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Post by Poopface on Mar 31, 2023 6:22:40 GMT -5
I’ve been encountering a number of situations such as these below. I imagine it’s something like Oliver Kloesov running his tank Lokis and absorbing a bunch of damage holding bacon. In my case, I find myself on an island wondering where the help is then see a Blue party of tea and crumpets off in the distance. What are they thinking?
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Post by spectre729 on Mar 31, 2023 6:53:06 GMT -5
"oh yeah, poopface can definitely distract the entire enemy team for 5 minutes, now is a great time for a coffee break!"
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Post by Sgt. Beacon on Mar 31, 2023 6:58:26 GMT -5
They are standing around counting. "Ok, including myself. How many sniper builds?"
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Post by 079 on Mar 31, 2023 13:42:11 GMT -5
They want damage and kills, not beacons.
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Post by Poopface on Mar 31, 2023 13:43:51 GMT -5
They want damage and kills, not beacons. Well, yeah, but at least they could come kill a few of the gaggle wailing away on me. I mean, it's a target rich environment.
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Post by 079 on Mar 31, 2023 13:56:08 GMT -5
They want damage and kills, not beacons. Well, yeah, but at least they could come kill a few of the gaggle wailing away on me. I mean, it's a target rich environment. Brave, courageous teammates that leave the comfort of spamming Bendies from behind cover to push the offense? Where did you get that ridiculous notion?
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Post by Poopface on Mar 31, 2023 14:04:26 GMT -5
Well, yeah, but at least they could come kill a few of the gaggle wailing away on me. I mean, it's a target rich environment. Brave, courageous teammates that leave the comfort of spamming Bendies from behind cover to push the offense? Where did you get that ridiculous notion? No, you miss the point. They could still shoot their Bendies from their couch but they aren't even doing that more often than not. They could be AFK for all I know.
All I know is that I do all I can until it's time to drop the next mech.
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Post by BB on Mar 31, 2023 15:17:19 GMT -5
What is going on between blues ears?
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Post by Somebody’s Mom on Mar 31, 2023 16:07:32 GMT -5
I thought SkyJobs LOVED to roll solo….. but point taken. Personally, I love blasting at mid range at those little clusters.. free money and SkyJobs makes it out alive to run across the map and do it again.
In the same vein, it’s me in a Kepri, giving sexy looks to another Khepri, hey there, big boy, look at me I’m a robot! You’re a robot too let’s do this.. so you tether to them and they tether back, and give each other that recognition shot, and both start heading to an open beacon, only to see your tether stretch and die while they’ve turned around/ chickened out to find out you’re on your own…. Just precious.
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Post by kylerogers on Apr 1, 2023 1:06:31 GMT -5
"What is going on between Blueâs ears?"
This: "「fluffernutter」 all these stupid whales. I don't give a single 「fluffernutter」 what they do, they won't get any support from me. They can go and 「fluffernutter」 themselves."
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