salty af
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Posts: 76
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Pilot name: sierra alpha lima tango
Platform: iOS
League: Diamond
Favorite robot: Cossack
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Post by salty af on Jan 12, 2017 7:55:41 GMT -5
*steadies* his pinatas will have reloaded in 3, 2, 1... han, du, JUMP! ...? JUMP! JUUUUUMP WHY U NO JUMP *dies*
*steadies* okay I gotta be ready when the those aphids launch... here they come, JUMP! ...? JUMP! JUUUUUUUMP?! *dies*
*steadies* hol'up I see a kang... okay I'm screened... 450... 400... 350... almost there... and... JUMP! $@$&$&$&& BLOODY JUMP FOR PETE'S SAKE *dies*
*steadies* hah, support? Piece of cake. 200... 150... 100... JUMP! um... oh no he'll have reloa- *dies*
*steadies* a Gepard? Alright, just chill and do what weed taught you... WHY AM I IN THE AIR NOW OF ALL TIMES
maybe it's my fault, maybe the button's buggy... 1 in 15 games I get these frustrating moments when I press jump but ol' coss lags, or I press the red button and I'm suddenly 50m in the air. Heck?
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Post by nocluevok on Jan 12, 2017 9:59:43 GMT -5
*steadies* his pinatas will have reloaded in 3, 2, 1... han, du, JUMP! ...? JUMP! JUUUUUMP WHY U NO JUMP *dies* *steadies* okay I gotta be ready when the those aphids launch... here they come, JUMP! ...? JUMP! JUUUUUUUMP?! *dies* *steadies* hol'up I see a kang... okay I'm screened... 450... 400... 350... almost there... and... JUMP! $@$&$&$&& BLOODY JUMP FOR PETE'S SAKE *dies* *steadies* hah, support? Piece of cake. 200... 150... 100... JUMP! um... oh no he'll have reloa- *dies* *steadies* a Gepard? Alright, just chill and do what weed taught you... WHY AM I IN THE AIR NOW OF ALL TIMES maybe it's my fault, maybe the button's buggy... 1 in 15 games I get these frustrating moments when I press jump but ol' coss lags, or I press the red button and I'm suddenly 50m in the air. Heck? My bots are apparently into random impromptu dance moves. I'm blasting away and, *spin*. Reorient. *spin*. *Dies* Thought maybe it because my light bot got nailed by a heavy weapon, but it has happened with heavy bots even when I'm not taking fire.
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[AurN] perfectlyGoodInk
Aurora Clan Moderator
Posts: 729
Karma: 556
Platform: Android
Clan: leader of Aurora Nova [AurN]
League: Gold
Server Region: North America
Favorite robot: Bishop from Aliens, although WALL-E is a close second
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Post by [AurN] perfectlyGoodInk on Jan 12, 2017 10:11:09 GMT -5
The meta has changed. The winner is no longer decided by beacons or kills, but by interpretive dance as scored by a panel of celebrity judges.
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Post by nocluevok on Jan 12, 2017 11:02:05 GMT -5
The meta has changed. The winner is no longer decided by beacons or kills, but by interpretive dance as scored by a panel of celebrity judges. Gotta brush up on my battlefield ballet.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2017 14:13:15 GMT -5
*steadies* his pinatas will have reloaded in 3, 2, 1... han, du, JUMP! ...? JUMP! JUUUUUMP WHY U NO JUMP *dies* *steadies* okay I gotta be ready when the those aphids launch... here they come, JUMP! ...? JUMP! JUUUUUUUMP?! *dies* *steadies* hol'up I see a kang... okay I'm screened... 450... 400... 350... almost there... and... JUMP! $@$&$&$&& BLOODY JUMP FOR PETE'S SAKE *dies* *steadies* hah, support? Piece of cake. 200... 150... 100... JUMP! um... oh no he'll have reloa- *dies* *steadies* a Gepard? Alright, just chill and do what weed taught you... WHY AM I IN THE AIR NOW OF ALL TIMES maybe it's my fault, maybe the button's buggy... 1 in 15 games I get these frustrating moments when I press jump but ol' coss lags, or I press the red button and I'm suddenly 50m in the air. Heck? Had this moment in Yama last night. Bringing in my Rog with Tarans, with a Suicide Kings clan guy with level 11 aphids holed up in center beacon. Counting down till he can launch again so I can jump forward to both evade and land right on top of him. There's the launch, hit the button... and no jump. Hit again. No jump. Aphids land, bot is trashed, takes a few steps forward... oh, now it wants to jump... there goes the flying wreck into the side of the barrier, with a slow slide down to its final death. Not enjoyable.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2017 6:24:43 GMT -5
Clean your screen every now and then when playing a lot?
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Post by sochilli (Saltesers) on Jan 13, 2017 8:38:21 GMT -5
Clean your screen every now and then when playing a lot? Don't think that's the problem, my screen is very clean... But there's a scenario I forgot to add: *steadies behind cover* so all I need to do is wait for those aphids to hit the wall, then I corner juke, wait for the next Aphid shot then storm hi- WHY AM I IN THE AIR?!
