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A metal statue of Jupiter?

A Waffentrager E-100 of course.
What else would it be?

Nothing here

then delete (please)

I got pulled over the other night for speeding not far from my house. I cranked down the window as he walked up. "Sir, the posted speed limit is 45 miles per hour." I answered the most sober tone I could muster.."Yes officer. but I wasn't planning on being out that long."

Echo...echo

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face?

There are three hunters in the woods. At the same time they all feel themselves get shot in the 「bum-bum」 with a dart.

When they woke up they are all bare 「bum-bum」 with their butts in the air. There is a tribe around them bowing down and worshipping them saying ooh. oh. ah. ooh.

The tribe goes silent and they all back up about 10 feet from the tied up hunters. A chief walks up to the hunters.

The chief goes up to the first guy and says “You have two choices. death, or Hari goro!”.

The man thinks in his head “Well i don’t want to die so i guess Hari goro!”. So he tells the chief he wants Hari goro!

So the chief turns around to the crowd and yells “Hari goro!!!”

Immediately the tribe runs in and starts 「fluffernutter」ing the guy in the 「bum-bum」, all of them. This guy is out.

So the chief goes up to the second guy and says “You have two choices. death or Hari goro!”.

So the guy thinks for a second and says “Well at least ill live to tell about it and you know maybe the tribe is tired so, Hari goro!”

So the chief turns around to the tribe and yells “Hari goro!!!”

The tribe splits and a whole new tribe comes in and starts doing him in the 「bum-bum」 and after they are done the first tribe comes and does the same. This guy is done, his 「bum-bum」 cheeks are sagging he is just out of it.

Before the chief gets to the third guy, the man already knows that he wants to be killed.  The chief comes up to him and says “You have two choices. death or Hari goro!”.

The man says “There is no way in hell you are pulling three tribes on me. I choose death. kill me now. just get it over with”.

So the chief turns around to the crowd and yells DEATH. By Hari goro!!!!

A woman pregnant with triplets gets injured in a drive by targetting someone near her. They rush her to the hospital and the doctors say she'll be alright but they advise against taking out any of the projectiles so as not to jeopardize the pregnancy. She gives birth to three healthy boys.
A dozen years later the eldest boy runs to his mom saying "Mom, I was peeing and a bit of metal fell out!" She says its ok and tells him the story.
A few days later the second son comes and asks her the same thing. She tells him as well.
The next day, the third son comes to her alarmed and she asks if a pellet came out while he was peeing. He says, "No mom! I was behind the shed looking at some magazines and I think I shot the dog!"