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Post by Poopface on Aug 18, 2017 13:55:44 GMT -5
DarkVagabond, Whachoo lookin' at?  No, seriously. I have all manner of ideas of what it/they could be (most of them would need the filthy language translator), but I'm curious. Inquiring minds want to know.... Save
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Post by noobcake on Aug 18, 2017 14:14:33 GMT -5
Whachoo lookin' at? No, seriously. I have all manner of ideas of what it/they could be (most of them would need the filthy language translator), but I'm curious. Inquiring minds want to know.... Probably something along the lines of "I better take off my fancy cuff links before delivering a gentleman's uppercut to this noobcake" |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2017 14:23:02 GMT -5
I always assumed he was looking at his fancy cat.  |
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Post by Kanshou on Aug 18, 2017 14:24:35 GMT -5
Why is this a thread...
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Post by ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 on Aug 18, 2017 14:27:43 GMT -5
Kanshou Because it just made my day. Both the OP and the replies. Any Cat post is gonna get my good will. WiKittens and all...  Cheers Poopface... I needed this! 
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Post by Poopface on Aug 18, 2017 14:36:17 GMT -5
Because I need to up my postcount. Because I did a Carnac impression and knew it'd piss you off. Because I think DV is dreamy (not really) and need to share his image with everyone else on the forum. Because the new forum thread has been filled with pointless bickering and this is my hope to Yin its Yang. Because it's Friday, I ain't got no job, and I ain't got 「dookie」 to do. Because the look on his face looks like he's captivated by bewbs. Because I never learned how to tie a bow tie and I'm jealous. Because I thought this might be something fun for people here. Like a camera captioning contest. Most importantly, because I 「fluffernutter」ing felt like it. |
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Post by Poopface on Aug 18, 2017 14:37:59 GMT -5
Kanshou Because it just made my day. Both the OP and the replies. Any Cat post is gonna get my good will. WiKittens and all... Cheers Poopface ... I needed this! Any time, bud. I can't add all that much insight into the game, so my best hope to add value here is to bring a little mirth to the masses. |
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Post by Kanshou on Aug 18, 2017 14:39:12 GMT -5
Because I need to up my postcount. Because I did a Carnac impression and knew it'd piss you off. Because I think DV is dreamy (not really) and need to share his image with everyone else on the forum. Because the new forum thread has been filled with pointless bickering and this is my hope to Yin its Yang. Because it's Friday, I ain't got no job, and I ain't got ?poo-poo? to do. Because the look on his face looks like he's captivated by bewbs. Because I never learned how to tie a bow tie and I'm jealous. Because I thought this might be something fun for people here. Like a camera captioning contest. Most importantly, because I ?firetruck?ing felt like it. Whoa there, I didn't mean anything negative by it. Sorry if I came out offensive. I just thought it was really random on a forum about War Robots. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2017 14:49:30 GMT -5
You're pretty much describing my whole playbook right there  |
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Post by blackhawk2002 on Aug 18, 2017 14:52:17 GMT -5
Bond, Darkvagabond. Martini, shaken not stirred please.
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Post by Poopface on Aug 18, 2017 16:11:43 GMT -5
Because I need to up my postcount. Because I did a Carnac impression and knew it'd piss you off. Because I think DV is dreamy (not really) and need to share his image with everyone else on the forum. Because the new forum thread has been filled with pointless bickering and this is my hope to Yin its Yang. Because it's Friday, I ain't got no job, and I ain't got ?poo-poo? to do. Because the look on his face looks like he's captivated by bewbs. Because I never learned how to tie a bow tie and I'm jealous. Because I thought this might be something fun for people here. Like a camera captioning contest. Most importantly, because I ?firetruck?ing felt like it. Whoa there, I didn't mean anything negative by it. Sorry if I came out offensive. I just thought it was really random on a forum about War Robots. It's all good, dude. |
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Post by Golden Sabre on Aug 18, 2017 16:44:27 GMT -5
Moved to off topic
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Post by xXrobotrippinXx on Aug 18, 2017 20:35:12 GMT -5
I'm so confused.
