Post by Deleted on May 24, 2018 20:52:35 GMT -5
It was a dark, dreary, rainy night in the country of inspirace . There, in inspirace 's capitol city, anjian , stood the 10 Mercenaries of Death: Deadeye , Dredd77 ,Golden Sabre , the " Good-but-then-turned-evil" SuperHero , GuitarGuy , xXrobotrippinXx , ŞĆĦŇIŦŽ€Ł , Divine Thunder , and the notoriously smelly Poopface , led by the infamous DarkVagabond . Members of the " Insane Demon " clan, their motto was, " ShutUpAndSmokeMyWeed ."
They killed merciless Koalabear s, tortured bilbobaggins , causing him to have bloodynipples , and terrorized the city of anjian .
They stole Domino es from poor innocent children and abused wildboar s.
Hearing about this evil taking place, WilsonK couldn't just stand by, watching everybody die. WilsonK 's nickname was ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 , because of his tricky strategies which usually prevailed over enemies.
ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 , hearing this news, was moody for the rest of the day, sleeplessly wondering what the evil DarkVagabond might do next. ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 decided that, in the morning, he would gather a team of top-notch heroes to help him fight this injustice.
~
In the morning, ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 sent out letters to people in order to find heroes, finishing each of them by saying, " from Anon O. Mous ," in fear of being captured.
By the end of that day, ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 had in front of him 5 of the bravest people standing on the earth: RedRaider , ΒΣRΖΣRKΛ²³ , moses , Replicant , and, the bravest and sexiest of them all, me - @mrjoshie333 .
They all traveled to the northempire , which is where the Mercenaries of Death were ruling.
GuitarGuy , sensing their presence, told the other Mercenaries of Death to get ready for battle. They said their evil prayers to the gods pixonic and his sister, Payxonic , and they were ready.
~
It was misty - dew covered the old, gray dirt - the two sides approached eachother, each with a fire glowing in their eyes.
At last , they finally met, face to face, for the first and last time.
All was silent for at least 2 hours. Eventually, DarkVagabond shouted, with a dreadfully dark voice, "KILL THEM!!!"
The Mercenaries of Death Charged towards the brave heroes. Golden Sabre transformed himself into a sharp, long, golden sword, which Dredd77 wielded with all of his might, and Divine Thunder materialized into thin air, but soon made his presence known by striking lightning and thunder out of the sky towards our brave heroes.
@mrjoshie333 's perfectly smooth hair was spoiled by the explosions of dirt. ΒΣRΖΣRKΛ²³ was going berzerk at all of the commotion. A near-by donkeyking was observing the battle, sure in his mind that the heroes would never prevail. However, ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 knew that his strategies would ultimately prevail.
~
The battle raged on for hours.
moses grappled xXrobotrippinXx neck while kicking Deadeye in his balls0fsteel .
Replicant , the hero with a ECU in one hand, and a Taran in the other hand, pinned down Poopface , but was attacked with a Dragoon by SuperHero . Dredd77 swung Golden Sabre , narrowly missing ΒΣRΖΣRKΛ²³ 's head by inches.
Divine Thunder hurled thunder and lightning towards RedRaider , who was busy defending against ŞĆĦŇIŦŽ€Ł , who was throwing a wee - wee at him.
Their leader, DarkVagabond , was locked in a battle with @mrjoshie333 , who asked to stop fighting every 10 seconds to check his hair in the mirror.
ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 was living in the middle of the battle, fighting, dodging, kicking, blocking, and trying to come up with an ingenious strategy.
Finally, it struck ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 - he knew how to win. ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 left his friends, and quickly ran over to Mount ᘐᙓᓮᖇᗩ . The mountain was guarded by adriannnnnn , guardian of Pixonic.
"WHAT DO YOU DESIRE?" adriannnnnn inquired.
"I wish to make an offer toFuxonic Dixonic Payxonic Pixonic." said ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 .
"YOU MAY PASS. " Bellowed the FAT adriannnnnn .
ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 sprinted up the mountain, and at last saw the God of Pixonic - Strayed .
Strayed said, in a booming, overwhelming voice, " WHO DARE INTERRUPTS ME?!!"
ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 , unafraid of Strayed , said, " I'd like to make a bargain with you. We need a Shocktrain to help defeat our enemies. In return, we players on the forums will (get this) NEVER complain about the MM, Shocktrians, and the random mode ever again."
Strayed , being very pleased with this offer, handed ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 a shiny, Level 12 MK2 Shocktrain.
As ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 started back to the battle field, a thought formed into Strayed 's head: "I should make a heavy version of the Shocktrain. MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
As ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 made it to the battlefield, he looked with horror as he saw his friends being mauled - it was a gruesome sight, but our heroes were fighting with their very last breath. ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 summoned courage from within his soul, and he jumped off a high cliff towards the battlefield, screaming at the top of his lungs, " SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!" The Mercenaries of Death started to run, but ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 screamed, "YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE!!!!"
And with that, ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 fired the shocktrain, and every single one of the Mercenaries of Death vanished into thin air.
The heroes were ecstatic!!!
