[AurN] perfectlyGoodInk
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Post by [AurN] perfectlyGoodInk on Dec 9, 2016 12:08:30 GMT -5
What's brown and sticky?
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[AurN] perfectlyGoodInk
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Favorite robot: Bishop from Aliens, although WALL-E is a close second
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Post by [AurN] perfectlyGoodInk on Dec 9, 2016 13:00:01 GMT -5
No, no, no, get your mind out of the sewer.
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[AurN] perfectlyGoodInk
Aurora Clan Moderator
Posts: 729
Karma: 556
Platform: Android
Clan: leader of Aurora Nova [AurN]
League: Gold
Server Region: North America
Favorite robot: Bishop from Aliens, although WALL-E is a close second
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Post by [AurN] perfectlyGoodInk on Dec 9, 2016 17:28:41 GMT -5
Give up yet?
Oh, you're gonna kick yourself over this one.
C'mon, not even a guess?
Oh, very well, here's the answer...
It's a stick!
Get it? Brown and sticky? Stick?
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Post by ŞĆĦŇIŦŽ€Ł on Dec 9, 2016 18:09:03 GMT -5
A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and rode out again on Friday. How did he do that?
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Post by CΛΜΡΞΓ™ on Dec 9, 2016 18:09:47 GMT -5
A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and rode out again on Friday. How did he do that? the horses name is friday |
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Post by ŞĆĦŇIŦŽ€Ł on Dec 9, 2016 18:13:44 GMT -5
A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and rode out again on Friday. How did he do that? the horses name is friday good job! An employee is cleaning windows of a skyscr@per on the 25th floor, he slips and falls but isn't hurt. Why? *annoying chat filter* |
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Post by CΛΜΡΞΓ™ on Dec 9, 2016 18:17:44 GMT -5
good job! An employee is cleaning windows of a skyscr@per on the 25th floor, he slips and falls but isn't hurt. Why? *annoying chat filter* hes cleaning them from the inside of the building? |
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Post by ŞĆĦŇIŦŽ€Ł on Dec 9, 2016 18:20:02 GMT -5
good job! An employee is cleaning windows of a skyscr@per on the 25th floor, he slips and falls but isn't hurt. Why? *annoying chat filter* hes cleaning them from the inside of the building? Very nice, Now how about this: People can hear me, I can reply, but no one can see me What am I? |
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Post by SGT D00M! on Dec 9, 2016 18:20:04 GMT -5
Why did the bicycle fall over?
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Post by CΛΜΡΞΓ™ on Dec 9, 2016 18:25:30 GMT -5
Very nice, Now how about this: People can hear me, I can reply, but no one can see me What am I? an echo? O.o |
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Post by ł⸰§ĦȺĐ◎ŴƧŦḀɌ on Dec 9, 2016 19:51:43 GMT -5
Answers its caller without being asked. Responds within seconds, and speaks all languages with equal ease. What is it? Echo... ya thief  The bicycle fell over because it was two-tired. (Bah-duum, Ting) A father's child, a mother's child, and yet no one's son. Who am I? |
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Post by CΛΜΡΞΓ™ on Dec 9, 2016 19:53:58 GMT -5
A father's child, a mother's child, and yet no one's son. Who am I? a daughter |
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Post by ł⸰§ĦȺĐ◎ŴƧŦḀɌ on Dec 9, 2016 20:03:22 GMT -5
Correct!
What four-legged animal can jump higher than a house?
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Post by CΛΜΡΞΓ™ on Dec 9, 2016 20:08:05 GMT -5
Correct! What four-legged animal can jump higher than a house? houses don't jump. |
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Post by Noreceipts400 on Dec 9, 2016 22:04:29 GMT -5
Are you searching up the answers to these riddles camper?
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Post by CΛΜΡΞΓ™ on Dec 9, 2016 22:13:08 GMT -5
Are you searching up the answers to these riddles camper? no |
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Post by Noreceipts400 on Dec 9, 2016 23:04:39 GMT -5
Are you searching up the answers to these riddles camper? no Ok |
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Post by sochilli (Saltesers) on Dec 10, 2016 5:41:47 GMT -5
There are four apples in a basket, and Adam, Bill, Carl and Dean take one apple each. Why is there still an apple in the basket?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2016 8:42:26 GMT -5
I asked my Son.......He says without hesitation. Who has the basket? I said Huh.....the apple son the apple...not the basket...... Smart 「bum-bum」 kids these day's. Fyi kid was right. The apple was in the basket.
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Post by CΛΜΡΞΓ™ on Dec 10, 2016 9:44:12 GMT -5
Yeah I couldn't work that one out lol.
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Post by ł⸰§ĦȺĐ◎ŴƧŦḀɌ on Dec 10, 2016 11:22:26 GMT -5
I'm remember bits of riddles from my childhood and googling them for accurate posting... I've already discarded the idea of posting the classic riddles for LotR. Fish and Time.  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2016 11:41:27 GMT -5
I'm remember bits of riddles from my childhood and googling them for accurate posting... I've already discarded the idea of posting the classic riddles for LotR. Fish and Time. Someone here has to be super funny and ultra creative. These existing riddles and jokes were created by someone. It's not like googles AI was around in the 1800s-1900-2000-2016. I issue a challange (one I could not compete in due to lack of creative Juice) Someone here Create an Original humdinnger of a joke or Riddle that is Ungooglable. Prize Ultimate knowledge in knowing you did something that made people laugh or cause a confounding aneurysm.  |
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Post by ł⸰§ĦȺĐ◎ŴƧŦḀɌ on Dec 10, 2016 11:57:01 GMT -5
Challenge accepted. This is original. A sphere with no surface, a container with no walls, and yet within me is a light greater than all of the heavens. What am I? [edit] I googled the phrase after posting just to make sure, confirmed no accidental plagiarism here  [/] |
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Post by CΛΜΡΞΓ™ on Dec 10, 2016 12:04:38 GMT -5
Challenge accepted. This is original. A sphere with no surface, a container with no walls, and yet within me is a light greater than all of the heavens. What am I? [edit] I googled the phrase after posting just to make sure, confirmed no accidental plagiarism here [/] the sun? |
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Post by [AurN]Zenotaph on Dec 10, 2016 12:23:20 GMT -5
Or a black hole?
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Post by ł⸰§ĦȺĐ◎ŴƧŦḀɌ on Dec 10, 2016 12:25:03 GMT -5
Incorrect, the sun (or stars in general) have a surface, albeit plasmadic. The related clue is specifically "no surface" as in lacking a surface, as compared to "not a solid surface" which is not a clue.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2016 12:28:18 GMT -5
Challenge accepted. This is original. A sphere with no surface, a container with no walls, and yet within me is a light greater than all of the heavens. What am I? [edit] I googled the phrase after posting just to make sure, confirmed no accidental plagiarism here [/] a soul? |
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Post by ł⸰§ĦȺĐ◎ŴƧŦḀɌ on Dec 10, 2016 12:30:48 GMT -5
A Soul is incorrect, they have no defined shape such as a sphere. I can understand the impulse, however, as a lot of cultures and myths depict souls as spheres of glowing light.
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Post by ł⸰§ĦȺĐ◎ŴƧŦḀɌ on Dec 10, 2016 12:31:37 GMT -5
Partially correct, you are on the right track! |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2016 12:34:59 GMT -5
schwarzchild radius, event horizon?
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Wife and I are scrambling for an answer.
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