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Post by Adazahi on Apr 7, 2023 14:41:55 GMT -5
9.0 released yesterday, so you know what that means! Pixonic needs to get to work on a new robot right away, so this upcoming test server will feature Pixonic's newest unholy creation: Crisis! This robot has 4 heavy weapon slots, runs at a blazing 60km/h, and always has stealth passively active except for when it shoots (the stealth comes back as soon as you stop shooting). The robot's active ability (yep, we're not done yet!) is that it gives itself both Shieldbreaker AND a 125% damage boost! (THATS 9 HEAVY WEAPONS AHAHAHA)The joke of this post isn't that I made up an unrealistically OP joke bot, no, the joke is that you thought I was joking. |
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Post by munkeeee on Apr 7, 2023 15:02:43 GMT -5
you forgot the UNSEEN abilities, such as super small hit box, AND titan level health, which regenerates both regular and grey health and durability.
I am on the fence though if you should make it fly or just dash around like the Flash.
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Post by Poopface on Apr 7, 2023 15:46:05 GMT -5
you forgot the UNSEEN abilities, such as super small hit box, AND titan level health, which regenerates both regular and grey health and durability. I am on the fence though if you should make it fly or just dash around like the Flash. It travels through time to kill you before you were born. |
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Post by gus169 on Apr 7, 2023 21:41:58 GMT -5
It travels through time to kill you before you were born. That's a gem right there! |
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Post by munkeeee on Apr 7, 2023 21:55:16 GMT -5
It travels through time to kill you before you were born. That's a gem right there! I think our good friend Poopface may be onto something there. but when i read that I about fell out. genius. |
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Post by Sebenza 21 on Apr 7, 2023 22:14:07 GMT -5
Pfft... a sniper robot? No thanks.
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Post by 079 on Apr 8, 2023 12:35:59 GMT -5
This is quite a Crisis…
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Post by GuitarGuy on Apr 8, 2023 16:44:42 GMT -5
Im waiting for a bot that that ability button is labeled "win game" and it nukes all red bots on the map and there hangars in one push. cost? 5000AU..... to use the ability....once..
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Post by gus169 on Apr 8, 2023 18:28:33 GMT -5
Im waiting for a bot that that ability button is labeled "win game" and it nukes all red bots on the map and there hangars in one push. cost? 5000AU..... to use the ability....once.. chuckles. It would become my personal quest to make as many pillocks as possible hit that button  |
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Post by munkeeee on Apr 8, 2023 18:50:47 GMT -5
Im waiting for a bot that that ability button is labeled "win game" and it nukes all red bots on the map and there hangars in one push. cost? 5000AU..... to use the ability....once.. THEN they give you the option. The regular version bot gets the win game kill button. The LE/SE bot gets the win game beacon cap button. decisions decisions. ![]()  |
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Post by Poopface on Apr 8, 2023 21:40:44 GMT -5
Im waiting for a bot that that ability button is labeled "win game" and it nukes all red bots on the map and there hangars in one push. cost? 5000AU..... to use the ability....once.. THEN they give you the option. The regular version bot gets the win game kill button. The LE/SE bot gets the win game beacon cap button. decisions decisions. ![]() Its easy: always take the Red Pill. |
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Post by Wolfblood7 on Apr 9, 2023 3:17:24 GMT -5
I'm not happy about it being long range, the new meta will just be snipers and stealth, posiibly one of the most boring War Robots eras yet to come.
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Post by Cdr. Crimmins on Apr 10, 2023 7:25:26 GMT -5
I mean... it's ability is literally called 'Over Power'. It's right there is plain text.
As if the Behemoth wasn't spitting in the Butch's face enough...
Can't wait for the pilot who keeps it in permanent phase shift unless firing weapons instead of stealth.
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logsy
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just got a jeager, possibly my new favourite robot :)
Posts: 79
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Pilot name: logsy (IOS) or logsyMK2(PC)
Platform: iOS
Clan: speed demondz
League: Gold
Favorite robot: Reaver bolt
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Post by logsy on May 18, 2023 7:12:27 GMT -5
*cries* noooooo not mooore op robots that will one tap my stuff  |
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Post by airfix2 on May 18, 2023 11:08:53 GMT -5
you forgot the UNSEEN abilities, such as super small hit box, AND titan level health, which regenerates both regular and grey health and durability. I am on the fence though if you should make it fly or just dash around like the Flash. its actually quite a glass cannon, but remains in stealth unless weapons or modules are used. |
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Post by Poopface on May 18, 2023 11:15:08 GMT -5
*cries* noooooo not mooore op robots that will one tap my stuff There will always be more. That's Pixonic's M.O. They sell power, bells, and whistles.
They're always trying to ensure new mechs have ever growing OPness.
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Post by 079 on May 18, 2023 13:23:03 GMT -5
you forgot the UNSEEN abilities, such as super small hit box, AND titan level health, which regenerates both regular and grey health and durability. I am on the fence though if you should make it fly or just dash around like the Flash. its actually quite a glass cannon, but remains in stealth unless weapons or modules are used. You’ll probably find it quite difficult to kill when it is mark three and has a drone and pilot defending it when it is firing. Spectre, Leech, and Orochi were marketed as glass cannons on release, only to be nigh unkillable… |
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Post by munkeeee on May 18, 2023 14:13:36 GMT -5
I'm not happy about it being long range, the new meta will just be snipers and stealth, posiibly one of the most boring War Robots eras yet to come. That’s all I see on the pitch lately. Stealth and LR flooding the match or, more BR players running around in DOM, and you all know what I’m talking about. |
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Post by Sgt. Beacon on May 18, 2023 17:22:27 GMT -5
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Post by Poopface on May 19, 2023 7:39:22 GMT -5
I'm not happy about it being long range, the new meta will just be snipers and stealth, posiibly one of the most boring War Robots eras yet to come. That’s all I see on the pitch lately. Stealth and LR flooding the match So, I have something that may not be a solution, can at least be a way to get a little mirth out of the situation.
I've been watching for a certain mech deal for many months and it finally came up this morning. While I was trying to not spend for the next few weeks, I couldn't resist because it finally was at a price I was looking for and without more guns I really don't need or want. The weaponry was already leveled. Now I just need to get the pilot up to snuff.
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Post by Oliver Kloesov on May 19, 2023 9:26:25 GMT -5
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Post by Oliver Kloesov on May 19, 2023 9:28:28 GMT -5
Poopface This demands screenshot/video of ShameOnYouPoopfaceKilledYou-palooza!
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Post by Poopface on May 19, 2023 9:32:50 GMT -5
Poopface This demands screenshot/video of ShameOnYouPoopfaceKilledYou-palooza! Once I put it to work, absolutely. |
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Post by Oliver Kloesov on May 19, 2023 9:35:28 GMT -5
Poopface This demands screenshot/video of ShameOnYouPoopfaceKilledYou-palooza! Once I put it to work, absolutely. I envy few people, but this pushes it right to the limit!   |
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Post by Poopface on May 19, 2023 9:54:36 GMT -5
Once I put it to work, absolutely. I envy few people, but this pushes it right to the limit! I have a few other irons in the fire for goofiness. Unfortunately, when I just spent the tokens I received from completing + buying operation E, I didn't get either a Titan Amplifier or Titan guns I was hoping for from either of the lucky boxes I opened. Makes it harder to have success doing stupid things without the needed resources. Makes me wish I could figure out how to do a Youtube channel w/ my PF name on it instead of my Google acct. I'd just upload stupid video compilations instead.
Only two drones I don't want (a second Daltokki and a Reviver). At least it wasn't a new paint job for the Lynx I don't own. |
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