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Post by hooliganjrs on Dec 30, 2020 16:43:29 GMT -5
Title says it all, this rant is for all you haters to share your guilty pleasures with this game and how you secretly wish it would steamroll into oblivion in some deep dark Russian cavern somewhere. Feel free to vent, feel free to laugh, but most all how do you troll? I'll start, I took a couple months to cool off right before remastered was coming out, Hawks were going to be the new splooge fest, and talk of scorpions ran rampant. Fast forward to a couple weeks ago I noticed a few things: remastered kind of sucked (visually), lag is still very present but not quite as bad as I remembered, Hawks abound everywhere but I don't seem to have the hate for them like others (I like Leech so go figure?), but for f$#@'s sake the scorpion pandemic has been fruitful and multiplied - just to be clear I hate these little turd baskets without a doubt. So after coming back to war robots 'rebasted' my Champs status was gone and I was down in expert somewhere so said 'f' that, I'm gonna troll like a fool. My new favorite is using my Loki's with jump module and get to the highest position possible and wait for the inevitable red in his scorpion to make a visit. It cracks me up to see how a single Loki can create such a stir - but always a 🦂 driver can't resist the cheezmo kill until Oops...... So yeah, I hate all scorpions and will waste a whole match not to mention a lot of green crack playing bait and switch just to t-bag twirl over their imploded wreck of magic fairy dust. This guy in the pic knows what I'm talking about.
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Post by santaclaus on Dec 30, 2020 19:02:01 GMT -5
I don't get it. The picture I mean, how does he not kill you? When in stealth the chassis is low enough to manual fire.
Scorpions are for 「kitty cats」.
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Post by hooliganjrs on Dec 30, 2020 19:11:59 GMT -5
Under leveled scorp didn't fair well against my 1.11 gusts and Heavy Armor Kit's at point blank range. I unstealthed so he'd pop up next to me and we trade blows. Risky gamble I know, but so sweet when I come out the survivor. For some reason in this case, Mr. Red didn't wormhole back to his point of origin
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Post by BB on Dec 31, 2020 6:25:22 GMT -5
By using the weakest bot in the game to embarrass the rest of the lot
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Post by Danny Linguini on Jan 1, 2021 1:32:21 GMT -5
My Mech Arena IGN is IH8Pigsonic. It’s the best I can do, since I deleted War Robots.
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Post by Poopface on Jan 2, 2021 15:39:44 GMT -5
I’ve been playing my “FU Hanger” pretty much exclusively the last few months. The basic concept is to be effective, but to annoy the Reds while doing it.
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Post by lymedog on Jan 8, 2021 10:58:48 GMT -5
This cross platform crap is ridiculous... you can’t see what people have..... I had a pilot who was just expert 3 get 18 kills and he had over 4000 victories... how is that remotely possible.... I’ve been playing this game for a long time and I’ve never seen that... 18 kills... especially at that level...of course you couldn’t see what he had either... this game is f-ing ridiculous lately ... especially with hackers from central and south America countries....These pilots warp around the map... you can’t lock on and they heal 90% of their health,almost instantly! This is not an isolated incident either, it’s happening quite often lately...makes this game suck!...I can’t stand cheats!
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Post by lymedog on Jan 8, 2021 11:00:15 GMT -5
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Post by hooliganjrs on Jan 19, 2021 13:45:56 GMT -5
Always fun to be had in a Loki - wait, whats that? A Loki at the highest possible point - just eating some popcorn and picking off stragglers. Then a Ming decided he would have no more of my shenanigans - Mings ruin all the fun 😒
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