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Post by WE034 on Apr 2, 2017 10:42:28 GMT -5
WE034 Oh No. Nope. No no no no no. There's no hotties to be found at The Dirtwood or Tobie's. Just sexually transmitted diseases, C-section scars and heartache. 1/10 Cannot recommend. ?  |
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Post by Paps on Apr 2, 2017 10:43:43 GMT -5
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Post by zer00eyz on Apr 2, 2017 11:11:07 GMT -5
WE034 Oh No. Nope. No no no no no. There's no hotties to be found at The Dirtwood or Tobie's. Just sexually transmitted diseases, C-section scars and heartache. 1/10 Cannot recommend. ? What is the tooth to woman ratio in one of these places? |
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Post by Paps on Apr 2, 2017 11:16:52 GMT -5
Abysmal.
2 dancers may hog 7 teeth all to themselves. That's combined, not individually.
I only know from... hearing from a friend. Yeah. That's it.
Heh ?
Edit: Emphasizing all my knowledge is... secondhand ?
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Post by zer00eyz on Apr 2, 2017 11:41:47 GMT -5
Abysmal. 2 dancers may hog 7 teeth all to themselves. That's combined, not individually. I only know from... hearing from a friend. Yeah. That's it. Heh ? Edit: Emphasizing all my knowledge is... secondhand ? When I was a kid I had a job delivering pizzas. I had a massive crush on the girl who ran the cash register, massive crush. One day I get a delivery to a strip joint that is far above the ones were describing but by no means classy. Upon arrival the bouncer just lets me in, and the barman sends me to go knock on a door to a back room. The woman who placed the order is summoned and looks me dead in the eye and says "I just got of stage" as she proceeds to pull dollar bills from places where they simply don't belong. It is in this moment that I realized what my mother meant when she said "money is dirty". I thanked the woman as she handed the cash to me, carefully grabbing it in the receipt so I didn't have to touch it with my hands directly. When I arrived back at the pizza place, money still carefully folded in the receipt, I greeted my crush who was tending the cash register that day. As I was saying this she snatched the cash from my hand. Before I could even utter a word, my crush licked HER OWN THUMB and began counting out the bills. My crush died (mostly) in that instant, and I didn't have the heart to tell her where the cash had been. Remember kids money is dirty you never know where it has been. |
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Hotties?
Apr 2, 2017 15:23:19 GMT -5
via mobile
Post by Paps on Apr 2, 2017 15:23:19 GMT -5
This is oddly terrible and yet not surprising. hahaha
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Post by Fιεχροιητ™ on Apr 2, 2017 17:05:18 GMT -5
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Post by Ⅎ₹ѺC₭₩ELDEℲ₹ on Apr 2, 2017 17:12:30 GMT -5
WE034 Oh No. Nope. No no no no no. There's no hotties to be found at The Dirtwood or Tobie's. Just sexually transmitted diseases, C-section scars and heartache. 1/10 Cannot recommend. ? What is the tooth to woman ratio in one of these places? ... bullet scars and needle tracks is a better stat tracking point.. |
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Post by zer00eyz on Apr 2, 2017 17:15:15 GMT -5
What is the tooth to woman ratio in one of these places? ... bullet scars and needle tracks is a better stat tracking point.. are you where Paps is getting all his second hand knowledge? |
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Post by WE034 on Apr 2, 2017 17:18:07 GMT -5
Abysmal. 2 dancers may hog 7 teeth all to themselves. That's combined, not individually. I only know from... hearing from a friend. Yeah. That's it. Heh ? Edit: Emphasizing all my knowledge is... secondhand ? Hehehe... Paps I think you alright... as as long as you don't tell me you've been to Thad's...  ? |
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Post by Ⅎ₹ѺC₭₩ELDEℲ₹ on Apr 2, 2017 17:21:57 GMT -5
Well lets just say I was at a truck stop where the "dancers" served food between sets in full costume, or not...I thought about it, and passed on breakfast.
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Post by zer00eyz on Apr 2, 2017 17:26:01 GMT -5
Well lets just say I was at a truck stop where the "dancers" served food between sets in full costume, or not...I thought about it, and passed on breakfast. LOL! The woman re-watched Friday Night Lights the TV series recently. The "bar" in town in the show is called "the landing strip" .... Her: Why do they call it the landing strip. Me: (After smacking my head) Uhhhh... its a hair style. Her: What kind of hair style is that... Me: One you would only see in that type of bar. Her: OHHHH |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2017 19:07:56 GMT -5
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Hotties?
Apr 2, 2017 23:12:28 GMT -5
via mobile
Post by Paps on Apr 2, 2017 23:12:28 GMT -5
Abysmal. 2 dancers may hog 7 teeth all to themselves. That's combined, not individually. I only know from... hearing from a friend. Yeah. That's it. Heh ? Edit: Emphasizing all my knowledge is... secondhand ? Hehehe... Paps I think you alright... as as long as you don't tell me you've been to Thad's...???? Nope. Probably thankful I don't even know what that is, judging by the direction this has gone ? |
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