Because of their bravery, and good looks, ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 , RedRaider , ΒΣRΖΣRKΛ²³ , moses , Replicant , and @mrjoshie333 were awarded with gold, riches, and popularity. From that time on, nobody was afraid of any monsters, and nobody complained about Pixonic anymore.
And then Strayed released the Heavy Shocktrain in the 4.0 Update and the world was destroyed forever.
Thanks!!
@mrjoshie333
They killed merciless Koalabear s, tortured bilbobaggins , causing him to have bloodynipples , and terrorized the city of anjian .
They stole Domino es from poor innocent children and abused wildboar s.
Hearing about this evil taking place, WilsonK couldn't just stand by, watching everybody die. WilsonK 's nickname was ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 , because of his tricky strategies which usually prevailed over enemies.
ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 , hearing this news, was moody for the rest of the day, sleeplessly wondering what the evil DarkVagabond might do next. ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 decided that, in the morning, he would gather a team of top-notch heroes to help him fight this injustice.
~
In the morning, ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 sent out letters to people in order to find heroes, finishing each of them by saying, " from Anon O. Mous ," in fear of being captured.
By the end of that day, ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 had in front of him 5 of the bravest people standing on the earth: RedRaider , ΒΣRΖΣRKΛ²³ , moses , Replicant , and, the bravest and sexiest of them all, me - @mrjoshie333 .
They all traveled to the northempire , which is where the Mercenaries of Death were ruling.
GuitarGuy , sensing their presence, told the other Mercenaries of Death to get ready for battle. They said their evil prayers to the gods pixonic and his sister, Payxonic , and they were ready.
~
It was misty - dew covered the old, gray dirt - the two sides approached eachother, each with a fire glowing in their eyes.
At last , they finally met, face to face, for the first and last time.
All was silent for at least 2 hours. Eventually, DarkVagabond shouted, with a dreadfully dark voice, "KILL THEM!!!"
The Mercenaries of Death Charged towards the brave heroes. Golden Sabre transformed himself into a sharp, long, golden sword, which Dredd77 wielded with all of his might, and Divine Thunder materialized into thin air, but soon made his presence known by striking lightning and thunder out of the sky towards our brave heroes.
@mrjoshie333 's perfectly smooth hair was spoiled by the explosions of dirt. ΒΣRΖΣRKΛ²³ was going berzerk at all of the commotion. A near-by donkeyking was observing the battle, sure in his mind that the heroes would never prevail. However, ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 knew that his strategies would ultimately prevail.
~
The battle raged on for hours.
moses grappled xXrobotrippinXx neck while kicking Deadeye in his balls0fsteel .
Replicant , the hero with a ECU in one hand, and a Taran in the other hand, pinned down Poopface , but was attacked with a Dragoon by SuperHero . Dredd77 swung Golden Sabre , narrowly missing ΒΣRΖΣRKΛ²³ 's head by inches.
Divine Thunder hurled thunder and lightning towards RedRaider , who was busy defending against ŞĆĦŇIŦŽ€Ł , who was throwing a wee - wee at him.
Their leader, DarkVagabond , was locked in a battle with @mrjoshie333 , who asked to stop fighting every 10 seconds to check his hair in the mirror.
ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 was living in the middle of the battle, fighting, dodging, kicking, blocking, and trying to come up with an ingenious strategy.
Finally, it struck ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 - he knew how to win. ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 left his friends, and quickly ran over to Mount ᘐᙓᓮᖇᗩ . The mountain was guarded by adriannnnnn , guardian of Pixonic.
"WHAT DO YOU DESIRE?" adriannnnnn inquired.
"I wish to make an offer to
"YOU MAY PASS. " Bellowed the FAT adriannnnnn .
ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 sprinted up the mountain, and at last saw the God of Pixonic - Strayed .
Strayed said, in a booming, overwhelming voice, " WHO DARE INTERRUPTS ME?!!"
ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 , unafraid of Strayed , said, " I'd like to make a bargain with you. We need a Shocktrain to help defeat our enemies. In return, we players on the forums will (get this) NEVER complain about the MM, Shocktrians, and the random mode ever again."
Strayed , being very pleased with this offer, handed ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 a shiny, Level 12 MK2 Shocktrain.
As ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 started back to the battle field, a thought formed into Strayed 's head: "I should make a heavy version of the Shocktrain. MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
As ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 made it to the battlefield, he looked with horror as he saw his friends being mauled - it was a gruesome sight, but our heroes were fighting with their very last breath. ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 summoned courage from within his soul, and he jumped off a high cliff towards the battlefield, screaming at the top of his lungs, " SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!" The Mercenaries of Death started to run, but ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 screamed, "YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE!!!!"
And with that, ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 fired the shocktrain, and every single one of the Mercenaries of Death vanished into thin air.
The heroes were ecstatic!!!
Because of their bravery, and good looks, ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 , RedRaider , ΒΣRΖΣRKΛ²³ , moses , Replicant , and @mrjoshie333 were awarded with gold, riches, and popularity. From that time on, nobody was afraid of any monsters, and nobody complained about Pixonic anymore.
And then Strayed released the Heavy Shocktrain in the 4.0 Update and the world was destroyed forever.
Thanks!!
@mrjoshie333
