some manner of plea to go on a diet... but it's just not enough so you quickly turn over the couch whereupon he's already opened a new bag of Cheetos. Spurring your anger even more you discover he's been pooping orange pellets behind the couch for an untold number of years. It's a smell that burns hotter than Cerberus's butthole. Eventually justice will be served. Every once in a great while I find one of these bullet cowards staring out at a teammate 700m away, caught somewhat in the open. If I have it handy I jump to my whale Spectre sporting 4 L12 Vortexes as extensions of its mighty genitals. I rarely use this rig except for special moments like this but killing with setup is like winning an MM*A* match with a flying knee and insulting his writing skills, word usage, and lack of punctuation after he is knocked out. For some this could be three Orkans but for me and the Vortex there is something about this guy getting a whiff of the taint sweat of a whale unleashing a steaming brown river of curry-like stool into his mouth and he KNOWS he is about to taste the hot stinking chocolate. In the end I could lose the match but killing a Tempest coward keeps me cleaning my bunghole for a couple days. In my rear end, I suppose it's a bittersweet thing. Nasal |
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Post by ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 on Feb 22, 2018 17:45:52 GMT -5
LMAO... this thread could get interesting...
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Post by HEATHEN HERETIC on Feb 22, 2018 17:54:54 GMT -5
MEOW!!
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Post by RedRaider on Feb 22, 2018 18:22:18 GMT -5
I like the Vortex! having to be within 350m makes it necessary to think ahead. cant really hide because LOS is necessary for complete damage to register. I run a grif with aphids and vortex. I can get in a few volleys before being killed. It does take some skill and forthought. Your scorn is undeserved!
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Post by amidf on Feb 22, 2018 18:24:47 GMT -5
Since my last rant; this sentence is a turd, with lots of word repetition and no semblance of meaning.
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RP1972
Destrier
Posts: 100
Karma: 44
Platform: iOS
League: Champion
Server Region: Europe
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Post by RP1972 on Feb 22, 2018 18:34:39 GMT -5
everyone use what they can to kill you , this is a war game , not about honor , all about killing , simple  |
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Post by SATmaster728 on Feb 23, 2018 9:04:33 GMT -5
Language heathen! We have young kits here! |
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Post by Koalabear on Feb 23, 2018 9:31:10 GMT -5
Can't wait to read the rant about Hydras, Gekkos, Trebs, Shocktrains, etc...
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Post by CrownBlack on Feb 23, 2018 9:39:22 GMT -5
yep, some good times going on here. Will have to keep checking back in to see how this plays out.
I also can't wait for the great Pix nerfing debate(what will they do??..thoughts?) that will rear its ugly head here in about 5 posts or so. |
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RP1972
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Karma: 44
Platform: iOS
League: Champion
Server Region: Europe
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Post by RP1972 on Feb 23, 2018 10:04:44 GMT -5
Can't wait to read the rant about Hydras, Gekkos, Trebs, Shocktrains, etc... Exactly  |
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Post by benveg on Feb 23, 2018 11:00:21 GMT -5
Who uses missiles anyway? Noobs who can't aim better weapons and Aphid-killstealers
Reds with missiles = low dps = easy win
Problem is when they are in ur team xd
Btw once I saw a Spiral MK2 lol
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Post by ezekielcrow on Feb 23, 2018 13:53:59 GMT -5
(grabs bag of Doritos and faces recliner in this direction)...
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Post by Sgt. Beacon on Feb 23, 2018 23:36:13 GMT -5
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Post by Sgt. Beacon on Feb 23, 2018 23:37:07 GMT -5
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WHOPHARDED
Destrier
Posts: 34
Karma: 14
Pilot name: Whopharded
Platform: iOS
Clan: The Anti-Heros
League: Expert
Server Region: North America
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Post by WHOPHARDED on Feb 27, 2018 9:24:54 GMT -5
Since my last rant; 'Molot is a turd', and thanks to those whom voiced to enjoying it, I've felt the urge to voice my word vomit for pillow biters whom hang way in the back, cowardly behind obstructions, sending clip after clip of depleted uranium and anti-kudos for War Robots coming out with yet another, the Tempest. Why? ;-( While in most cases no more than a cockroach with bullet cowards I have the visions of a fat ?illegitimate child? sitting on the couch waiting for you to come up before flinging stale Cheetos dust ferociously. Agitated you jump to try and shield your face but he's rolling on his fat belly to another couch so you run get the broom and flail him violently attempting to invoke some manner of plea to go on a diet... but it's just not enough so you quickly turn over the couch whereupon he's already opened a new bag of Cheetos. Spurring your anger even more you discover he's been pooping orange pellets behind the couch for an untold number of years. It's a smell that burns hotter than Cerberus's butthole. Eventually justice will be served. Every once in a great while I find one of these bullet cowards staring out at a teammate 700m away, caught somewhat in the open. If I have it handy I jump to my whale Spectre sporting 4 L12 Vortexes as extensions of its mighty genitals. I rarely use this rig except for special moments like this but killing with setup is like winning an MM*A* match with a flying knee and insulting his writing skills, word usage, and lack of punctuation after he is knocked out. For some this could be three Orkans but for me and the Vortex there is something about this guy getting a whiff of the taint sweat of a whale unleashing a steaming brown river of curry-like stool into his mouth and he KNOWS he is about to taste the hot stinking chocolate. In the end I could lose the match but killing a Tempest coward keeps me cleaning my bunghole for a couple days. In my rear end, I suppose it's a bittersweet thing. Nasal Applause!
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It's a scorn that burns hotter than the handle to the gates of Hell. Eventually justice will be served.
