How dumb can your team be when you go random?

I swear the Pix developers purposely designed the jumping bots to look as comically ridiculous as possible when they short a jump. The closer the miss, the stupider they look. 

I'm just waiting to see something like this... especially when I push campers over the edge. 

3 zenit/noricum natashas and 1 noricum patton in shenzen and you worry about a zenit schutze??

So it happened again tonight, almost an exact replay of last night. Maybe the last 5 nights. I hit Gold 3, and all of a sudden nobody colored blue knows what a 「fluffernutter」ing beacon is. I run around and cap 2 or 3, and before my ECU Cossack is dead (because that's the only 'fast' bot I have), we're somehow down 4-1 or 5-0 beacons, the rest of the blue bots are huddled around somewhere with their thumbs up their 「multiple dookie delivery chute」 while the my bots get shredded trying to recover beacons. FIVE games in a row went exactly this way as soon as I stayed over 1700 long enough to stay in Gold 3 -- games are basically lost by the first minute. League points were all similar between the teams, pretty close distributions ranging from Gold 2 to Silver 1, so I can't blame this streak on MM. But most of them on both sides have better hangars than mine. I don't get it. If I play to cap beacons, the team can't hold any of them. If I play to kill bots, my team scatters in 6 different directions. I try to tag along with somebody and they either disappear at the first sign of a red bot, or we get swarmed 4-on-2. And I CAN'T FIND A CLAN WITH ANY ACTIVE PLAYERS TO TEAM UP WITH!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, OT rant. It's been at least a week of this constant floundering between Silver and Gold, and I'm frustrated. Like a daily occurrence -- start the day holding my own in Silver, end it getting destroyed in Gold. I can almost set my clock to it.

Yeah, I do switch out the Cos for a Vityaz, the next best bot in the stable, and do exactly that -- try to just rack up damage and let the chips fall where they may. Unfortunately neither the Vit nor it's Thunder and punishers are very high, but once in awhile I catch somebody they can tear up a bit. But my other problem here is, none of my bots are very high, so it's a real chore and a lot of luck being the top 1 or 2 in damage, especially when everybody is running around doing their own thing. 

Here's where I'm at now. Leo and the RDB Griff obviously do the most damage, but in Gold I'm just constantly running up against better and higher bots. What I need to do is just play the minimum to get my daily task gold while I level them all up to 8-9, but I just can't put the damn thing down!! 

this guy, who decided to use only light weapons? not dumb, more likely intentional. I remember we won this game though, if his intention was tanking, (or was it some kind of challenge?)

for bots you want to keep, getting to lvl9 would be nice so that you can have the max speed.  especially bots like carnage.   but weapons first is a good idea too.  weapons always 0~2 lvls higher than bots

I don't have a screenshot but once I saw a treb gekko Natasha near the enemies spawn

I've gone games where I've done 1m DMG in deathmatch mode with 15 kills being #1 in my team and lost with the 2nd highest DMG dealer dealing 100k enough said to the rest of my team. (They were closer to 50k dmg than 100k). All I can say is unlucky man.

Well I wanted a win to get the gold Fujin. Played solo got KOTH. One minute or so to go. Other team with small beacon bar advantage. I flipped a beacon and immediately stepped out of the ring so that the bar would go up slowly and the other team won't have enough time to turn their next beacon (game is on Springfield, next beacon far far away with a red right on it). A team member comes close and tries to enter the ring. Doesn't seem to understand why I stand beside the turned beacon. I shoot at him once and nod left and right. Doesn't help. The :+&)=:& wants to get in and force a loss. I try to push him. No help. He runs around and enters the ring. The other team turns their beacon but we win by a sliver. What an %%()=%