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Post by Wife is Pissed on Dec 30, 2019 14:15:20 GMT -5
I want to pet the fuzzy measer. Funniest ?dookie? I have seen all week. Laughed so hard I cried! ?
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Post by I pooped today on Dec 31, 2019 12:41:35 GMT -5
So my neighbor lets her dog chit on my lawn and leaves it there. I took the liberty of returning the poop right next to her mailbox in the grass. Having some late morning coffee and I hear that unmistakable sound of the mailtruck coming. I jumped up to watch as she came out her front door. I started my evil laugh whilst rubbing my hands in anticipation . As she approached her mailbox she was too busy to notice and BAM !!!! She did the poop slide and almost fell ? I screamed like my team just won the super bowl and she heard me. She sneered over at meand gave me the finger. I tipped my coffee cup to her and said ....have chitty day ****UPDATE ***** My neighbor didn't get the message last time, so this fued continues. I caught her and the dog taking a dump on my lawn with my ring camerea . The dog chits turds that are as long as my arm and it was steaming ?It looks like she has a tattoo on her arse with the outline of a hand that says "smack it here" . Her turd was bigger than the dogs. I've got a damn trucker that ain't taken a dump in a week squatting on my lawn. I paid the kid down the street to pretend he drove for uber eats. Got a dunkin donuts munchkin box and filled it up with her poop and the dogs poop. Okay, okay, I'll admit I had a stew brewing and added mine to the mix too. She opened her present and immediately dropped it spilling all the turds on her porch. I yelled out to her whilst enjoying my dunkin donuts coffee holding it high in the air and said..... Have a chitty day neighbor ?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2020 10:48:59 GMT -5
Happy New Year, War Robots Forum! My resolution is to not forget to let this thread die during 2020.....we shall see how that works out!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2020 14:24:00 GMT -5
Happy New Year, War Robots Forum! My resolution is to not forget to let this thread die during 2020.....we shall see how that works out! We need a rota. I'd hate to think that we could make it all the way to November or something and then it just died of neglect. That would suck. Happy New Decade! :Scratches chin: I wonder if we can make this thread go into the 2030s and celebrate ten glorious years of not being of any use? It would be particularly good if War Robots didn't exist any more, but this thread was still going, making it doubly redundant.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2020 14:43:17 GMT -5
these LE bots are not worth upgrading because likely later pix will introduce better skins >< change my mind.
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Post by 乃ㄥ卂乙 on Jan 3, 2020 9:31:06 GMT -5
Happy New Year, War Robots Forum! My resolution is to not forget to let this thread die during 2020.....we shall see how that works out! We need a rota. I'd hate to think that we could make it all the way to November or something and then it just died of neglect. That would suck. Happy New Decade! :Scratches chin: I wonder if we can make this thread go into the 2030s and celebrate ten glorious years of not being of any use? It would be particularly good if War Robots didn't exist any more, but this thread was still going, making it doubly redundant. Ummm, that idea is just THE BEST!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2020 10:00:04 GMT -5
We need a rota. I'd hate to think that we could make it all the way to November or something and then it just died of neglect. That would suck. Happy New Decade! :Scratches chin: I wonder if we can make this thread go into the 2030s and celebrate ten glorious years of not being of any use? It would be particularly good if War Robots didn't exist any more, but this thread was still going, making it doubly redundant. Ummm, that idea is just THE BEST! This post will never die. New members will continue to be confused about this post in a hundred years when our great grandchildren are not informing people about limited edition bots in a game that probably definitely doesn't exist any more. The virtual reality version of War Robots and the reload button will still be "Coming soon". Stan will have been replaced by a virtual Stan who has been programmed by dastardly Russian tr0ll farmers to tell lies about updates and do weird cookery shows.
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Post by x3meyoda on Jan 3, 2020 11:12:14 GMT -5
OK, so here it goes. Anyone should pursue upgrading limited edition robots because that way the limited edition robots become faster and gain more hit points. Problem. Solved. Sorry for killing the thread.