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Post by DarkVagabond on Aug 19, 2017 10:16:16 GMT -5
Poopface xXrobotrippinXx blackhawk2002 @heavypanda Kanshou ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 noobcake MahWaffle Golden Sabre Dear Poopface and other gentlemen who have expressed an interest (or distaste) for the frivolity of this thread, Firstly, let me say that the truth should never get in the way of a good story, which is why I won't actually reveal what the gentleman in the picture is looking at. Having said this, there are a few facts I can share with you which may be of interest. It's also entirely possible you couldn't give less of a ?poo-poo?: 1. The photo of this gentleman (which may or may not be me in RL) was taken just over 10 years ago, as a promotional headshot for his profession in the performing arts. He still performs full time to this day. However, do not be fooled by the expensive attire into thinking he is incredibly wealthy. Artists make a profession out of looking like they have a lot of money without it necessarily being the case. Then again, the fact he has worked over 10 yrs in the field might indicate he does ok for himself. 2. The gentleman in this picture can confirm that he indeed owns a black cat who can match his gaze, but if he tried to put an article of clothing on her she would literally rip his face off. 3. He can also confirm that his lifelong love is endowed with absolutely mesmerising and perfectly sculpted boobs. Not even joking - absolute perfection. However, she never flaunts them and she is notoriously merciless in shutting down any other man who even shows a hint of interest in them. Lucky guy... 4. He does indeed possess a wicked right uppercut, which he attributes to years of body weight training and being a mixed martial arts nerd. However, the 'gentleman's uppercut' must be delivered in such a way as to maintain the integrity of the Martini occupying the left hand. 5. Much like Carnac, he can indeed psychically "divine" unknown answers to unseen questions. However, capes and feathered turbans are for sissies - men of distinction wear a bow tie. That is all.
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Post by Poopface on Aug 19, 2017 10:59:36 GMT -5
DarkVagabond, I'm on my phone or I'd post the Brad Pitt fist pumping gif for you. Post: Very nicely done, sir.
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Post by seanh on Aug 19, 2017 16:04:39 GMT -5
So that is the head shot for a promo pic for profession in performing arts. I think I found the rest of the set.......  |
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Post by DarkVagabond on Aug 19, 2017 18:43:08 GMT -5
So that is the head shot for a promo pic for profession in performing arts. I think I found the rest of the set....... We see what we wanna see  |
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Post by carnage on Aug 25, 2017 3:55:13 GMT -5
I would bet that it's you, even though I would not bet heavily.
Regardless, this picture has a lot of Cole Hauser in it. Certainly not a bad thing AFAIC, this dude is one of my favourite actors. |
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Post by WilsonK on Aug 25, 2017 4:29:11 GMT -5
Because a little humour on the forums is totally healthy!  |
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Post by TravLar on Aug 25, 2017 5:37:56 GMT -5
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Post by NerFB on Dec 6, 2017 9:00:59 GMT -5
Poopface xXrobotrippinXx blackhawk2002 @heavypanda Kanshou ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 noobcake MahWaffle Golden Sabre Dear Poopface and other gentlemen who have expressed an interest (or distaste) for the frivolity of this thread, Firstly, let me say that the truth should never get in the way of a good story, which is why I won't actually reveal what the gentleman in the picture is looking at. Having said this, there are a few facts I can share with you which may be of interest. It's also entirely possible you couldn't give less of a ?poo-poo?: 1. The photo of this gentleman (which may or may not be me in RL) was taken just over 10 years ago, as a promotional headshot for his profession in the performing arts. He still performs full time to this day. However, do not be fooled by the expensive attire into thinking he is incredibly wealthy. Artists make a profession out of looking like they have a lot of money without it necessarily being the case. Then again, the fact he has worked over 10 yrs in the field might indicate he does ok for himself. 