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Post by nocluevok on Sept 3, 2021 18:21:26 GMT -5
Wife: You haven't told me I'm pretty today.
Husband: You look pretty today. Not sure what happened all them other days.
I'm sleeping on the couch now.
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Post by Browncoats4ever on Sept 3, 2021 19:23:40 GMT -5
What about?:
Boyfriend: you look beautiful today.
Girlfriend: Today?!
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Post by Browncoats4ever on Sept 3, 2021 19:24:18 GMT -5
Wife: You haven't told me I'm pretty today. Husband: You look pretty today. Not sure what happened all them other days. I'm sleeping on the couch now. And rightly so… |
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Post by Koalabear on Sept 14, 2021 10:32:20 GMT -5
I've been sleeping on the floor as much as possible cause it seems to help my herniated disk. My wife isn't always happy when I do though, so maybe I should say something like the first post!
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Post by nocluevok on Sept 14, 2021 16:51:04 GMT -5
I've been sleeping on the floor as much as possible cause it seems to help my herniated disk. My wife isn't always happy when I do though, so maybe I should say something like the first post! 🤣 I'm actually in our recliner because of my back is out. The wife only complains about it when I take my pillow off the bed. "Hey! I was gonna use that!" |
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Post by Oliver Kloesov on Sept 15, 2021 9:05:04 GMT -5
"You're almost as pretty as your sister" ?
That'll work.
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Post by Oliver Kloesov on Sept 15, 2021 10:00:18 GMT -5
Marital moment: I'm lucky enough to have a home theater. And dumb enough to have 2 projectors. A Benq (awesome) and a JVC (awesomer). I fire up the JVC to peacock-strut my prowess as a hunter-gatherer to our friends and my lovely wife says, "Well, I can't see the difference. I don't know why he got this one." To which I replied, "Ya honey, that dress looked great on you." Our friend laughed because she knew what I was up to. Even with tech tell the nerd in your life what they want to hear. Loganspawn |
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Post by spectre729 on Sept 15, 2021 11:23:47 GMT -5
"You're almost as pretty as your sister" ? That'll work. and that, ladies and gentlemen, is how divorces work. thanks for coming to my ted talk |
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Post by Koko Bop on Sept 17, 2021 14:17:51 GMT -5
"You're almost as pretty as your sister" ? That'll work. and that, ladies and gentlemen, is how divorces work. thanks for coming to my ted talk You left out the financial ruin, and all the blood…. |
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Post by Somebody’s Mom on Oct 8, 2021 23:20:11 GMT -5
and that, ladies and gentlemen, is how divorces work. thanks for coming to my ted talk You left out the financial ruin, and all the blood…. “The financial ruin, and all the blood!!” War Robots?? |
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Post by Koko Bop on Oct 10, 2021 9:26:11 GMT -5
You left out the financial ruin, and all the blood…. “The financial ruin, and all the blood!!” War Robots?? Only in the sense that playing War Robots is often like being in a bad marriage…. |
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Post by nocluevok on Oct 20, 2021 9:41:07 GMT -5
My wife called me from her work today and said, "Three of the girls in my office just got some flowers for the holidays. They're absolutely gorgeous!"
I muttered..."That's probably why they got flowers then..." 🤣🤣🤣
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