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Post by ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 on Jan 3, 2020 11:54:58 GMT -5
OK, so here it goes. Anyone should pursue upgrading limited edition robots because that way the limited edition robots become faster and gain more hit points. Problem. Solved. Sorry for killing the thread. You can't kill it... not with such a mediocre attack... silly Yoda.
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Post by ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 on Jan 3, 2020 11:57:21 GMT -5
So my neighbor lets her dog chit on my lawn and leaves it there. I took the liberty of returning the poop right next to her mailbox in the grass. Having some late morning coffee and I hear that unmistakable sound of the mailtruck coming. I jumped up to watch as she came out her front door. I started my evil laugh whilst rubbing my hands in anticipation . As she approached her mailbox she was too busy to notice and BAM !!!! She did the poop slide and almost fell ? I screamed like my team just won the super bowl and she heard me. She sneered over at meand gave me the finger. I tipped my coffee cup to her and said ....have chitty day ****UPDATE My neighbor didn't get the message last time, so this fued continues. I caught her and the dog taking a dump on my lawn with my ring camerea . The dog chits turds that are as long as my arm and it was steaming ?It looks like she has a tattoo on her arse with the outline of a hand that says "smack it here" . Her turd was bigger than the dogs. I've got a damn trucker that ain't taken a dump in a week squatting on my lawn. I paid the kid down the street to pretend he drove for uber eats. Got a dunkin donuts munchkin box and filled it up with her poop and the dogs poop. Okay, okay, I'll admit I had a stew brewing and added mine to the mix too. She opened her present and immediately dropped it spilling all the turds on her porch. I yelled out to her whilst enjoying my dunkin donuts coffee holding it high in the air and said..... Have a chitty day neighbor ? Please continue to update this as it unfolds... I MUST know how it ends...
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Post by x3meyoda on Jan 3, 2020 12:33:54 GMT -5
OK, so here it goes. Anyone should pursue upgrading limited edition robots because that way the limited edition robots become faster and gain more hit points. Problem. Solved. Sorry for killing the thread. You can't kill it... not with such a mediocre attack... silly Yoda.
Named must be your fear before banish it you can!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2020 12:47:10 GMT -5
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Post by 乃ㄥ卂乙 on Jan 5, 2020 12:53:49 GMT -5
Cat to the back is fully charged
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Post by foxypotato on Jan 7, 2020 2:06:41 GMT -5
No don't do it. Dont bump the thread.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2020 19:09:47 GMT -5
Does anyone know if this thread is dead yet?
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Post by milty72 on Jan 13, 2020 20:00:34 GMT -5
I just came here for the cats.
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Post by psychopsyd on Jan 14, 2020 1:19:10 GMT -5
Oh my gosh.... you're right...my Eldritch Ares does have a 5% hp bonus...
Golly gee whiz....
Ooops....this thread is still supposed to die...
I'll just delete my post....(I hope I don't hit the wrong button....)
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Post by schrotter on Jan 15, 2020 15:15:05 GMT -5
Finally a thread worth contributing
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Post by Rollo Tomasi on Jan 15, 2020 16:14:19 GMT -5
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Post by Deadeye on Jan 15, 2020 16:20:20 GMT -5
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Post by Garbage game on Jan 15, 2020 17:35:23 GMT -5
I can't believe this thread full of answered questions and cat memes is still alive...Com'on mods...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2020 17:55:54 GMT -5
I can't believe this thread full of answered questions and cat memes is still alive...Com'on mods...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2020 18:04:36 GMT -5
I can't believe this thread full of answered questions and cat memes is still alive...Com'on mods...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2020 18:14:28 GMT -5
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Post by Wife is Pissed on Jan 15, 2020 18:23:20 GMT -5
I think you should always upgrade limited edition bots for the 5% health bonus alone. I have 3 Eldritch Ares now, and when the 3rd one is leveled up, I plan to use all 3!
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Post by Wife is Pissed on Jan 15, 2020 18:36:14 GMT -5
On another note...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2020 17:34:19 GMT -5
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Post by ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 on Jan 16, 2020 17:44:15 GMT -5
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Post by ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 on Jan 16, 2020 17:45:12 GMT -5
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