2. The gentleman in this picture can confirm that he indeed owns a black cat who can match his gaze, but if he tried to put an article of clothing on her she would literally rip his face off. 3. He can also confirm that his lifelong love is endowed with absolutely mesmerising and perfectly sculpted boobs. Not even joking - absolute perfection. However, she never flaunts them and she is notoriously merciless in shutting down any other man who even shows a hint of interest in them. Lucky guy... 4. He does indeed possess a wicked right uppercut, which he attributes to years of body weight training and being a mixed martial arts nerd. However, the 'gentleman's uppercut' must be delivered in such a way as to maintain the integrity of the Martini occupying the left hand. 5. Much like Carnac, he can indeed psychically "divine" unknown answers to unseen questions. However, capes and feathered turbans are for sissies - men of distinction wear a bow tie. That is all. I’m running a risk of life ban from the Forum for massive necro posting, but I can’t believe I missed it last time around... Would DarkVagabond care to comment on The Donald’s tweet this morning, that DV is in real life Barry Humphries? I sense a rejuvenated Sir Les prowling in his beloved Rhino. .  |
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Post by Poopface on Dec 6, 2017 12:07:51 GMT -5
I’m running a risk of life ban from the Forum for massive necro posting, but I can’t believe I missed it last time around... . Its allowable because you posted that picture in reference to DarkVagabond and because you're posting in this thread. PS The new and improved DV in your new picture still looks to be admiring bewbs. |
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Post by DarkVagabond on Dec 6, 2017 13:02:53 GMT -5
Poopface xXrobotrippinXx blackhawk2002 @heavypanda Kanshou ⓣⓡⓘⓒⓚⓨ48 noobcake MahWaffle Golden Sabre Dear Poopface and other gentlemen who have expressed an interest (or distaste) for the frivolity of this thread, Firstly, let me say that the truth should never get in the way of a good story, which is why I won't actually reveal what the gentleman in the picture is looking at.Having said this, there are a few facts I can share with you which may be of interest. It's also entirely possible you couldn't give less of a ?poo-poo?: 1. The photo of this gentleman (which may or may not be me in RL) was taken just over 10 years ago, as a promotional headshot for his profession in theperforming arts. He still performs full time to this day. However, do not be fooled by the expensive attire into thinking he is incredibly wealthy. Artists make aprofession out of looking like they have a lot of money without it necessarily being the case. Then again, the fact he has worked over 10 yrs in the field mightindicate he does ok for himself. 2. The gentleman in this picture can confirm that he indeed owns a black cat who can match his gaze, but if he tried to put an article of clothing on her she wouldliterally rip his face off. 3. He can also confirm that his lifelong love is endowed with absolutely mesmerising and perfectly sculpted boobs. Not even joking - absolute perfection.However, she never flaunts them and she is notoriously merciless in shutting down any other man who even shows a hint of interest in them. Lucky guy... 4. He does indeed possess a wicked right uppercut, which he attributes to years of body weight training and being a mixed martial arts nerd. However, the'gentleman's uppercut' must be delivered in such a way as to maintain the integrity of the Martini occupying the left hand. 5. Much like Carnac, he can indeed psychically "divine" unknown answers to unseen questions. However, capes and feathered turbans are for sissies - men ofdistinction wear a bow tie. That is all. I’m running a risk of life ban from the Forum for massive necro posting, but I can’t believe I missed it last time around... Would DarkVagabond care to comment on The Donald’s tweet this morning, that DV is in real life Barry Humphries? I sense a rejuvenated Sir Les prowling in his beloved Rhino. . Would I care to comment? That depends... Perhaps you can tell me first how a moron like me beat a skilled player like yourself today in a game where I couldn’t even crack 150k damage? Please explain lol  |
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Post by NerFB on Dec 6, 2017 15:48:53 GMT -5
