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Post by Oliver Kloesov on Sept 16, 2020 7:59:36 GMT -5
As promised, a custom Rant Thread ready and waiting for Rollo Tomasi Hot topics: Drones Chips TFalcons Nerfs Buffs Nerfs and Buffs Poor spellers Sammiches People that say "Sammich" Liberries Pisgetti Morning people And the dog named "Buster" that bit off his left earlobe. Probably by accident. But Buster was tweaky so maybe it was on purpose. |
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Post by Poopface on Sept 16, 2020 8:58:37 GMT -5
Poor spellers Sammiches People that say "Sammich" Pisgetti We used to have a guy on here who was brutal when people tried to get high and mighty, but couldn't spell or form a proper sentence. I can't remember the name, though. I miss that guy. |
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Post by ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 on Sept 16, 2020 9:19:25 GMT -5
Poor spellers Sammiches People that say "Sammich" Pisgetti We used to have a guy on here who was brutal when people tried to get high and mighty, but couldn't spell or form a proper sentence. I can't remember the name, though. I miss that guy. I remember that... damn that has been a while. |
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Post by Rollo Tomasi on Sept 16, 2020 9:22:02 GMT -5
As promised, a custom Rant Thread ready and waiting for Rollo Tomasi Hot topics: Drones Chips TFalcons Nerfs Buffs Nerfs and Buffs Poor spellers Sammiches People that say "Sammich" Liberries Pisgetti Morning people And the dog named "Buster" that bit off his left earlobe. Probably by accident. But Buster was tweaky so maybe it was on purpose. Here’s the short version: All of the above Sucks. Except for Sammiches, I like Sammiches. |
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Post by Rollo Tomasi on Sept 18, 2020 11:29:11 GMT -5
We used to have a guy on here who was brutal when people tried to get high and mighty, but couldn't spell or form a proper sentence. I can't remember the name, though. I miss that guy. I remember that... damn that has been a while. On that subject: If you can’t use your and you’re correctly, don’t put it in your Pilot Name for the world to see. Like “Your A Moronâ?” - What kind of ?fluffernutter?ing moron are YOU? Did you ride that short bus to school? Were you dropped on your head as a child? |
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Post by Oliver Kloesov on Sept 18, 2020 11:32:20 GMT -5
^^^^ Trading Places^^^^ - i didn't even have to click on it. And from the same era: Rollo Tomasi |
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Post by milty72 on Sept 19, 2020 4:49:54 GMT -5
As promised, a custom Rant Thread ready and waiting for Rollo Tomasi Hot topics: Drones Chips TFalcons Nerfs Buffs Nerfs and Buffs Poor spellers Sammiches People that say "Sammich" Liberries Pisgetti Morning people And the dog named "Buster" that bit off his left earlobe. Probably by accident. But Buster was tweaky so maybe it was on purpose. Here’s the short version: All of the above Sucks. Except for Sammiches, I like Sammiches.  |
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Post by Rollo Tomasi on Sept 19, 2020 7:31:10 GMT -5
OK, hereâ??s a ?fluffernutter?ing rant for ya.
Pix deliberately rewards Tankers with the Battle Rewards system because they WANT tankers in the game. And they know exactly who these career tankers and when they will tank. Well, DUH.
Pix MM - Oh look, player SuckHole TankBoi is getting close to 5000 cups. Until his rating drops back to 4800, ongoing analysis of his play style indicates that his probability of tanking will remain at 92.4%.
Closely followed by:
Pix MM - ?whiskey tango foxtrot? is this. Rollo Tomasi just went above 60% win in Champions League with an average spending rate of $1.82/month and no revenue received since we sucked him in with that Clive Ops Pass. Saddle up his cheap ?bum-bum? with a couple of tankers for the next 20 matches. See how he likes them apples.
The other aspect that Pix likes about Tankers is that they add a true random element to the MM. This keeps the Gambling Reward Center in our brain stimulated - Spin the MM wheel...will I get a good match, or a crap one. Which team will have more tankers?
One thing has remained relative constant over the past couple of years is that REALLY GOOD matches occur 10-20% of the time. The rest are over before they begin, with a long-term trend of 40% win for Cheap2Play players.
In our next episode of Rollo Rants: Drones and How They Might Finally Drive Me from the Game
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Post by 乃ㄥ卂乙 on Sept 19, 2020 9:38:18 GMT -5
M-m, no, actually you have 60% chance you'll get a good match and 80% chance you'll get a bad one, meaning you have 30% chance to have 110% fun.
Math don't lie baby
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Post by Flaminius on Sept 21, 2020 14:31:06 GMT -5
Pix MM - ?whiskey tango foxtrot? is this. Rollo Tomasi just went above 60% win in Champions League with an average spending rate of $1.82/month and no revenue received since we sucked him in with that Clive Ops Pass. Saddle up his cheap ?bum-bum? with a couple of tankers for the next 20 matches. See how he likes them apples. The other aspect that Pix likes about Tankers is that they add a true random element to the MM. This keeps the Gambling Reward Center in our brain stimulated - Spin the MM wheel...will I get a good match, or a crap one. Which team will have more tankers? [/b][/quote] Quite right too. Can't have you spending money because you want to, you must be forced into it so yoy feel filthy for doing it. No pleasure must be derived from the game. Ever. |
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