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Post by [AurN]Zenotaph on Mar 23, 2017 11:40:13 GMT -5
...don't eat honey. He chews the bees.
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Chuck Norris...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2017 12:30:46 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2017 13:04:28 GMT -5
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Post by ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 on Mar 24, 2017 13:15:51 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2017 13:18:27 GMT -5
If Chuck Norris played war robots he would end the war & we would have to change the name.
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Post by [AurN] perfectlyGoodInk on Mar 24, 2017 13:23:55 GMT -5
Ah, one of my former coworkers was a big fan of Chuck Norris jokes.
The movie Texas Chainsaw Massacre is actually based on when Chuck Norris was 10-years old and found a toothpick.
Chuck Norris can cut scissors with paper.
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he already had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris stays in shape by rowing in concrete.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
I have a feeling they left this out of Logan, but Chuck Norris's beard is the only thing in the universe Wolverine cannot slice through. Once Wolverine found this out, Chuck roundhoused him, and he died.
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Post by ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 on Mar 24, 2017 13:37:31 GMT -5
Dangit PGI... one at a time bro!
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Post by sonofsam on Mar 24, 2017 13:45:47 GMT -5
It's old and kinda dumb but I think the people who enjoy this thread will like it
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2017 14:28:59 GMT -5
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Post by [AurN]Zenotaph on Mar 25, 2017 6:39:16 GMT -5
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at KFC. And he got it...
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Post by 🌸M¡§$ M!©heL\_3🌸 on Mar 25, 2017 8:05:16 GMT -5
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris?
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Post by 🌸M¡§$ M!©heL\_3🌸 on Mar 25, 2017 8:06:13 GMT -5
ALL OF IT!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2017 9:37:41 GMT -5
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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Post by 🌸M¡§$ M!©heL\_3🌸 on Mar 25, 2017 10:12:36 GMT -5
in soviet russia, chuck norri...
(The joke was never finished, yakov smirnoffs body was never recovered)
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Post by [AurN]Zenotaph on Mar 25, 2017 12:31:44 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can drink the water tap on ex.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2017 23:22:48 GMT -5
Did you know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars? He was the force.
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Post by spawnreaper on Mar 29, 2017 20:13:52 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't teabag..... he potato sacks.
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Post by gr3ygh05t on Mar 29, 2017 20:21:46 GMT -5
Chuck Norris once peed into the gas tank of a truck. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2017 11:07:29 GMT -5
I once changed my War Robots user name to Chuck Norris...everybody tanked the games. So I had to change it back.
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Post by [AurN]Zenotaph on Mar 30, 2017 12:38:05 GMT -5
Why does Chuck Norris calendar jump from march 31st directly to april 2nd?
Nobody fools Chuck Norris...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 6, 2017 20:22:29 GMT -5
I think Chuck Norris emailed PIXONIC about the tanker issues in the game. Seems to be less of them now.
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Post by K A Z on Apr 7, 2017 1:56:32 GMT -5
Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Post by K A Z on Apr 7, 2017 1:57:48 GMT -5
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down
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Post by K A Z on Apr 7, 2017 2:00:28 GMT -5
The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once ...ONCE
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Post by K A Z on Apr 7, 2017 2:04:00 GMT -5
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allowed to live.
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Post by B30RLL on Apr 7, 2017 2:57:30 GMT -5
Chuck Norris' War Robots account is pilot level 31, and has 6 slots with 13/13 setups...
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Post by K A Z on Apr 7, 2017 3:32:14 GMT -5
Chuck Norris' War Robots account is pilot level 31, and has 6 slots with 13/13 setups... ...and he decides the battles not mm Actually he has just 1 bot, a Destrier 1/1 with 1 empty slot since he wanted to keep the game competitive. That 1 used slot is holding ecu, but his averages are still 30bots/3M damage/100% |
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Post by SATmaster728 on Apr 11, 2017 6:47:00 GMT -5
If Chuck Norris played war robots he would end the war & we would have to change the name. if Chuck Norris played the renamed robots game we would have robot corpses everywhere and the game would have to be changed to a superhero game. |
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Post by DirtyLikaRat® on Apr 11, 2017 7:47:52 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2017 8:55:52 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't ever call the wrong number. You just answer the wrong phone.
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