Iâm running a risk of life ban from the Forum for massive necro posting, but I canât believe I missed it last time around... Would DarkVagabond care to comment on The Donaldâs tweet this morning, that DV is in real life Barry Humphries? I sense a rejuvenated Sir Les prowling in his beloved Rhino. Would I care to comment? That depends... Perhaps you can tell me first how a moron like me beat a skilled player like yourself today in a game where I couldnât even crack 150k damage? Please explain lol Humm, on a good day I might be on a par with you, thereâs nothing skilled about my play recently ? i think the 4th column in tells the story. You were on a mission to get beacons, my lot didnât give a sh1t about them. We got 2 beacons between 6 of us... thatâs a real 「whiskey tango foxtrot」! You got 3 beacons and 5 Au, I salute you. ?? |
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Post by DarkVagabond on Dec 8, 2017 17:22:51 GMT -5
Would I care to comment? That depends... Perhaps you can tell me first how a moron like me beat a skilled player like yourself today in a game where I couldnât even crack 150k damage? Please explain lol Humm, on a good day I might be on a par with you, thereâs nothing skilled about my play recently ? i think the 4th column in tells the story. You were on a mission to get beacons, my lot didnât give a sh1t about them. We got 2 beacons between 6 of us... thatâs a real 「whiskey tango foxtrot」! You got 3 beacons and 5 Au, I salute you. ?? Donât be modest mate, on most days Iâve got nothing on you, especially damage wise. Weâd make a good team you and I. Youâd hold back the hordes while I plunder the beacons and GTFO. Always a pleasure to play with or against you A dealâs a deal, so iâll comment on your post. Even if I were to vehemently deny that i was Barry Humphries in RL, no one would probably believe me as Humphries never breaks character when portraying his personas. What I can tell you with all honesty is that any man who can play Dame Edna as convincingly as Humphries genuinely scares the living 「dookie」 out of me. A man that can embody the voice of a woman deserves Michael Jackson/Chris Rock status. |
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Post by amidf on Dec 8, 2017 17:30:55 GMT -5
Guys, children use these forums. Please don't post pictures of cats in tuxedos. I don't care what your dispute is about. I cannot unsee that cat. Too debonair to handle.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2017 19:10:37 GMT -5
amidf, your cat doesn't dine in formal attire? I knew I was in the presence of the unwashed masses, but my god man, have standards!
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Post by Poopface on Feb 1, 2018 12:30:43 GMT -5
DarkVagabond you wily soothsayer. I don't know what gypsy magic you've honed in on, but you need to use it more often. You predicted the kinds of nonsense Mail.poo would implement in the 3.6 patch. You also identified an excellent way to get ahead of the game. Now that you've demonstrated your impressive prowess at fortune telling, how about really putting it to use on something truly useful? Like growing my bank account. How about it, FancyMan? 
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2018 15:40:38 GMT -5
DarkVagabond you wily soothsayer. I don't know what gypsy magic you've honed in on, but you need to use it more often. You predicted the kinds of nonsense Mail.poo would implement in the 3.6 patch. You also identified an excellent way to get ahead of the game. Now that you've demonstrated your impressive prowess at fortune telling, how about really putting it to use on something truly useful? Like growing my bank account. How about it, FancyMan? If you would have told me back in August 2017, that both the poster and subject of this OP were destined to be mods here, I would have laughed so hard my martini would have spilled and my monocle would have fallen from my eyeball. |
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Post by DarkVagabond on Feb 1, 2018 16:11:30 GMT -5
DarkVagabond you wily soothsayer. I don't know what gypsy magic you've honed in on, but you need to use it more often. You predicted the kinds of nonsense Mail.poo would implement in the 3.6 patch. You also identified an excellent way to get ahead of the game. Now that you've demonstrated your impressive prowess at fortune telling, how about really putting it to use on something truly useful? Like growing my bank account. How about it, FancyMan? If you would have told me back in August 2017, that both the poster and subject of this OP were destined to be mods here, I would have laughed so hard my martini would have spilled and my monocle would have fallen from my eyeball. And yet here we are. I suppose it’s only logical that the state of the forum should echo the state of the game ? Meanwhile I’m pleased to hear you were spared the indignity of wasting a good martini. You may be in need of a few more after the 3.6 update |
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