Post by Somebody’s Mom on Feb 13, 2022 9:56:00 GMT -5
Daaaa, Supa Bowl for Lovers AND Haters
Go ahead, say it. Say it w your John Goodman, Chicago-y, Saturday Night Live voice from the famous “Daa, Berrs!” skits… “Daa Supa Bowl”
(I’ll take 15 Mike Ditkas)
Anyone gonna watch? Makin’ any crazy good grub? Gotta team or a dog in the hunt? Love the commercials? Hate guacamole? Your gal a bigger fan than you? Money on the game? Give it a sprinkle? Couldn’t care less?
Me? Kind of a thing, but as a KC guy and Chiefs fan transplanted to North St. Louis (yeah, that one you hear about) just can’t find a way to root for much. My Chefs left their collective hineys exposed to the Bengals, so no love there. STL got the shaft when the Rams bolted, so this city hopes Stan Kroenke and his wife’s WalMart $ get waxed. That said, hey, why not, I personally love sports, but had no gusto for the Olympics, and frankly am tired of cute/“overcame all odds” backstories.
I’ll be firing up the smoker/ grill to make my world famous sun dried tomato, spinach, Swiss and Gummy Bears stuffed chicken breasts… eh, prolly not, sounds like a lot of work. So a coupla slabs of ribs it is. Also, the star of the show, smoked mac and cheese w a touch of Gouda. (Dope) along w dry rubbed smoked, then fried wings. Yeah, it’s a thing. And I’m pretty positive one of my jackholio friends gal will insist on bringing a vegetable. (What is wrong w these people? All pasty and white and what not? I dunno)
Bev? Some pale ales and a good lager. (My buddy should go pro, his garage looks like Anheuser Busch) a good bourbon and I’m sure deliciousness for the ladies and kiddos.
Now the important stuff: Commercials, Half Time and Prop Bets
Think you’re new Khepri was expensive to upgrade? Try SEVEN MIL $$ for prime 30 second ad spots! That’s a lot of Candy Crush ads in the robot world.
So who’s first outta the gate? Bud Light/ their new seltzer beer/ Clydesdales? 15 to 1. Coca-Cola 19:1. Hyundai or Lincoln 20:1. M & Ms, 20:1. Skittles? Also 20:1. Just how many actual Skittles must one sell to even gross $7Mil?? Someone do the math, my guesstimate, 180Mil+, that’s a lot of corn syrup
Length of National Anthem? Nobody knows.
Coin toss? About 50/50! Minus the juice, Get it? 50/50! Amazing!
Color of Gatorade dumped on winning Coach? Clear or Yellow, +300, Orange +400, Blue +750, Purple is lookin good for a sprinkle at +1,500…
Who does the MVP thank first, post game: God/ family, 3:1, Coaches or fans, 5:1, Nobody, you’re all losers except for me, 9:2
First performer to sing? Miss Mary J Blige? Eminem? Kendrick Lamar? Dr Dre? Snoop? Who knows? Well they do, so peeps that ACTUALLY know them are gonna rake. Pretty close to +350 on any of them.
Wardrobe malfunction? 20:1, Snoop firing one up on live TV? 50:1 (FCC and all) Smart $ on Dre/Snoop, being OGs and what not
My made up one: Kanye, since uninvited, and threatening to pull out of Coachella, will skydive in, or rent a helicopter and well… gonna happen, you heard it here first!
Ok, thanks for the read, now I gotta go ruin another food processor chopping up Gummy Bears for those chicken breasts…
Out
Go ahead, say it. Say it w your John Goodman, Chicago-y, Saturday Night Live voice from the famous “Daa, Berrs!” skits… “Daa Supa Bowl”
(I’ll take 15 Mike Ditkas)
Anyone gonna watch? Makin’ any crazy good grub? Gotta team or a dog in the hunt? Love the commercials? Hate guacamole? Your gal a bigger fan than you? Money on the game? Give it a sprinkle? Couldn’t care less?
Me? Kind of a thing, but as a KC guy and Chiefs fan transplanted to North St. Louis (yeah, that one you hear about) just can’t find a way to root for much. My Chefs left their collective hineys exposed to the Bengals, so no love there. STL got the shaft when the Rams bolted, so this city hopes Stan Kroenke and his wife’s WalMart $ get waxed. That said, hey, why not, I personally love sports, but had no gusto for the Olympics, and frankly am tired of cute/“overcame all odds” backstories.
I’ll be firing up the smoker/ grill to make my world famous sun dried tomato, spinach, Swiss and Gummy Bears stuffed chicken breasts… eh, prolly not, sounds like a lot of work. So a coupla slabs of ribs it is. Also, the star of the show, smoked mac and cheese w a touch of Gouda. (Dope) along w dry rubbed smoked, then fried wings. Yeah, it’s a thing. And I’m pretty positive one of my jackholio friends gal will insist on bringing a vegetable. (What is wrong w these people? All pasty and white and what not? I dunno)
Bev? Some pale ales and a good lager. (My buddy should go pro, his garage looks like Anheuser Busch) a good bourbon and I’m sure deliciousness for the ladies and kiddos.
Now the important stuff: Commercials, Half Time and Prop Bets
Think you’re new Khepri was expensive to upgrade? Try SEVEN MIL $$ for prime 30 second ad spots! That’s a lot of Candy Crush ads in the robot world.
So who’s first outta the gate? Bud Light/ their new seltzer beer/ Clydesdales? 15 to 1. Coca-Cola 19:1. Hyundai or Lincoln 20:1. M & Ms, 20:1. Skittles? Also 20:1. Just how many actual Skittles must one sell to even gross $7Mil?? Someone do the math, my guesstimate, 180Mil+, that’s a lot of corn syrup
Length of National Anthem? Nobody knows.
Coin toss? About 50/50! Minus the juice, Get it? 50/50! Amazing!
Color of Gatorade dumped on winning Coach? Clear or Yellow, +300, Orange +400, Blue +750, Purple is lookin good for a sprinkle at +1,500…
Who does the MVP thank first, post game: God/ family, 3:1, Coaches or fans, 5:1, Nobody, you’re all losers except for me, 9:2
First performer to sing? Miss Mary J Blige? Eminem? Kendrick Lamar? Dr Dre? Snoop? Who knows? Well they do, so peeps that ACTUALLY know them are gonna rake. Pretty close to +350 on any of them.
Wardrobe malfunction? 20:1, Snoop firing one up on live TV? 50:1 (FCC and all) Smart $ on Dre/Snoop, being OGs and what not
My made up one: Kanye, since uninvited, and threatening to pull out of Coachella, will skydive in, or rent a helicopter and well… gonna happen, you heard it here first!
Ok, thanks for the read, now I gotta go ruin another food processor chopping up Gummy Bears for those chicken breasts…
Out