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Post by Golden Sabre on Jan 13, 2017 9:18:39 GMT -5
Bugs are getting unbearble, my only hope is that everyone in the game is freezing when I do and having the same difficulties with maneuvering
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Post by SlowReflexes on Jan 13, 2017 9:34:34 GMT -5
If I get anything on the screen at all really really weird things happen, even just a small amount of sweat.
I wipe my screen on my shirt anytime I see oddities.
What happens to me most often is, that even with my left thumb firmly planted on the screen maneuvering, I'll just spontaneously stop moving. Usually happens when a big load of aphids are inbound, of course. Touch from that input (left thumb) just isn't registering.... only thing to do is pick the thumb completely off the screen and start over.
It's actually a problem when that same thing (screen just stops registering an input) happens to the right thumb, the 'pew pew pew' and aim thumb.
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Post by SATmaster728 on Jan 13, 2017 11:25:06 GMT -5
The meta has changed. The winner is no longer decided by beacons or kills, but by interpretive dance as scored by a panel of celebrity judges. Gotta brush up on my battlefield ballet. When you break you legs after a jump...You die, and the other player gets all 10's
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Post by Tyrannosaurus on Jan 13, 2017 22:06:35 GMT -5
Yea sometimes my Griffin decides to do a 180 degree turn and I die because it took too long to turn back to the target :/
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Post by Deadalready on Jan 13, 2017 23:57:23 GMT -5
This was the first thing that came to my head when I read the topic title... kinda disappointed sorry. Pilot-EO5I60KA?t=8
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Yeah it really sucks as a Cossack/Griffin/Rog to lose your star ability.
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Post by SATmaster728 on Jan 19, 2017 14:28:46 GMT -5
If I get anything on the screen at all really really weird things happen, even just a small amount of sweat. I wipe my screen on my shirt anytime I see oddities. What happens to me most often is, that even with my left thumb firmly planted on the screen maneuvering, I'll just spontaneously stop moving. Usually happens when a big load of aphids are inbound, of course. Touch from that input (left thumb) just isn't registering.... only thing to do is pick the thumb completely off the screen and start over. It's actually a problem when that same thing (screen just stops registering an input) happens to the right thumb, the 'pew pew pew' and aim thumb. I spontaneously combusted and all my parts flew killing all enemy bots like dat mark 42 armour. It was fun!
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Post by ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 on Jan 19, 2017 15:10:14 GMT -5
If I get anything on the screen at all really really weird things happen, even just a small amount of sweat. I wipe my screen on my shirt anytime I see oddities. What happens to me most often is, that even with my left thumb firmly planted on the screen maneuvering, I'll just spontaneously stop moving. Usually happens when a big load of aphids are inbound, of course. Touch from that input (left thumb) just isn't registering.... only thing to do is pick the thumb completely off the screen and start over. It's actually a problem when that same thing (screen just stops registering an input) happens to the right thumb, the 'pew pew pew' and aim thumb. I was doing this a LOT. It seems to happen if I slide my thumb too far to the side and therefore off of the main screen, which makes it act like it was lifted, yet I never picked it up. So, when I slide back, it doesn't know that the thumb is still there. If I lift and put the thumb back down, all is well. Now I have been training myself to not slide as far, and to try and keep the pressure applied to the screen even, as well. As the battle heated up, I would get more tense and I found that I was pressing harder by instinct. Staying relaxed, just like with anything from boxing to playing drums, allows faster, more precise aiming and less slides off of the side of the screen. From what I have seen, anyway.
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mr7q
Destrier
Posts: 71
Karma: 48
Pilot name: mr7q
Platform: Android
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Post by mr7q on Jan 19, 2017 18:06:19 GMT -5
<snip> What happens to me most often is, that even with my left thumb firmly planted on the screen maneuvering, I'll just spontaneously stop moving. Usually happens when a big load of aphids are inbound, of course. Touch from that input (left thumb) just isn't registering.... only thing to do is pick the thumb completely off the screen and start over. <snip> I was doing this a LOT. <snip> Some of this may actually be in the digitizer hardware/firmware itself. I know there was one phone, the specific model/brand unfortunately escaping me, that would interpret long presses as a "raindrop" and would shut down the multi touch interface temporarily to maintain basic functionality. Maybe not in this case, but there may also be nothing you can do! I do wish the game controllers were more standardized on Android, and as secondary wish, that War Robots supported them. More than once have I inadvertently brushed the wrong location on the screen and sent my Griffin leaping into the open while simultaneously spewing forth Tulumbas and PINs into the side of a building. I've tried playing on the laptop through Memu, and love using my trackball, but sadly the integrated graphics card isn't quite up to snuff and end up with all manner of weird visual artifacts (vertices and polygons just randomly distorting).
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Post by SATmaster728 on Jan 23, 2017 9:45:33 GMT -5
All my issues have been lag from bad internet, and one time when i spontaneously combusted waiting for a match for more then 30 seconds.
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